DUmmie FUnnies 04-24-08 ("WHY OBAMA LOST! RUSH LIMBAUGH OPERATION CHAOS!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 24, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Tired of Taxes]

Yeah. If a NJ newspaper wrote it then it MUST be true. < /sarcasm>

The Dems probably had some impact on the GOP primary, so I enjoy seeing them scream about PA. I believe Operation Chaos had some effect. But what the NJ paper says is verified by the AP:

one in 10 voting Tuesday had changed their party registration since the start of 2008 so they would be eligible to vote in the Democratic race. The contest was open only to registered Democrats. About half the party-switchers had been registered Republicans, while the rest had been unaffiliated with either party or were voting for the first time in Pennsylvania. Most of those new Democrats were mobilized to come out for Obama, and they were nearly one-fifth of Obama's supporters. Even the former Republicans favored Obama over Clinton, largely invalidating rumors that Republicans would vote strategically in the Democratic primary in support of Clinton, hoping she would be easier to defeat in November.

Click here for full article. I cannot explain it, except to say that maybe those Republican switchovers dislike Clinton that much. Or maybe they didn't receive the memo. (I vaguely remember GOP voters being told to vote Obama to upset a Hillary victory early on.)

It's fun to watch the Dem party implode. But, if any Dem blames Operation Chaos for Hillary's win, you can point to these poll numbers.

[Eagle of Liberty]

This should be against election laws!!

BWAAA HAAA HAAA! Go talk to your DUmmie State Dem Election Committees on this one. They made the rules. We are simply playing by the rules. Oh, and the DUmmie State Dem Election Committees in Michigan and Florida also KNOWINGLY violated the DNC by moving up their primaries. If you DUmmies want to be pissed if your votes are not counted in Michigan of Florida, maybe you should take some of your energy and go complain to your STATE Committees. They are the ones who KNOWINGLY allowed your votes to NOT count.

GO OPERATION CHAOS!!!

[imskylark]

“Obama’s getting the people who are true crossovers who plan to stick with him in the GE”

There are a lot of Republicans voting for Obama simply because they hate Hillary and want her taken out. They won’t vote for him in the general election.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Normal folks, some of them Dems, were insulted by his comments and their votes reflected same.

But, this DUmmie has a keen observation:

This makes sense. She only started winning after the republican process ended.

Hillary started to win when there wasn't anything left to vote for in the Republican primaries in Ohio and Texas. Coincidence? NO! OPERATION CHAOS!!!

[Eagle of Liberty]

You’re right. Clinton would have won PA regardless. It’s fun to mess with peoples’ minds, but Rush is greatly over-estimating his impact.

Do you take everything so seriously? Rush doesn't care what his impact is. This is just trying to have some fun in a MISERABLE election year.

[Arrowhead1952]

Yes but what you leave out is that before Texas... Obama was winning more of the Republican vote... only after the start of "Operation fatboy" was their a spike in the amount of Republicans voting...with most of the new votes going to Clinton... thus making Obama's win of Republicans much smaller

No DUmmie, this was BEFORE your candidate BO said that "bitter people cling to their guns and God" in front of a bunch of elites in San Fran Way Out Cisco.

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Anyone Have an Estimate of How Many Votes Operation Chaos was responsible for? Just wondering if it could have been a major factor.

[Not just a major factor. It was THE factor in winning PA for Hillary.]

I think this may be a [LOUSY FREEPER TROLL] stirring the pot of unrest at the DUmp.

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Operation Chaos has created total Chaos in the RAT party and at the DUmp. This is better than watching the old Saturday morning Roadrunner and Wylie E. Coyote cartoons.

[Charles Henrickson]

PJ, with your "accidental" (yeah, right) double ping, and your apology FOR your double ping, you yourself took up FOUR of the Top Ten positions! Plus, #11 and #12! Therefore, in view of this injustice, I am going to unilaterally go ahead and award TOP TEN status today to PeteB570 and Condor51. Congratulations, gentlemen!

[PJ-Comix]

HELP! I just now accidentally hit something on my key board that caused my sound system to MUTE. I saw that MUTE flash on my screen and now I can’t hear anything. How do I UNDO that mute so I can hear on the Web again?

[doug from upland]

OPERATION CHAOS, THE SONG - http://youtube.com/watch?v=OuDftY9vsuc

[Right Cal Gal]

We did the same thing in California - voted for Hillary because we could - anyone without a party designation on their registration could vote American Independent or Democrat if they so chose - no questions asked. So we did. Don’t like it, Dummies? Change the rules.

And I’m sorry, since when in a secret ballot America do I have to SWEAR to anything before I cast a vote? It isn’t illegal - I can switch to whatever party I want to in the time limit allowed. And these jerks have the audacity to call US “brown shirted flying monkeys.”

[PJ-Comix]

Never mind. DUhhhh! I just noticed the MUTE button on my Keyboard (never used it before) and hit it again. All is fine now and I can hear the DUmmie curse out Operation Chaos in all its hilarious glory.

[Charles Henrickson]

WHY OBAMA LOST! RUSH LIMBAUGH OPERATION CHAOS!

Rush is the new Rove.

[Charles Henrickson]

RUSH: We have an Operation Chaos volunteer on the phone from Exton, Pennsylvania. . . .

Rush to Exton.

[Charles Henrickson]

I was a gun-toting evangelical clinging to those guns and clinging to my God.

MY BITTER TOWN
Tune: "My Little Town" Original

In my little town
We grow up by clingin'
To God and the gun on the wall
And we welcome strangers warmly
If they bear a likeness to us all
Angry and small
My bitter town

Comin' home from the Klan
Burnin' a cross on the lawns
Of the immigrants
Our town holdin' a rally
Wearin' our sheets
With the pointy hats

We take off our robes
For the square dance
And none of the dancers are black
It's not that the dancers aren't square
It's just a pigmentation we lack
Everyone's a redneck
In my bitter town

Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town

In my bitter town
I never vote Democrat
I'm just a Republican
Drivin' my pick-up
Pickin' a brick up
Typical right-winger
See me clingin' to my gun

Seein' nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Chaos voters aren't swing voters. . . .

No, they're square dance voters.

[Charles Henrickson]

They are flying monkeys with brown shirts . . .

. . . and white robes and pointy hats.

[KansasGirl]

My DH and I both found the video very entertaining. LOL!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"They are flying monkeys with brown shirts and they are helping your gal f*ck this process up worse."

I'm sure that Huma is offended by the obviously racist "monkey" comment.

[Charles Henrickson]

I do not understand how this is allowed to go on. . . .

Maybe Rush got the idea from Head KOmmie Kos.

Daily Kos, January 10: Let's have some fun in Michigan

So Operation Chaos is really just our version of Operation Kos!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

This is organized election fraud. Rush Limbaugh should be prosecuted for this.

I predict he will be indicted on May 12.