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DUmmie FUnnies 05-13-08 ("Make Your Vote, Country Folk" (Hillary wins West Virginia!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 13, 2008 | Charles Henrickson and Winn Denver

Posted on 05/13/2008 6:42:48 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Last week Typical White Person Sen. Hillary Clingin' made an appeal to the bitter nature of her base, the HillAryan Nation. She talked about "how Sen. Obama's support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me. I have a much broader base to build a winning coalition on. . . . There's a pattern emerging here. . . . "

Yes, Your Thighness, you do have a much broader base, as your poor pantsuit will attest. And yes, there is a pattern emerging here: You're running out of primaries, and you're getting desperate.

So enjoy your hillbilly hoedown tonight, Hillary, and tomorrow be ready to soldier on. You have no chance of winning, but you do have every chance of a) perpetuating Operation Chaos, b) suicide-bombing Obama for November, and c) incurring the undying wrath of DUmmies, KOmmies, and HUffies across the fruited plain!

And now let's all join Mrs. Clinton in singing her victory song, composed for this occasion by yours truly, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel:

MAKE YOUR VOTE, COUNTRY FOLK
Tune: "Take Me Home, Country Roads" Original
By Winn Denver

Almost landslide, West Virginia
Numbers mountin', headin' on to Denver
Folks are white here, whiter than the sheets
That the early Byrd wore, blowin' in the breeze

Country folk, make your vote
For the race you belong
Mrs. Clinton, not Obama
Make your vote, country folk

All my prim'ries dare not end here
My election's set for this November
Dark and dusky stranger on the rise
Mustn't let him beat me, take away my prize

Country folk, make your vote
For the race you belong
Mrs. Clinton, not Obama
Make your vote, country folk

I hear your voice, in the evenin' hours you cheer me
This victory assures me that I'm queen for a day
And standin' on the stage
I get a feeling that this Wheeling's all the U.S.A.
U.S.A.

Country folk, make your vote
For the race you belong
Mrs. Clinton, not Obama
Make your vote, country folk . . .


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: clinton; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; hillary; hillaryclinton; operationchaos; testplane; westvirginia; wv2008
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To: Charles Henrickson

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21 posted on 05/13/2008 8:28:48 PM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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To: Charles Henrickson

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22 posted on 05/13/2008 8:28:54 PM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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To: investigateworld

Okay, MUSIC OF THE NIGHT is pretty much finished. I have to choose a graphic for background and perhaps make a few changes. It will be up tonight.


23 posted on 05/13/2008 9:39:12 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: investigateworld
per request, MUSIC OF THE NIGHT
24 posted on 05/13/2008 10:34:22 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL


25 posted on 05/13/2008 10:59:18 PM PDT by Deetes
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To: Charles Henrickson
They were talking today on my local talk radio station that a poll is coming out this morning that shows that 29% of democrats would like Hillary to go independent. Think about that for a while...could be why she's staying in, get Kentucky under her belt after the blowout in West Virginia, get some good press behind her then announce she's going independent...

Woo-eee! Pass the popcorn, please!

26 posted on 05/14/2008 5:40:21 AM PDT by Dooderbutt (Al Gore - now the most sanctimonious lardbutt Yank on the planet ~ D. Thompson)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I knew there was a new DUFU edition last night when I suddenly noticed a surge in Bluetooth orders.


27 posted on 05/14/2008 6:24:57 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: investigateworld
PER YOUR REQUEST

MIDI - MUSIC OF THE NIGHT



28 posted on 05/14/2008 9:36:45 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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