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DUmmie FUnnies 05-14-08 (DUmmies Slam West Virginians For Rejecting Obama)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 14, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/14/2008 6:10:12 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

GASP! How dare the West Virginians REJECT our beloved Obamassiah! What a bunch of ignorant hillbillies! Half of them actually believe that Barack Obama shares Rev. Wright's views. Hey, what is wrong with them? Didn't they hear our beloved Barack state that he never ever heard (during the Annunciation prior to the Renunciation) Rev. Wright say anything remotely slamming the USA. Just because Obama was a member of Wright's Hate Whitey congregation for 20 years doesn't mean he ever heard anything unpleasant leaving the good Reverend's lips. He most likely wasn't attending church that day or was sleeping through the sermon. Oh, and he never ever once looked at the church's "Trumpet" magazine which reprinted Wright's views. Yes, the DUmmies are OUTRAGED that half of all West Virginians believe that Obama shares Rev. Wrights views as you can see in this THREAD titled, "WV Primary: 50% of voters say Obama shares Rev. Wright's views." Of course, until the Renunciation by Obama, 99% of the DUmmies not only openly expressed support for Wright's views but also PRAISED Obama for sharing such views. However, they now somehow condemn West Virginians for expressing the same opinion of Obama sharing Wright's views that the DUmmies once overwhelmingly stated publicly. So let us now watch the DUmmies slam West Virginians in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who was once a resident of Huntington WV before he could even speak, is in the [brackets]:

WV Primary: 50% of voters say Obama shares Rev. Wright's views

[99% of the DUmmies expressed the same opinion BEFORE the Renunciation of Wright by Obama.]

Yeah, 50%. Way to represent for your state WV. If only they had done some follow-up questions like, "Which specific views does Obama share with Rev. Wright?" Or maybe, "Name 3 views that Obama and Rev. Wright share." Also, "Do most blacks share the same views as Rev. Wright?" If they had asked those types of follow-up questions, a world of bigotry might have been unleashed.

[So you won't get mad at WV when it REJECTS your beloved Obama this November since you are slamming the residents of that state now as ignorant bigots?]

Not only uneducated, but just plain stupid.

[As stupid as all those DUmmies who were cheering Rev. Wright prior to the Renunciation and praised Obama for supporting him in his March speech during the Annunciation?]

it's a hell of a lot worse than the rest of the country. uneducated, ignorant, and racist.

[Are you planning to become Obama's campaign manager in WV this Fall?]

Damn ign'ant people.

[So what were DUmmies when they expressed the same opinion of Obama prior to his Renunciation?]

There's a reason they're called low-information voters.

[As opposed to forget-information voters like DUmmies. Just as Leon Trotsky was airbrushed out of all early Soviet photographs, the DUmmies have airbrushed in their own minds their previous overwhelming support for Wright. Too bad Web postings can't be conveniently airbrushed away.]

I'm sick of pandering to the white bigot vote. F*ck 'em. Let them change their registration to Republican. If this is what we have to do to win elections then screw it.

[Being a bigot now means expressing the SAME opinion of Obama's support for Wright that the DUmmies held just a few weeks ago...prior to the very convenient Renunciation.]

They have coal in their brains.

[And DUmmies have ERASED the parts of their brains containing the memories of their support for Obama because he stood up for Wright during the March Annunciation.]

And 20% said he "strongly shares" his views. A strident opinion based on what exactly?

[Perhaps they were reading the DUmmie postings expressing the exact same sentiment only a few weeks ago.]

Perhaps becaus he stayed with Wright for 20 years

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! How dare you bring up inconvenient facts!]

Because of silly ignorance and shallow numb-minded thinking.

[Perhaps they need lesson on shallow numb-minded thinking from the DUmmies who can express an opinion one day, and then completely change their opinion on a dime after the Renunciation while completely forgetting their original opinion of just a short time earlier. The auto-memory hole.]

What's wrong with Rev Wright's views? The man is f*cking brilliant. He speaks truth, the truth hurts sometimes. The truth needs to be told, that's why Michelle and Obama went there for 20 years.

[Hey, that is a pre-Renunciation viewpoint that must now be completely FORGOTTEN by all DUmmies.]

I am sorry, but that is just plain ignorance! Do these people read anything? Do these people do any research about the candidates? Do these people understand that "racism" really should be well gone by now in this country? Just simply makes me sick in today's world. There is just no excuse for this kind of crap! Ugh!

[Do you DUmmies ever think? Just simply makes me sick in today's world. There is just no excuse for this kind of crap! Ugh! Oh, wait. Please continue being hypocritically stupid. The DUmmie FUnnies needs the comedy material.]


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; jeremiahwright; westvirginia
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To: weegee

If Walter Williams runs for anything, I am on that band wagon.


21 posted on 05/14/2008 6:53:37 AM PDT by alarm rider (Peace! through superior fire power....)
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To: PJ-Comix
a world of bigotry. . . . Not only uneducated, but just plain stupid. . . . uneducated, ignorant, and racist. . . . Damn ign'ant people.

Who are the bigoted, ignorant ones? Maybe it's YOU!! YOU, who reject Hillary, simply because she's a STRONG WOMAN! SEXISTS! GYNOPHOBES!!

22 posted on 05/14/2008 6:56:17 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Obama's chickens are coming home to roost.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I'm sick of pandering to the white bigot vote. F*ck 'em. Let them change their registration to Republican. If this is what we have to do to win elections then screw it."

DUmmies are much more comfortable pandering to the black bigot vote apparently...
23 posted on 05/14/2008 6:56:47 AM PDT by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm sick of pandering to the white bigot vote.

Hillary isn't:

MAKE YOUR VOTE, COUNTRY FOLK
Tune: "Take Me Home, Country Roads" Original
By Winn Denver

Almost landslide, West Virginia
Numbers mountin', headin' on to Denver
Folks are white here, whiter than the sheets
That the early Byrd wore, blowin' in the breeze

Country folk, make your vote
For the race you belong
Mrs. Clinton, not Obama
Make your vote, country folk

All my prim'ries dare not end here
My election's set for this November
Dark and dusky stranger on the rise
Mustn't let him beat me, take away my prize

Country folk, make your vote
For the race you belong
Mrs. Clinton, not Obama
Make your vote, country folk

I hear your voice, in the evenin' hours you cheer me
This victory assures me that I'm queen for a day
And standin' on the stage
I get a feeling that this Wheeling's all the U.S.A.
U.S.A.

Country folk, make your vote
For the race you belong
Mrs. Clinton, not Obama
Make your vote, country folk . . .

24 posted on 05/14/2008 6:58:26 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Obama's chickens are coming home to roost.)
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To: PJ-Comix
They have coal in their brains.

That's a lobe blow.

25 posted on 05/14/2008 7:01:02 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Obama's chickens are coming home to roost.)
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To: PJ-Comix
What's wrong with Rev Wright's views?

EXACTLY!

The man is f*cking brilliant.

I call him "Rev. Wright-On"!

He speaks truth . . .

TO POWER!!

26 posted on 05/14/2008 7:05:08 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Obama's chickens are coming home to roost.)
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To: weegee

President Walter Williams? Hmmmm. Rolls trippingly off the tongue. I like the sound of that.

Or President Clrnece Thomas. How about President Thomas Sowell? J. C. Watts? We have a wealth of blacks qualified to be President. They just don’t reside in the Dhimmicratic Party.


27 posted on 05/14/2008 7:05:28 AM PDT by chesley (Where's the omelet? -- Orwell)
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To: NRA1995
Do we change her name to Hillbilly Rodham Clinton now?

LOL! Sen. Hillbilly Clingin'.

28 posted on 05/14/2008 7:08:46 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("Hillbilly Rodeo Clingin'"?)
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To: weegee

“There’s a reason they’re called low-information voters.”

Because they don’t read the DU? How much information can you get from the DU? Just a lot of irrational, opinionated bile.


29 posted on 05/14/2008 7:12:27 AM PDT by popdonnelly (Concerned about the price of arugula)
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To: PJ-Comix

I thought the DU was just a place for leftists to hold each other’s hands and tell themselves how brilliant they are.


30 posted on 05/14/2008 7:13:55 AM PDT by popdonnelly (Concerned about the price of arugula)
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To: PJ-Comix
If only they had done some follow-up questions like, "Which specific views does Obama share with Rev. Wright?" Or maybe, "Name 3 views that Obama and Rev. Wright share."

DUmmie, do you really want that to come out?

31 posted on 05/14/2008 7:25:08 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's funny how they call the people who voted against Obama as ignorant when they are describing fellow Democrats, who many polls and studies show are much less educated then Republicans.
32 posted on 05/14/2008 7:40:30 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Vote for McCain but trust in the Lord)
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To: weegee

Since the Republican party was founded in 1856, only three Democrats received a majority of the popular vote, FDR, LBJ, and JIMMY CARTER!


33 posted on 05/14/2008 7:46:17 AM PDT by ThreeYearLurker (The NY Times: They are who we thought they were, and we let them off the hook!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte

Oh my.

The primitives aren’t doing the Democrat party any good, bashing potential Democrat voters like that.

Sometimes I think it would do the primitives a great deal of good if they hunkered down and read Dale Carnegie on how to win friends and influence people; whatever the primitives are doing right now, it’s obviously not winning the Democrats any friends.

Oh my.

You know, I’ve been studying Sigmund Freud; his interpretations of dreams was hard going, but I finished that, and recently started on his theories that most psychological, sociological, and psychiatric problems are caused by poor bowel management.

It’s making more and more sense to me, the more I read.

I think the primitives need to add some fiber to their diet.


34 posted on 05/14/2008 8:13:33 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives)
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To: PJ-Comix
  • Not only uneducated, but just plain stupid.
  • it's a hell of a lot worse than the rest of the country. uneducated, ignorant, and racist.
  • Damn ign'ant people.
  • There's a reason they're called low-information voters.
  • I'm sick of pandering to the white bigot vote. F*ck 'em.
  • Because of silly ignorance and shallow numb-minded thinking.
Feel the loooooooooooove.
And don't these DUmmies realize they're talking about their fellow Democrats?

Whatta bunch of Maroons.

35 posted on 05/14/2008 8:14:18 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: All

Well, I have to split out now. Back later. I have a big stack of priority mail boxes filled with bluetooths that I have to ship out at the Post Office. Hee! Hee!


36 posted on 05/14/2008 8:51:00 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
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37 posted on 05/14/2008 9:18:28 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives)
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To: franksolich

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38 posted on 05/14/2008 9:18:57 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives)
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To: PJ-Comix
What happened yesterday never happened. It was completely forgotten and tossed down the DUmmie Memory Hole.

The DUmmie's Winston is working overtime these days...

"In the walls of the cubicle there were three orifices. To the right of the speakwrite, a small pneumatic tube for written messages, to the left, a larger one for newspapers; and in the side wall, within easy reach of Winston's arm, a large oblong slit protected by a wire grating. This last was for the disposal of waste paper. Similar slits existed in thousands or tens of thousands throughout the building, not only in every room but at short intervals in every corridor. For some reason they were nicknamed memory holes. When one knew that any document was due for destruction, or even when one saw a scrap of waste paper lying about, it was an automatic action to lift the flap of the nearest memory hole and drop it in, whereupon it would be whirled away on a current of warm air to the enormous furnaces which were hidden somewhere in the recesses of the building."

39 posted on 05/14/2008 9:22:33 AM PDT by COBOL2Java ("McCain is a war hero. He's also a useful idiot for the Democrats." - Mark Levin)
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40 posted on 05/14/2008 9:22:40 AM PDT by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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