DUmmie FUnnies 05-16-08 (Pied Piper Pitt PUI (Posting Under the Influence))

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 16, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[word_warrior_bob]

Avocados. Three for a buck today. Crashing soon. Pitt’s. Rantings. Are. VERY. Draining.

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I didn’t get very far.

[decal]

"And yet as drunk as Pitt is in this post, he still can't bring himself around to finally acknowledge his Fitzmas humiliation."

"Never apologize, son. It's a sign of weakness" -- Captain Nathan Pittles, He Bore A DUFU Ribbin'

[SC Swamp Fox]

I tried to read it all. Failed.

I don't know how you do it.

[SC Swamp Fox]

Man! That’s good.

[Choose Ye This Day]

No, he didn’t sound drunk. He’s that incoherent when he’s sober.

He had all that drivel already written on his little Mac, ready to go, and waited until he stumbled in one morning to launch it out for his fan club to drool over. He knew at that hour most of his detractors would be asleep.

[Slings and Arrows]

Hmmm, when I read that intro I heard Barbra Streisand screeching singing "Papa, Can You Hear Me?" You should really set it to music.

[NoGrayZone]

O.M.G.!!!

[Cheburashka]

It was dark when I started typing, and I had a theme to pursue. Then it was light, and I wasn't making sense, and...yeah. Sorry.

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The life story of William Pitt the Drunker. In his own words.

[beckysueb]

...but when you post drunk, whatever happens (fire/flood/meteor strike/Godzilla attack)

fire ants

[Paul Heinzman]

How's your new book coming along.... if you sober up for a few months again, you'll be back on top again.

Yeah...sure he will.

[chesley]

"Drunken" makes sense. 'Cause nothing he said does.

schadenfreude is ugly in any language

It's a beautiful word, defining an emotion which needs a name. The English equivalent is "epicaricacy", which doesn't roll off the tongue as trippingly.

The emotion it describes may not be a nice one, but surely isn't as bad as the plain old malice and hate so often expressed by Pitt and most others on the left side of the spectrum

[Paul Heinzman]

DON'T REPLY. EVER.

I love the way he repeats this "trick" over and over and then proceeds to reply to every comment that follows, even to their "Grovelbot."

[Paul Heinzman]

Trust me...there are people here and there and wherever who'd like to see me in Hell with my back broken...

Sounds like you already are in Hell a little.

[Charles Henrickson]

Mama! Papa! Don't you know me? I'm your little Sonny Boy! . . . at a phony themed bar to make Trust Fund kids feel like they are part of the Working Class. . . . forever stuck on the offramp to oblivion. . . . the bottle continues calling out to you, William Rivers Pitt. Hear its alluring song. Drink me! . . . Such is the fate of Pied Piper Pitt.

Very well written intro, PJ!

[Charles Henrickson]

OK, ya bastids. It's 6:30am, I'm quite completely drunk...and here we go.

Pie-eyed Piper Pitt, PWCS (Posting While Completely Schnockered).

[Charles Henrickson]

I started typing at 4:30am, and lost my train of thought exactly seventeen times. . . .

How many times did you lose your Angry?

[Charles Henrickson]

I have never let little things like not making sense stop me from...um...not making sense.

Pitt, that actually makes complete sense! You're right!

[Charles Henrickson]

I finally figured out the trick. Hell, it only took me seven years, 40,000+ posts and maybe a thousand moments I'd like to forget but can't, because . . .

. . . they're documented forever in the DUmmie FUnnies!

[Charles Henrickson]

DON'T REPLY. EVER.

Pitt, you MUST be drunk. You left out a period from your usual punctuation style, which would be:

DON'T. REPLY. EVER.

[steve-b]

It's 6:30am, I'm quite completely drunk

This is news? When you're sober (if ever), that will be something worth mentioning.

I started typing at 4:30am, and lost my train of thought exactly seventeen times

Only seventeen times in two hours? You must be starting to sober up after all.