DUmmie FUnnies 05-06-08 ("HRC's campaign will be 'suspended' on Wednesday or Thursday")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 6, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

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Remember, everybody, Ken Norton has predicted that Obama would win Indiana by 5 points and North Carolina by 15 points. Also he predicted that Hillary would be pulling out of the race tomorrow.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[GOP_Raider]

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[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Dude... dude. You don't put the word "PREDICTION" someplace up there, prominently... you are gonna freak out the entire SITE -- !!! ;)

[normy]

If Hillary were to suspend her campaign it would be a good move on her part. Obama would start falling in all the polls against McCain and Hillary could come in like Frank Lautenberg at the last moment, with name recognition and no time to tear her down and steal the whole thing.

I personally do not think she would win even in that scenario but I do think the Dems would try it.

[50sDad]

Dear Democrats:

Apparently you are finding out what we on the GOP knew for eight years...the Clintons are liers, adulterers, cheats, lawyers, and immoral bastards. I'll bet you are shocked and amazed to find this out.

Haw-haw! You've been b#ned! Better put some ice on that!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Cool tag line. ;)

[PJ-Comix]

Had to make the nervous Nellies biting their fingernails over Hillary happy.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

My feelings is

Oh, yeah. Here's an intellect to be admired and heeded, by golly. ;)

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Had to make the nervous Nellies biting their fingernails over Hillary happy.

As always, I bow to your infinitely greater wisdom. ;)

[Arrowhead1952]

Top 10 and back to read!

[rlmorel]

Great, GREAT posting P.J...:)

[Arrowhead1952]

I don't think the Democratic Party will let HRC tear apart the Party if this continues. They will end it this week, if necessary.

[Please destroy the EVIL Hildebeast who is tearing our beloved party apart. Pretty please!]

AH, but you don't realize the power of clinton INC.

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And make no mistake. She WILL tear apart the party. I will not vote for anyone who is willing to steal my vote from me and I won't even debate the option. I would not only support a third party candidate for president but down the entire line as I would no longer be a Democrat. That is what Hillary is doing to the party.

[GO HILLARY!!!]

That is what Operation Chaos is doing to the party.

[GO Rush!!]

[bcsco]

May 20th... the day Obama goes over 2025 disowns his grandma.....

There, fixed it!

[bcsco]

HDope is a good thing and I am hDoping.

The "D" key must have been sticking.

[bcsco]

[Nuclear Option meaning seating the Michigan and Florida delegates who will mostly vote for Hillary...]

Whatever happened to 'Every vote must count'? Oh, right, that's only when it would benefit DUmmies.

[Charles Henrickson]

The goal of Operation Chaos is NOT to nominate Hillary. It is to ensure that she keeps on keeping on destroying the Democrat party which is happening beautifully. If not for Operation Chaos, no Rev. Wright problem for Obama who would now be smoothly sailing to his Denver coronation. Instead, we are now witnessing the Democrats tearing themselves apart.

THE CHAOS CONTINUES! Click the tune link and sing along!

INFILTRATOR (The Operation Chaos Song)
Tune: "Operator"

Infiltrator
Run the Operation
Operation
Causing long Chaos
Long Chaos
Until Denver

Infiltrator
Operation
Give 'em Chaos all the time
Infiltrator
Operation
I like to sneak in and hear 'em whine
Oh, Rush is our Commander
Limbaugh is his name
Denver is the target
Chaos is the aim
Infiltrator
Operation
Let's give 'em Chaos all the time

Infiltrator
Operation
Won't you tell me why the Dems are takin' so long
Infiltrator
Operation
Don't try to tell me it's nothin' at all
Obama had the numbers
And Hillary's were small
But since we started Chaos
It's been a bloody brawl
Infiltrator
Operation
Let's give 'em Chaos all the time

Infiltrator
Operation
We're provin' that we can
Infiltrator
Operation
We're just mind-numbed robots with a plan
Don't worry 'bout the party
I can switch it back
Just give me a prim'ry ballot
I'm votin' Democrat
Infiltrator
Operation
Let's give 'em Chaos all the time

Let's give 'em Chaos all the time
Won't you please give 'em Chaos
Give 'em Chaos all the time

[CholeraJoe]

Chaos Poll Report from the Hoosier State: I got to the polling station about 6:05 and there was a short line but it moved quickly. I got to the check-in table and showed my Indiana driver’s license, signed in and checked the “D” box. The guy passing out Party cards already had a Republican card in his hand and tried to hand it to me.

He gave me the dumbest look when I asked for a Democrat one. I guess I looked like a Republican poster child. Navy suit, black ostrich boots, Ravenclaw striped tie and Oakley sunglasses.

Went to the voting machine and touch-screened for the Muslim half-breed. Both of the candidates were in River City yesterday. Obama crashed a union hall breakfast and the Wicked Witch of the East was at Central High.

In and out in 17 minutes.

[Charles Henrickson]

The goal of Operation Chaos is NOT to nominate Hillary. It is to ensure that she keeps on keeping on destroying the Democrat party which is happening beautifully.

Cry "Chaos!" and let slip the cogs of Rush!

[Charles Henrickson]

Chaos Poll Report from the Hoosier State: I got to the polling station about 6:05. . . .

Is that Eastern Daylight Time, Eastern Standard Time, Central Standard Time, Central Eastern Twilight Time (in the western half of the state, for four months of the year) or what? One can never tell in Indiana.