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DUmmie FUnnies 05-15-08 (DUmmies Declare Long Primary Race NOT a Blessing)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 15, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/15/2008 5:47:47 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Remember last week's DUFU EDITION in which William Rivers Pitt, positioning himself as some sort of iconoclast for publicity purposes, declared that the long drawn out Democrat primary was a "blessing?" Well, for most DUmmies the idea of this draining Democrat primary as some sort of blessing plays out like some sort of sick joke. In fact they are OUTRAGED that Hillary continues to remain in the race as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "John Aravosis (Americablog) FREAKS OUT! And says what many of us here are thinking." This thread starts out with Americablog post by John Aravosis denouncing Hillary Clinton for remaining in the race with the DUmmies, sans Pied Piper Pitt, joining in the denunciations. So let us now watch the DUmmies declare that the long Democrat primary race is NOT a blessing in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Pied Piper Pitt, has retracted his shaven head back into his turtle shell as regards this thread, is in the [brackets]:

John Aravosis (Americablog) FREAKS OUT! And says what many of us here are thinking

[That William Rivers Pitt is a blowhard moron?]

The title is "Go away, you horrible human being"

[Pitt wishes that Fitzmas would go away.]

AMERICABLOG

IT'S NOT CLOSE. YOU FREAKING LOST THE NOMINATION, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[I'm sorry. I was just listening to William Rivers Pitt and wanted to bring a blessing to the Democrats.]

Good God. What is wrong with her? The Clintons and their campaign staff don't give a damn that they are now hurting our electoral chances in the fall against McCain and against the Republicans in Congress. Their campaign isn't happening in some vacuum, and they know it. Our candidates can't fundraise because of her. Obama can't focus on McCain because of her. Obama is wasting money on HER, rather than spending it on McCain, because of her. EMILY's List, and AFSCME, and the American Federation of Teachers and others are wasting their members' money on her now-failed race - money that they could be spending, should be spending, on other real races, races that haven't already lost. She can't win, the math says she lost the nomination, but she doesn't give a damn. She's going to stay in the race like some spoiled hateful egotistical brat.

["This long primary race is a blessing. A true gift to the country. Thank you, Hillary. Seriously." ---William Rivers Pitt]

Why is the media even covering her? The only stories that should be written about Hillary Clinton is how much damage she's causing our party. How she's hurting fundraising at the DNC - they even admitted it, they're not raising the money they need to fight John McCain because of this woman. Why don't you write some stories about how she is hurting our candidates who can't fundraise because of her? How she has forced EMILY's List and AFSCME and the AFT to waste their money because of her. How she has caused a civil war in the Netroots. Five months ago we all felt that we had 3 great candidates. Now, far too many of us loathe Hillary Clinton, and she has done her racist best to ensure that her supporters can't stand Barack Obama either.

["This has been one of the better things to happen in America in a long time. Both candidates deserve our gratitude, but Clinton moreso for staying in even after the numbers ran out of spinning space."]

The Clintons don't give a damn about our party. Their party, their church, is themselves. To hell with everyone else. I actually liked Hillary up until a few months ago. Other bloggers used to tell me that Joe and I were too nice to Hillary. People just assumed that we were endorsing her. Now I actually loathe her. She makes me yell at the TV like she's George Bush, and no one other than George Bush makes me yell at the TV - until now. I actually can't stand her or her husband any more. I defended her. I defended her husband. And now I'm actually wondering if the Republicans weren't right about them. That's how bad she has damaged her reputation. People who actually liked you, who actually helped you, who actually defended you, LOATHE you now. Call me a Clinton-hater all you like, but people like me were the ones who had your back. And we never will again.

["Democracy will be better for this campaign. I am grateful to Senator Clinton for staying in this long, though she is not my choice. Her staying in has given millions of Americans a piece of the best part of this national idea, which many had lost long ago in resigned surrender to the fact of their electoral irrelevance. She gave them back their participation and truest way to be a patriot actively involved to move things towards that better possibility we all know can be attained."]

Let me close with what Mike Huckabee just said on MSNBC:

"The happiest person in America tonight is John McCain."

[AND William Rivers Pitt because this long drawn out Democrat primary is a BLESSING!!!]

Clinton is now imperiling Democratic chances in November

[Does this mean you think she is not a blessing?]

She clearly wants to Destroy the Democratic Party, 90s redux. She can't have the White House, so no Democrat will have the White House. Siege mentality. Scorched earth. The Clintons are poison to Our Party. I wish I had listened to the older, wiser Dems in the 90s who said to get rid of them back then - they were right.

[A DUmmie counts his "blessings."]

This campaign is poisoning the Clinton "brand" and what's increasingly disturbing is that she doesn't seem to get how it's apparently affecting her reputation in Washington - based on footage of her being avoided on the Senate floor yesterday.

[She will never experience the level of shunning as the creator of Fitzmas has.]

As I have posted before on DU its seriously time for the DNC to take a serious... look at both Hillary and Bill as far as continuing to have them in the Democratic party! As has been mentioned here before, Hillary is probably staying in to damage Obama to open a bid for her run in 2012, and that to me is disgusting.

[To the Pittster it is a blessing.]

I went ballistic when the first thing she did was beg everyone to throw money at her website and the last thing she did was tell some tale about some poor sucker little kid who sold his bike for her. She is making me a raving lunatic.

[I think you already reached the raving lunatic stage years ago.]

A scorched earth campaign when the outcome is already known. She just wants to pay of her debts and is looking for suckers to do just that.

[Pied Piper Pitt will toss in some of his Trust Fund money for the blessings brought about by Hillary.]

I've defended them all through the 90s and up to this year, I didn't mind them. But now... these people are NUTS.

[A prerequisite for becoming a DUmmie.]

Once the marathon primary is over so will the divided dems. Everyone is just wishing it was over with already.

[Not William Rivers Pitt who is counting his blessings.]

It is interesting to watch someone SELF-DESTRUCT! There is a cheering line for and against the meltdown. If you've been watching the Clintons for years and you've never been able to crack open that base of support, NOW IS THE PRIME opportunity to see part of her fan base openly criticize and fillet her narcissistic character defining qualities.

[SELF-DESTRUCT? William Rivers Pitt does that every 24 business hours.]

Very accurate. Hillary is in it for Hillary, and no other reason. The only sincere bone she's ever had in her body was attached to Bill.

[I guarantee that there is no Bill bone in Hillary whether sincere or insincere.]

MAN do I loathe that woman!

[No blessings from this DUmmie.]

The Republicans might be right about them. Ouch.

[A Kewpie Doll will be arriving at your doorstep in 24 business hours.]

I still think there are RW operatives in our ranks who are LOVING the opportunity to smear both our candidates under the guise of party affiliation.

[I believe they are known as LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2008dncconvention; barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; willpitt
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To: PJ-Comix
The Clintons don't give a damn about our party. Their party, their church, is themselves. To hell with everyone else.

We Rethuglicans could see that about them 16 years ago. Welcome to the club.

41 posted on 05/15/2008 9:01:25 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hillary is proving that the democrats are only in it for the power. They have no interest in what is best for the electorate. Now that the lights are shining brightly on them, the roaches are scattering!


42 posted on 05/15/2008 9:01:37 AM PDT by CSM (Kakistocracy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't know which Bukowski’s that Pitt frequents. Both of them have the same clientele as that bar in Star Wars. If I walked in I would stick out like Han Solo.
43 posted on 05/15/2008 9:03:48 AM PDT by outpostinmass2
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To: PJ-Comix
I actually liked Hillary up until a few months ago. . . . Now I actually loathe her.

This is actually a blessing. Pitt says so.

44 posted on 05/15/2008 9:04:55 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: techcor

You might find this interesting.

http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=MDY5MzFmNTllNjlkM2U0YmQ3ODlhOGJkNDQ4M2U4ZjM=


45 posted on 05/15/2008 9:05:03 AM PDT by CSM (Kakistocracy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I actually liked Hillary. . . . I actually loathe her. . . . I actually can't stand her. . . . I'm actually wondering. . . . People who actually liked you, who actually helped you, who actually defended you. . . .

This DUmmie is self-actualizing.

46 posted on 05/15/2008 9:09:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Call me a Clinton-hater all you like, but people like me were the ones who had your back.

That's a lot of back.

47 posted on 05/15/2008 9:10:54 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Let me close with what Mike Huckabee just said on MSNBC: "The happiest person in America tonight is John McCain."

For a lousy candidate, McCain has had it incredibly easy so far. He wins the nomination by repeatedly getting a third of the vote in a divided field. And he has the Clintons destroying Obama, so he can relax and take the high road.

Of course, in spite of these advantages, Johnny Mac could still manage to lose in November.

48 posted on 05/15/2008 9:15:13 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Clinton is now imperiling Democratic chances in November

YES! < /marvalbert>

49 posted on 05/15/2008 9:16:41 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The Clintons are poison to Our Party.

Drink up!

50 posted on 05/15/2008 9:18:42 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: PJ-Comix
it's apparently affecting her reputation in Washington - based on footage of her being avoided on the Senate floor yesterday.

I want to see Ted Kennedy give her the fake handshake thing: extend the hand and then--WOOPS!--smooth back the hair.

51 posted on 05/15/2008 9:21:26 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: PJ-Comix
some poor sucker little kid who sold his bike for her.

It's an election cycle.

52 posted on 05/15/2008 9:23:20 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“Now, far too many of us loathe Hillary Clinton, and she has done her racist best to ensure that her supporters can’t stand Barack Obama either.”

Gotta love the fact that everyone who doesn’t declare their love for Obama is called a “racist”. The real “racists” are the Obama lovers. If these little kiddies were honest they would tell you exactly why they are voting for Obama- because he is not white. Other then that they know very little about the guy. Let’s see. This guy (and his family) spend twenty years at one of the biggest racist churches in the country (never hearing a racist word BTW). But everyone who doesn’t support HIM is a racist? Give me a break.

I wonder why no one has fainted lately at any Obama speeches? Remember a few monthes back how he would have to stop speaking and ask for EMT’s to come in and take care of another faint victim?

We need to have one of those “RW opperatives” they claim are over there start a thread asking the DUmmies why there hasn’t been any fainting lately, and then DUFU it.


53 posted on 05/15/2008 9:23:27 AM PDT by Mtner77
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To: PJ-Comix
The only sincere bone she's ever had in her body was attached to Bill.

Bill and Hillary are joined at the fib-ula.

54 posted on 05/15/2008 9:27:26 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: PJ-Comix
MAN do I loathe that woman!

You just can't stand a strong WOMAN!

55 posted on 05/15/2008 9:28:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I have a young Obama-button-wearing co-worker who is beside himself at Hillary's antics and has slowly come to the realization that his knuckle-dragging conservative friend (that would be me) was right about her all along. I told him yesterday, "You see what's happening, don't you? She'd torpedoing Obama so McCain will get in for four years and she gets another crack at it in 2012. If Obama gets in she'll be 70 by the time she gets another chance."

Ever seen somebody's face go through disbelief, conviction, and then utter hatred in about half a second? I'm a bad person.

56 posted on 05/15/2008 9:59:39 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: PJ-Comix

Well now, as far as I know, Barry “Goldwater” Obama’s still 16 votes short of getting the Democrat nomination.

And so Hillary Clinton has every right in the world to go for it.

She still has a shot.

A long shot, of course, but a shot.

When one still has a chance at something, is one supposed to lay down and die?


57 posted on 05/15/2008 10:41:26 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives)
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To: PJ-Comix

I just took a look over there. Is it just me or do all their avatars say “don’t donate to DU”?


58 posted on 05/15/2008 12:17:00 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: jennyjenny
I just took a look over there. Is it just me or do all their avatars say “don’t donate to DU”?

Not just you and not just that thread. ALL posts on ALL threads now have the "DO NOT DONATE TO DU" avatar. I just posted a thread on this topic here on the FR.

59 posted on 05/15/2008 1:47:26 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“The Tigress of Tuzla took sniper fire on the tarmac!”

I am so saving that one for a tag line!


60 posted on 05/15/2008 3:41:57 PM PDT by alarm rider (Peace! through superior fire power....)
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