Posted on 04/25/2008 6:06:26 PM PDT by ReaganCon
A "What If" parody asking what would happen if Christians acted like Muslims. Uses the blasphemous new Paul Verhoeven book about Jesus as a springboard.
Excerpt:
"In New York City, Mayor Michael Bloomberg declared a state of emergency this morning as factional fighting between Christian militants paralyzed the city. Elements of the Legion of Mary, Campus Crusade for Christ and the Salvation Army clashed in Manhattan and Queens, while members of the First International Holy Crusade Church of the Power of God in Christ, Inc declared Harlem an autonomous Christian state."
Excerpt:
"In New York City, Mayor Michael Bloomberg declared a state of emergency this morning as factional fighting between Christian militants paralyzed the city. Elements of the Legion of Mary, Campus Crusade for Christ and the Salvation Army clashed in Manhattan and Queens, while members of the First International Holy Crusade Church of the Power of God in Christ, Inc declared Harlem an autonomous Christian state."
It sounds like a riot!
Hundreds of thousands knelt to pray. Catholics said the rosary. The throng failed to block traffic or to disrupt any of those who walked the sidewalks. “This could get serious,” Mayor Bloomberg said. “What if this spreads! We can’t have people openly praying on city streets! It’s...it’s...too American!”
Just watch out for the Amish suicide bombers.
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