Posted on 05/13/2008 6:42:48 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Last week Typical White Person Sen. Hillary Clingin' made an appeal to the bitter nature of her base, the HillAryan Nation. She talked about "how Sen. Obama's support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me. I have a much broader base to build a winning coalition on. . . . There's a pattern emerging here. . . . "
Yes, Your Thighness, you do have a much broader base, as your poor pantsuit will attest. And yes, there is a pattern emerging here: You're running out of primaries, and you're getting desperate.
So enjoy your hillbilly hoedown tonight, Hillary, and tomorrow be ready to soldier on. You have no chance of winning, but you do have every chance of a) perpetuating Operation Chaos, b) suicide-bombing Obama for November, and c) incurring the undying wrath of DUmmies, KOmmies, and HUffies across the fruited plain!
And now let's all join Mrs. Clinton in singing her victory song, composed for this occasion by yours truly, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel:
MAKE YOUR VOTE, COUNTRY FOLK
Tune: "Take Me Home, Country Roads" Original
By Winn Denver
Almost landslide, West Virginia
Numbers mountin', headin' on to Denver
Folks are white here, whiter than the sheets
That the early Byrd wore, blowin' in the breeze
Country folk, make your vote
For the race you belong
Mrs. Clinton, not Obama
Make your vote, country folk
All my prim'ries dare not end here
My election's set for this November
Dark and dusky stranger on the rise
Mustn't let him beat me, take away my prize
Country folk, make your vote
For the race you belong
Mrs. Clinton, not Obama
Make your vote, country folk
I hear your voice, in the evenin' hours you cheer me
This victory assures me that I'm queen for a day
And standin' on the stage
I get a feeling that this Wheeling's all the U.S.A.
U.S.A.
Country folk, make your vote
For the race you belong
Mrs. Clinton, not Obama
Make your vote, country folk . . .
IBTP
IBTP?
PING!
Woohoo!
Like a fine wine, Charles...
top 10
KKK Hillary owns WV.
God Bless Hillary, and all the hard work she is doing for John McCain.
10?
Is WV one of the 57 states Obama visited or is he still in a state of confusion?
;-)
She also knows that delegates are only committed on the first vote at the convention. After that they can vote for whomever they want.
Hillary is going to spend the summer depressing Obama's support, so that after the first vote a lot of delegates will switch to her.
“Whiter than Sheets Byrd”: GMTA!
Rumors of me being eaten by a giant cow were udderly unfounded.
Perhaps a recitation of Hillary's! talents via LLoyd-Webber's Phantom of the Opera.
Maybe I can get Micheal Crawford and Sara Brightman to cut a single?
You know, a little demo to help along their careers?
Another masterpiece from Charles. And another masterpiece from Doug. Dueling doggerels.
“the wag tailoring the doggerel”
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I can’t stand the fact that you came up with that and I didn’t, I will have to hate you forever, there is just no other way.
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