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DUmmie FUnnies 05-15-08 (DUmmies Declare Long Primary Race NOT a Blessing)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 15, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/15/2008 5:47:47 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Remember last week's DUFU EDITION in which William Rivers Pitt, positioning himself as some sort of iconoclast for publicity purposes, declared that the long drawn out Democrat primary was a "blessing?" Well, for most DUmmies the idea of this draining Democrat primary as some sort of blessing plays out like some sort of sick joke. In fact they are OUTRAGED that Hillary continues to remain in the race as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "John Aravosis (Americablog) FREAKS OUT! And says what many of us here are thinking." This thread starts out with Americablog post by John Aravosis denouncing Hillary Clinton for remaining in the race with the DUmmies, sans Pied Piper Pitt, joining in the denunciations. So let us now watch the DUmmies declare that the long Democrat primary race is NOT a blessing in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Pied Piper Pitt, has retracted his shaven head back into his turtle shell as regards this thread, is in the [brackets]:

John Aravosis (Americablog) FREAKS OUT! And says what many of us here are thinking

[That William Rivers Pitt is a blowhard moron?]

The title is "Go away, you horrible human being"

[Pitt wishes that Fitzmas would go away.]

AMERICABLOG

IT'S NOT CLOSE. YOU FREAKING LOST THE NOMINATION, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[I'm sorry. I was just listening to William Rivers Pitt and wanted to bring a blessing to the Democrats.]

Good God. What is wrong with her? The Clintons and their campaign staff don't give a damn that they are now hurting our electoral chances in the fall against McCain and against the Republicans in Congress. Their campaign isn't happening in some vacuum, and they know it. Our candidates can't fundraise because of her. Obama can't focus on McCain because of her. Obama is wasting money on HER, rather than spending it on McCain, because of her. EMILY's List, and AFSCME, and the American Federation of Teachers and others are wasting their members' money on her now-failed race - money that they could be spending, should be spending, on other real races, races that haven't already lost. She can't win, the math says she lost the nomination, but she doesn't give a damn. She's going to stay in the race like some spoiled hateful egotistical brat.

["This long primary race is a blessing. A true gift to the country. Thank you, Hillary. Seriously." ---William Rivers Pitt]

Why is the media even covering her? The only stories that should be written about Hillary Clinton is how much damage she's causing our party. How she's hurting fundraising at the DNC - they even admitted it, they're not raising the money they need to fight John McCain because of this woman. Why don't you write some stories about how she is hurting our candidates who can't fundraise because of her? How she has forced EMILY's List and AFSCME and the AFT to waste their money because of her. How she has caused a civil war in the Netroots. Five months ago we all felt that we had 3 great candidates. Now, far too many of us loathe Hillary Clinton, and she has done her racist best to ensure that her supporters can't stand Barack Obama either.

["This has been one of the better things to happen in America in a long time. Both candidates deserve our gratitude, but Clinton moreso for staying in even after the numbers ran out of spinning space."]

The Clintons don't give a damn about our party. Their party, their church, is themselves. To hell with everyone else. I actually liked Hillary up until a few months ago. Other bloggers used to tell me that Joe and I were too nice to Hillary. People just assumed that we were endorsing her. Now I actually loathe her. She makes me yell at the TV like she's George Bush, and no one other than George Bush makes me yell at the TV - until now. I actually can't stand her or her husband any more. I defended her. I defended her husband. And now I'm actually wondering if the Republicans weren't right about them. That's how bad she has damaged her reputation. People who actually liked you, who actually helped you, who actually defended you, LOATHE you now. Call me a Clinton-hater all you like, but people like me were the ones who had your back. And we never will again.

["Democracy will be better for this campaign. I am grateful to Senator Clinton for staying in this long, though she is not my choice. Her staying in has given millions of Americans a piece of the best part of this national idea, which many had lost long ago in resigned surrender to the fact of their electoral irrelevance. She gave them back their participation and truest way to be a patriot actively involved to move things towards that better possibility we all know can be attained."]

Let me close with what Mike Huckabee just said on MSNBC:

"The happiest person in America tonight is John McCain."

[AND William Rivers Pitt because this long drawn out Democrat primary is a BLESSING!!!]

Clinton is now imperiling Democratic chances in November

[Does this mean you think she is not a blessing?]

She clearly wants to Destroy the Democratic Party, 90s redux. She can't have the White House, so no Democrat will have the White House. Siege mentality. Scorched earth. The Clintons are poison to Our Party. I wish I had listened to the older, wiser Dems in the 90s who said to get rid of them back then - they were right.

[A DUmmie counts his "blessings."]

This campaign is poisoning the Clinton "brand" and what's increasingly disturbing is that she doesn't seem to get how it's apparently affecting her reputation in Washington - based on footage of her being avoided on the Senate floor yesterday.

[She will never experience the level of shunning as the creator of Fitzmas has.]

As I have posted before on DU its seriously time for the DNC to take a serious... look at both Hillary and Bill as far as continuing to have them in the Democratic party! As has been mentioned here before, Hillary is probably staying in to damage Obama to open a bid for her run in 2012, and that to me is disgusting.

[To the Pittster it is a blessing.]

I went ballistic when the first thing she did was beg everyone to throw money at her website and the last thing she did was tell some tale about some poor sucker little kid who sold his bike for her. She is making me a raving lunatic.

[I think you already reached the raving lunatic stage years ago.]

A scorched earth campaign when the outcome is already known. She just wants to pay of her debts and is looking for suckers to do just that.

[Pied Piper Pitt will toss in some of his Trust Fund money for the blessings brought about by Hillary.]

I've defended them all through the 90s and up to this year, I didn't mind them. But now... these people are NUTS.

[A prerequisite for becoming a DUmmie.]

Once the marathon primary is over so will the divided dems. Everyone is just wishing it was over with already.

[Not William Rivers Pitt who is counting his blessings.]

It is interesting to watch someone SELF-DESTRUCT! There is a cheering line for and against the meltdown. If you've been watching the Clintons for years and you've never been able to crack open that base of support, NOW IS THE PRIME opportunity to see part of her fan base openly criticize and fillet her narcissistic character defining qualities.

[SELF-DESTRUCT? William Rivers Pitt does that every 24 business hours.]

Very accurate. Hillary is in it for Hillary, and no other reason. The only sincere bone she's ever had in her body was attached to Bill.

[I guarantee that there is no Bill bone in Hillary whether sincere or insincere.]

MAN do I loathe that woman!

[No blessings from this DUmmie.]

The Republicans might be right about them. Ouch.

[A Kewpie Doll will be arriving at your doorstep in 24 business hours.]

I still think there are RW operatives in our ranks who are LOVING the opportunity to smear both our candidates under the guise of party affiliation.

[I believe they are known as LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2008dncconvention; barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; willpitt
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Somebody told me that one of the Bukowski's in the Boston area is a big gay/lesbian hangout. That might explain why Kevin Spacey was LESS than thrilled when Pied Piper Pitt blasted out on the Web that he met Spacey there and then invited the actor to his apartment.
1 posted on 05/15/2008 5:47:47 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

I heard Hillary was just $10 away from being elected.


2 posted on 05/15/2008 5:49:18 AM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 05/15/2008 5:49:51 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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The only sincere bone she's ever had in her body was attached to Bill.

Hillary boned Bill?

4 posted on 05/15/2008 5:51:10 AM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top Ten!


5 posted on 05/15/2008 5:51:13 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top ten. I think it’s funny that the DUmmies are now seeing what the conservatives have always seen in Hillary.


6 posted on 05/15/2008 5:52:00 AM PDT by techcor
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To: PJ-Comix

It’s a Fitzmas blessing.

top 10


7 posted on 05/15/2008 5:52:44 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park" Watching the Rat Fight. typical white person)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10!

This primary season shows that Democrats are either sexist or racist!


8 posted on 05/15/2008 5:53:14 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: techcor
I went ballistic when the first thing she did was beg everyone to throw money at her website and the last thing she did was tell some tale about some poor sucker little kid who sold his bike for her. She is making me a raving lunatic.

Oh how the Dems loved that tactic back in the nineties.

9 posted on 05/15/2008 5:53:16 AM PDT by normy (Don't take it personally, just take it seriously.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ten.


10 posted on 05/15/2008 5:53:49 AM PDT by Squeako (Bipartisan: Because you can't destroy America all by yourself.)
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To: PJ-Comix

11?


11 posted on 05/15/2008 5:59:44 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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To: normy
As well as the "Hope" and "Change" mantra that Obama is using. Someone even made a "Man from Hope" movie to express their worship of Bill. Now the same tactic is being used against the Clintons.
What really digusts me is the media doing the "Doom and Gloom" ecomics crap they did for Bill Clinton in '92. Then after two years in office Bill celebrated 4 years of economic growth with the media fawning over him instead of pointing out how he lied about the economy.
12 posted on 05/15/2008 6:00:54 AM PDT by techcor
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Very accurate. Hillary is in it for Hillary, and no other reason. The only sincere bone she's ever had in her body was attached to Bill.

This DUmmie had to quit smoking dope long enough to realize that hill is in this for herself and nothing else.

13 posted on 05/15/2008 6:01:29 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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To: techcor
As well as the "Hope" and "Change" mantra that Obama is using. Someone even made a "Man from Hope" movie to express their worship of Bill. Now the same tactic is being used against the Clintons.

Oh yes, can't forget those.

14 posted on 05/15/2008 6:02:20 AM PDT by normy (Don't take it personally, just take it seriously.)
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Bwahaha. GO HILLARY
15 posted on 05/15/2008 6:03:18 AM PDT by varyouga ("Rove is some mysterious God of politics & mind control" - DU 10-24-06)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 20 (that’s what I get for reading the thread)


16 posted on 05/15/2008 6:04:38 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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She clearly wants to Destroy the Democratic Party, 90s redux. She can't have the White House, so no Democrat will have the White House. Siege mentality. Scorched earth. The Clintons are poison to Our Party. I wish I had listened to the older, wiser Dems in the 90s who said to get rid of them back then - they were right.

For this brief moment of clarity. This DUmmie gets a ...

17 posted on 05/15/2008 6:09:01 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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"She clearly wants to Destroy the Democratic Party"

It is an interesting time in politics as both parties appear to be disrupting from the inside. Both for different reasons typical to the parties (D-identity politics, R-ideology). I am surprised that the more intelligent D's don't recognize the opportunity to populate (AKA, infiltrate) the R-party and drag it even closer to the left.

That is McCain's campaign strategy, after all...to attract the moderates* and the swing democrats to make up for the loss of conservatives.

18 posted on 05/15/2008 6:21:20 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (* A "moderate", in either party, is simply someone who hasn't yet decided to vote liberal.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hillary’s campaign is just $10 away from taking the White House.


19 posted on 05/15/2008 6:25:35 AM PDT by YourAdHere (Nobody bothers me!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Always Right; techcor; NeoCaveman; Incorrigible; normy; Arrowhead1952; Condor51; ...

Have you guys seen this girl?

http://www.youtube.com/user/ThatHillaryShow


20 posted on 05/15/2008 6:31:02 AM PDT by ryan71 (Typical bitter white gun toter)
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