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DUmmie FUnnies 05-13-08 ("Make Your Vote, Country Folk" (Hillary wins West Virginia!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 13, 2008 | Charles Henrickson and Winn Denver

Posted on 05/13/2008 6:42:48 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Last week Typical White Person Sen. Hillary Clingin' made an appeal to the bitter nature of her base, the HillAryan Nation. She talked about "how Sen. Obama's support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me. I have a much broader base to build a winning coalition on. . . . There's a pattern emerging here. . . . "

Yes, Your Thighness, you do have a much broader base, as your poor pantsuit will attest. And yes, there is a pattern emerging here: You're running out of primaries, and you're getting desperate.

So enjoy your hillbilly hoedown tonight, Hillary, and tomorrow be ready to soldier on. You have no chance of winning, but you do have every chance of a) perpetuating Operation Chaos, b) suicide-bombing Obama for November, and c) incurring the undying wrath of DUmmies, KOmmies, and HUffies across the fruited plain!

And now let's all join Mrs. Clinton in singing her victory song, composed for this occasion by yours truly, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel:

MAKE YOUR VOTE, COUNTRY FOLK
Tune: "Take Me Home, Country Roads" Original
By Winn Denver

Almost landslide, West Virginia
Numbers mountin', headin' on to Denver
Folks are white here, whiter than the sheets
That the early Byrd wore, blowin' in the breeze

Country folk, make your vote
For the race you belong
Mrs. Clinton, not Obama
Make your vote, country folk

All my prim'ries dare not end here
My election's set for this November
Dark and dusky stranger on the rise
Mustn't let him beat me, take away my prize

Country folk, make your vote
For the race you belong
Mrs. Clinton, not Obama
Make your vote, country folk

I hear your voice, in the evenin' hours you cheer me
This victory assures me that I'm queen for a day
And standin' on the stage
I get a feeling that this Wheeling's all the U.S.A.
U.S.A.

Country folk, make your vote
For the race you belong
Mrs. Clinton, not Obama
Make your vote, country folk . . .


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: clinton; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; hillary; hillaryclinton; operationchaos; testplane; westvirginia; wv2008
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Click and sing along!
1 posted on 05/13/2008 6:42:48 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP


2 posted on 05/13/2008 6:43:34 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP?


3 posted on 05/13/2008 6:44:15 PM PDT by Huntress (Barack Obama--Not just another empty suit.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 05/13/2008 6:45:03 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Huntress

Woohoo!


5 posted on 05/13/2008 6:45:06 PM PDT by Huntress (Barack Obama--Not just another empty suit.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Like a fine wine, Charles...


6 posted on 05/13/2008 6:46:10 PM PDT by HoosierHawk
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To: Charles Henrickson

top 10


7 posted on 05/13/2008 6:46:39 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park" Watching the Rat Fight. typical white person)
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To: Charles Henrickson

KKK Hillary owns WV.


8 posted on 05/13/2008 6:49:16 PM PDT by MaxMax (I'll welcome death when God calls me. Until then, the fight is on)
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To: Charles Henrickson

God Bless Hillary, and all the hard work she is doing for John McCain.


9 posted on 05/13/2008 6:50:43 PM PDT by Hugin (Mecca delenda est!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

10?


10 posted on 05/13/2008 6:51:34 PM PDT by Mercat (the magician has lost control of the show)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Is WV one of the 57 states Obama visited or is he still in a state of confusion?


11 posted on 05/13/2008 6:55:14 PM PDT by eggman (Democrat party - The black hole of liberalism from which no rational thought can escape.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
As we discussed on the other thread, we came up with a few of the same ideas. This song was an easy choice. I had no idea when I wrote it yesterday, but the tootless mamas line worked. It turns out that Hillary's base, those over 65 in West Virginia, lead the nation in percentage of those who have lost their teeth.


To: doug from upland

MIDI - COUNTRY ROADS



4 posted on 05/13/2008 1:43:48 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)

12 posted on 05/13/2008 6:58:19 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
Good, you’re still around. Some of us were beginning to worry.

;-)

13 posted on 05/13/2008 6:59:20 PM PDT by dighton
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hillary isn't done. Unlike most of the media, she knows that it requires a majority, not a plurality, to win the nomination.

She also knows that delegates are only committed on the first vote at the convention. After that they can vote for whomever they want.

Hillary is going to spend the summer depressing Obama's support, so that after the first vote a lot of delegates will switch to her.

14 posted on 05/13/2008 7:00:44 PM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: doug from upland

“Whiter than Sheets Byrd”: GMTA!


15 posted on 05/13/2008 7:00:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies)
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To: dighton; martin_fierro; mikrofon

Rumors of me being eaten by a giant cow were udderly unfounded.


16 posted on 05/13/2008 7:03:02 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Swede treat.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

17 posted on 05/13/2008 7:15:10 PM PDT by maggief
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To: Charles Henrickson; doug from upland
Gentlemen, Can you guys grant a old guy with terminal toenail fungus a small boon?

Perhaps a recitation of Hillary's! talents via LLoyd-Webber's Phantom of the Opera.

Maybe I can get Micheal Crawford and Sara Brightman to cut a single?

You know, a little demo to help along their careers?

18 posted on 05/13/2008 7:22:15 PM PDT by investigateworld ( Barry Seal died for our Salvation)
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To: Charles Henrickson; doug from upland

Another masterpiece from Charles. And another masterpiece from Doug. Dueling doggerels.


19 posted on 05/13/2008 7:30:15 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“the wag tailoring the doggerel”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I can’t stand the fact that you came up with that and I didn’t, I will have to hate you forever, there is just no other way.


20 posted on 05/13/2008 7:58:53 PM PDT by RipSawyer (Does anyone still believe this is a free country?)
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