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DUmmie FUnnies 05-15-08 (DUmmies Declare Long Primary Race NOT a Blessing)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 15, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/15/2008 5:47:47 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Remember last week's DUFU EDITION in which William Rivers Pitt, positioning himself as some sort of iconoclast for publicity purposes, declared that the long drawn out Democrat primary was a "blessing?" Well, for most DUmmies the idea of this draining Democrat primary as some sort of blessing plays out like some sort of sick joke. In fact they are OUTRAGED that Hillary continues to remain in the race as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "John Aravosis (Americablog) FREAKS OUT! And says what many of us here are thinking." This thread starts out with Americablog post by John Aravosis denouncing Hillary Clinton for remaining in the race with the DUmmies, sans Pied Piper Pitt, joining in the denunciations. So let us now watch the DUmmies declare that the long Democrat primary race is NOT a blessing in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Pied Piper Pitt, has retracted his shaven head back into his turtle shell as regards this thread, is in the [brackets]:

John Aravosis (Americablog) FREAKS OUT! And says what many of us here are thinking

[That William Rivers Pitt is a blowhard moron?]

The title is "Go away, you horrible human being"

[Pitt wishes that Fitzmas would go away.]

AMERICABLOG

IT'S NOT CLOSE. YOU FREAKING LOST THE NOMINATION, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[I'm sorry. I was just listening to William Rivers Pitt and wanted to bring a blessing to the Democrats.]

Good God. What is wrong with her? The Clintons and their campaign staff don't give a damn that they are now hurting our electoral chances in the fall against McCain and against the Republicans in Congress. Their campaign isn't happening in some vacuum, and they know it. Our candidates can't fundraise because of her. Obama can't focus on McCain because of her. Obama is wasting money on HER, rather than spending it on McCain, because of her. EMILY's List, and AFSCME, and the American Federation of Teachers and others are wasting their members' money on her now-failed race - money that they could be spending, should be spending, on other real races, races that haven't already lost. She can't win, the math says she lost the nomination, but she doesn't give a damn. She's going to stay in the race like some spoiled hateful egotistical brat.

["This long primary race is a blessing. A true gift to the country. Thank you, Hillary. Seriously." ---William Rivers Pitt]

Why is the media even covering her? The only stories that should be written about Hillary Clinton is how much damage she's causing our party. How she's hurting fundraising at the DNC - they even admitted it, they're not raising the money they need to fight John McCain because of this woman. Why don't you write some stories about how she is hurting our candidates who can't fundraise because of her? How she has forced EMILY's List and AFSCME and the AFT to waste their money because of her. How she has caused a civil war in the Netroots. Five months ago we all felt that we had 3 great candidates. Now, far too many of us loathe Hillary Clinton, and she has done her racist best to ensure that her supporters can't stand Barack Obama either.

["This has been one of the better things to happen in America in a long time. Both candidates deserve our gratitude, but Clinton moreso for staying in even after the numbers ran out of spinning space."]

The Clintons don't give a damn about our party. Their party, their church, is themselves. To hell with everyone else. I actually liked Hillary up until a few months ago. Other bloggers used to tell me that Joe and I were too nice to Hillary. People just assumed that we were endorsing her. Now I actually loathe her. She makes me yell at the TV like she's George Bush, and no one other than George Bush makes me yell at the TV - until now. I actually can't stand her or her husband any more. I defended her. I defended her husband. And now I'm actually wondering if the Republicans weren't right about them. That's how bad she has damaged her reputation. People who actually liked you, who actually helped you, who actually defended you, LOATHE you now. Call me a Clinton-hater all you like, but people like me were the ones who had your back. And we never will again.

["Democracy will be better for this campaign. I am grateful to Senator Clinton for staying in this long, though she is not my choice. Her staying in has given millions of Americans a piece of the best part of this national idea, which many had lost long ago in resigned surrender to the fact of their electoral irrelevance. She gave them back their participation and truest way to be a patriot actively involved to move things towards that better possibility we all know can be attained."]

Let me close with what Mike Huckabee just said on MSNBC:

"The happiest person in America tonight is John McCain."

[AND William Rivers Pitt because this long drawn out Democrat primary is a BLESSING!!!]

Clinton is now imperiling Democratic chances in November

[Does this mean you think she is not a blessing?]

She clearly wants to Destroy the Democratic Party, 90s redux. She can't have the White House, so no Democrat will have the White House. Siege mentality. Scorched earth. The Clintons are poison to Our Party. I wish I had listened to the older, wiser Dems in the 90s who said to get rid of them back then - they were right.

[A DUmmie counts his "blessings."]

This campaign is poisoning the Clinton "brand" and what's increasingly disturbing is that she doesn't seem to get how it's apparently affecting her reputation in Washington - based on footage of her being avoided on the Senate floor yesterday.

[She will never experience the level of shunning as the creator of Fitzmas has.]

As I have posted before on DU its seriously time for the DNC to take a serious... look at both Hillary and Bill as far as continuing to have them in the Democratic party! As has been mentioned here before, Hillary is probably staying in to damage Obama to open a bid for her run in 2012, and that to me is disgusting.

[To the Pittster it is a blessing.]

I went ballistic when the first thing she did was beg everyone to throw money at her website and the last thing she did was tell some tale about some poor sucker little kid who sold his bike for her. She is making me a raving lunatic.

[I think you already reached the raving lunatic stage years ago.]

A scorched earth campaign when the outcome is already known. She just wants to pay of her debts and is looking for suckers to do just that.

[Pied Piper Pitt will toss in some of his Trust Fund money for the blessings brought about by Hillary.]

I've defended them all through the 90s and up to this year, I didn't mind them. But now... these people are NUTS.

[A prerequisite for becoming a DUmmie.]

Once the marathon primary is over so will the divided dems. Everyone is just wishing it was over with already.

[Not William Rivers Pitt who is counting his blessings.]

It is interesting to watch someone SELF-DESTRUCT! There is a cheering line for and against the meltdown. If you've been watching the Clintons for years and you've never been able to crack open that base of support, NOW IS THE PRIME opportunity to see part of her fan base openly criticize and fillet her narcissistic character defining qualities.

[SELF-DESTRUCT? William Rivers Pitt does that every 24 business hours.]

Very accurate. Hillary is in it for Hillary, and no other reason. The only sincere bone she's ever had in her body was attached to Bill.

[I guarantee that there is no Bill bone in Hillary whether sincere or insincere.]

MAN do I loathe that woman!

[No blessings from this DUmmie.]

The Republicans might be right about them. Ouch.

[A Kewpie Doll will be arriving at your doorstep in 24 business hours.]

I still think there are RW operatives in our ranks who are LOVING the opportunity to smear both our candidates under the guise of party affiliation.

[I believe they are known as LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2008dncconvention; barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; willpitt
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To: PJ-Comix

“her narcissistic character defining qualities.”

What the Hell is Obama? He even plays the role of Savior.


21 posted on 05/15/2008 6:47:54 AM PDT by popdonnelly (Concerned about the price of arugula)
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To: ryan71

I’ll have to check from home later. blocked at work.


22 posted on 05/15/2008 6:50:39 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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To: ryan71
Even better is the YouTube VIDEO by the same woman from back in March about Hillary rehearsing her phony hand gestures. A MUST SEE!!!
23 posted on 05/15/2008 7:28:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
One is in Cambridge the other is in Boston. Both locals attract a “different” crowd. The bars are in transient type neighborhoods, locals would never go to them. With the weirdos that Boston attracts from out of state, it is difficult to differentiate between straight and gay. The hipsters all look gay to me.
24 posted on 05/15/2008 7:29:31 AM PDT by outpostinmass2
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To: outpostinmass2
Which Bukowski's does Pitt go to? Boston or Cambridge?

BTW, my late great Uncle Marty was known as the bartender's bartender. The Mob really loved Uncle Marty because he was great at telling nonstop FUnnie stories and jokes. Uncle Marty could take ANY situation and turn it into a joke or short FUnnie story on the spot.

Oh, and Uncle Marty worked at REAL bars. Not phony atmosphere bars like Bukowski's. He was head bartender for years at JFK International Airport bar. He looked so much like one envisions a bartender that his pic was often featured in professional bartender magazines. Hair slicked back and mouth in a perpetual smile looking as if he was always about to tell another FUnnie joke.

25 posted on 05/15/2008 7:51:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
As I have posted before on DU its seriously time for the DNC to take a serious...

It's times for the DUmmies to get hughly series!!!

26 posted on 05/15/2008 8:25:16 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix
It is interesting to watch someone SELF-DESTRUCT!

This DUmmie understands how we feel every time a new DUFunnies is posted. !!YAY!!

27 posted on 05/15/2008 8:27:42 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix
says what many of us here are thinking . . . "Go away, you horrible human being"

Remember, folks, these are Democratics talking about a FELLOW DEMOCRATIC!

28 posted on 05/15/2008 8:38:56 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sen. Hillbilly Clinton.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Go away, you horrible human being"

"Go away, Hillary, and take that horrible Huma being with you!"

29 posted on 05/15/2008 8:39:54 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sen. Hillbilly Clinton.)
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To: PJ-Comix
IT'S NOT CLOSE. YOU FREAKING LOST THE NOMINATION, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

What's wrong with Obama, that he's losing primaries to Hillary the Horrible?

30 posted on 05/15/2008 8:41:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sen. Hillbilly Clinton.)
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To: PJ-Comix
they are now hurting our electoral chances in the fall against McCain and against the Republicans in Congress. . . . Our candidates can't fundraise because of her. Obama can't focus on McCain because of her. Obama is wasting money on HER. . . .

CELEBRATE THE CHAOS!

31 posted on 05/15/2008 8:45:17 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: PJ-Comix
She can't win. . . .

But somehow she can beat Obama in these primaries.

32 posted on 05/15/2008 8:46:44 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I wish I had listened to the older, wiser Dems in the 90s who said to get rid of them back then - they were right.

Who? What "older, wiser Demss? The Dems were lockstep for Clinton back then, as evidenced by their impeachment votes. The only wise Dem from the era I can think of was Zell.

33 posted on 05/15/2008 8:46:55 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Who would McQueeg rather have mad at him: You or the liberals?)
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To: PJ-Comix
the math says she lost the nomination. . . .

The Obamath.

34 posted on 05/15/2008 8:47:42 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: PJ-Comix
She's going to stay in the race like some spoiled hateful egotistical brat.

SEXIST!

35 posted on 05/15/2008 8:48:49 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Why is the media even covering her?

Because she's winning some primaries?

Because Obama can't put her away? What does that say about him?

36 posted on 05/15/2008 8:50:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: PJ-Comix
she has caused a civil war in the Netroots.

The Tigress of Tuzla took sniper fire on the tarmac! She is not frightened by your puny little "civil war," Nutroot FOOLS!

37 posted on 05/15/2008 8:53:18 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Five months ago we all felt that we had 3 great candidates.

But the corporate media deliberately IGNORED Kucinich, Gravel, and Biden!

38 posted on 05/15/2008 8:56:34 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: PJ-Comix
many of us loathe Hillary Clinton. . . .

GYNOPHOBES!

39 posted on 05/15/2008 8:58:01 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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To: PJ-Comix
she has done her racist best to ensure that her supporters can't stand Barack Obama. . . .

Barack is being Wrightboated!

40 posted on 05/15/2008 8:59:47 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a blessing in disguise. Pitt says so.)
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