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DUmmie FUnnies 04-29-08 ("Looks like Obama's candidacy has just derailed")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 29, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/29/2008 5:13:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

How the mighty have fallen! A day ago, the leftwing loons were high-fivin' each other about how helpful Rev. Jeremiah's Detroit speech would be to Barack Obama. By yesterday evening, cold cruel reality has set in and now the loons are pronouncing DOA for Obama's candidacy. While watching this VIDEO clip of Wright doing impressions of JFK and LBJ as well as doing an imitation of the Florida A&M marching band, one thought kept going through my mind: this clown was Obama's mentor and spiritual guide. If Obama looked up to this whack job what does that say about his judgement? I think many others had the same thought as well. The shockwave over Wright's backstabbing of Obama has just hit DUmmieland with this THREAD brutally titled, "Looks like Obama's candidacy has just derailed." Of course, we must now take a moment to think Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos for this situation. Without Operation Chaos, Obama would have long ago been the unchallenged nominee-in-waiting who could have merely gone on an extended vacation until his coronation this summer. However, because of Operation Chaos, the campaign has been extended to the point where Wright was in a position to totally undermine it which is what I think he did intetionally. It must be a great ego trip for Wright to bring down the Obamassiah. Meanwhile, I must thank Rev. Wright for providing lots of great DUFU material as the left undergoes a complete meltdown due to their beloved Obama's rapid fall. So let us now watch the DUmmies mourn the decline of the Obamassiah in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if he should contact Jamie Masada about booking Rev. Wright into the Laugh Factory, is in the [brackets]:

Looks like Obama's candidacy has just derailed.

[That's what happens when you have Wright as the train conductor.]

There's simply too much negative controversy surrounding Obama for him to get elected now, and on top of it all, polls show Hillary beating McCain by a considerably wide margin while Obama only ties McCain. At this point I'm afraid it will be impossible for Obama to win back those bitter, white, working-class folks whose votes he so sorely needs to win. It was certainly an impressive run, but it's over.

[GOOD NEWS! Ken Norton of THE KEN NORTON EFFECT has predicted that Hillary will drop out of the race on May 7 following big losses the previous day in the IN and NC primaries. Hee! Hee!]

Obama's negatives are just coming to light and they're having a devastating effect on his campaign.

[Say good night, Barack.]

Irretrievably BEHIND. Yep she is where she is all right, and there to stay

[Not when you count her "wins" in Florida and Michigan. Of course, counting those wins will also tear the Democrats apart. YEEEEEEAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!]

Bottom line: Obama is not only dirty, he is very dirty, and has consistently lied about the true extent of his involvement with Rezko and Auchi. Reporters for both Chicago newspapers, the Tribune and the Sun-Times, have also done a lot of digging on Obama, apparently over stiff resistance from the publishers.

[I thought he was clean and articulate?]

I want to win. Those who are unwilling to expolore the negatives are ostriches with their heads in the sand, because these things WILL be explored ad infinitum in the press between now and November. I say let's do our own vetting, BEFORE the candidates are cast in stone.

[DUmmies are already doing their own wetting in their pants.]

Sixteen years of clintons makes me sick,,, I will write in Obama...

[Can I write Wright?]

Wright issue. It won't go away..it is here to stay. Unless he says something to distance himself, he is gonna get stomped.

[Maybe he could say that he slept through all of Wright's sermons.]

I hesitated to put a rookie in for this critical point in history. But if Barack is our nominee I am going to fight for him to win. I'm worried right now about our party!

[Just because it is going over the cliff with Barack?]

She's still in the race- something is working!

[Operation Chaos.]

This is just a newscycle gone to Hillary. I was down about it earlier, but I'm going to buck up because the math shows he'll get the nomination.

[You'll feel better in 24 business hours.]

Barack's been down before but not for long. keep watching the polls.

[As they continue to decline for him.]

Obama is still in the closet with too many skeletons. Hopefully more of them will fall out soon.

[I'll check up on those skeletons at the supermarket checkout counter while I leaf through the National Enquirer.]

The Wright issue has peaked.

[Peak boil.]

It's over. Obama's the nominee. You can bad-mouth him all you want, but isn't going to change the fact that he's the nominee.

[I BEEEEEELEEEEEEVE!!!]

Obama's negatives have caught up with Hillary's in just a few short weeks. That's astounding.

[Battle of the negativities.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 3peat; barackobama; clinton; dummies; hillaryclinton; jeremiahwright; johnmccain; mccain; obamanation; operationchaos; threepeat
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To: PJ-Comix

“Obama’s negatives have caught up with Hillary’s in just a few short weeks. That’s astounding.”

This DUmmie just fails to recognize that he is supporting the party of negatives!


21 posted on 04/29/2008 6:45:21 AM PDT by CSM (Kakistocracy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm afraid it will be impossible for Obama to win back those bitter, white, working-class folks. . . .

MY BITTER TOWN
Tune: "My Little Town" Original

In my little town
We grow up by clingin'
To God and the gun on the wall
And we welcome strangers warmly
If they bear a likeness to us all
Angry and small
My bitter town

Comin' home from the Klan
Burnin' a cross on the lawns
Of the immigrants
Our town holdin' a rally
Wearin' our sheets
With the pointy hats

We take off our robes
For the square dance
And none of the dancers are black
It's not that the dancers aren't square
It's just a pigmentation we lack
Everyone's a redneck
In my bitter town

Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town

In my bitter town
I never vote Democrat
I'm just a Republican
Drivin' my pick-up
Pickin' a brick up
Typical right-winger
See me clingin' to my gun

Seein' nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town . . .

22 posted on 04/29/2008 6:45:35 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Wright is Rove in disguise.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Irretrievably BEHIND. Yep she is. . . .


23 posted on 04/29/2008 6:50:59 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Wright is Rove in disguise.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Have yet to see a single episode of that thing that I’ve gotten a laugh out of... they need some new writers.


24 posted on 04/29/2008 6:52:30 AM PDT by HamiltonJay
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To: PJ-Comix

To paraphrase Rev. Wright, Barack’s chickens are coming home to roost.


25 posted on 04/29/2008 6:53:06 AM PDT by Huntress (“When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk.”--Tuco)
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To: SIDENET
You guys can have McCain if you want.

What a great idea!!!

Let McCain be their candidate and we can nominate a real Republican at the convention!

.

26 posted on 04/29/2008 6:54:26 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Bottom line: Obama is not only dirty, he is very dirty

I thought Bubba was the only one "ridin' dirty"?

27 posted on 04/29/2008 7:05:55 AM PDT by mikrofon (From the Book of Jeremiah)
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To: Incorrigible
Let McCain be their candidate and we can nominate a real Republican at the convention!

Works for me. Of course, first we'll have to find a real Pubbie.

28 posted on 04/29/2008 7:11:07 AM PDT by steveegg (I am John Doe, and a monthly donor)
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To: PJ-Comix
“While watching this VIDEO clip of Wright doing impressions of JFK and LBJ as well as doing an imitation of the Florida A&M marching band, one thought kept going through my mind: this clown was Obama’s mentor and spiritual guide.”

And THERE'S B.O.’s biggest problem.

It's not so much that this guy is an American-hating fool (he's a Dem so that's more-or-less a given) as that he behaves like something out of a minstrel show - the only thing missing was the fried chicken and the watermelon.

B.O. badly needs to convince white voters that they're not going to get Stepin Fetchit or Rev. Ike or Terrell Owens or some other stereotype when they vote for him - that chance is blown now.

It's time for Op Chaos to consider shift gears - now we NEED B.O. to get the nomination.

29 posted on 04/29/2008 7:11:35 AM PDT by decal (Sign over DNC headquarters: Please Check Common Sense And Morals At The Door)
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To: PJ-Comix

The MSM said Rev. Wright had no effect.


30 posted on 04/29/2008 7:12:42 AM PDT by bmwcyle (I always rely on God and Guns in that order)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama's negatives are just coming to light and they're having a devastating effect on his campaign.

[Say good night, Barack.]

Looks like BO has been hiding his bad side too long and now "His chickens are coming home to roost".


Bottom line: Obama is not only dirty, he is very dirty, and has consistently lied about the true extent of his involvement with Rezko and Auchi.

[I thought he was clean and articulate?]

BO is dirty and has been caught lying. Hillary is dirty and has been caught lying. There seems to be a pattern with the dim candidates.


Sixteen years of clintons makes me sick,,, I will write in Obama...

[Can I write Wright?]

16 years? Heck, eight years was too much for me.


I hesitated to put a rookie in for this critical point in history. But if Barack is our nominee I am going to fight for him to win. I'm worried right now about our party!

[Just because it is going over the cliff with Barack?]

Looks like your rookie is NOT ready for the big leagues, especially when dealing with Clinton INC.


Obama's negatives have caught up with Hillary's in just a few short weeks. That's astounding.

[Battle of the negativities.]

Obama's negatives have BEEN EXPOSED and caught up with Hillary's in just a few short weeks.

31 posted on 04/29/2008 7:14:14 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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To: bmwcyle

This is a typical tactic of the left.

They say something like “Rev Wright had no effect among educated, smart people.”

And everyone tries to see the Emporer’s new clothes.


32 posted on 04/29/2008 7:14:20 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: PJ-Comix
Bottom line: Obama is not only dirty, he is very dirty. . . .

RACIST!

33 posted on 04/29/2008 7:18:17 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: MrB
It good to see there is still enough Americans who will not just roll over for Rev. Wright. The Rev. thinks he is real slick and cool with his words. A eternal mirror would be hell for this one. He would have to watch all the crap we are seeing.
34 posted on 04/29/2008 7:19:57 AM PDT by bmwcyle (I always rely on God and Guns in that order)
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To: PJ-Comix

WOO HOO OPERATION CHAOS!!!

I think that C-I-N-C U-S-O-C will release new battle plans today and those battle plans will be for NC and Indiana to vote overwhelmingly for OBAMA! He is so toast right now among the squishy middle that voting for Obama now would continue the CHAOS and widen the delegate lead so that if the SUPERS crown Hillary, more LIBs’ heads will explode!


35 posted on 04/29/2008 7:21:26 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (Ownership, Individuality, Freedom, Responsibility - The Backbone of Conservatism)
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To: PJ-Comix
Sixteen years of clintons makes me sick. . . .

SEXIST!

36 posted on 04/29/2008 7:23:04 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Sixteen years of clintons makes me sick. . . .

Fos some of us, it only took about, oh, sixteen days, back in 1992.

37 posted on 04/29/2008 7:24:41 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Wright issue. It won't go away..it is here to stay. Unless he says something to distance himself, he is gonna get stomped.

Obama is being speechwrighted.

38 posted on 04/29/2008 7:26:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: Kerretarded
I think that C-I-N-C U-S-O-C will release new battle plans today and those battle plans will be for NC and Indiana to vote overwhelmingly for OBAMA! He is so toast right now among the squishy middle that voting for Obama now would continue the CHAOS and widen the delegate lead so that if the SUPERS crown Hillary, more LIBs’ heads will explode!

That would be a fitting next phase for OC.

39 posted on 04/29/2008 7:27:49 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix
I hesitated to put a rookie in for this critical point in history.

C H A N G E
.WE CAN BE LEERY OF

40 posted on 04/29/2008 7:31:30 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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