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DUmmie FUnnies 04-23-08 ("My house is like a morgue tonight...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 04/23/2008 | noel711, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

Posted on 04/23/2008 7:35:14 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman

Skinner's house is on fire. Those of you with the stomach to go there have likely seen the flaming icons next to the post titles. As this Democrat campaign has developed, the animosity has increased. Obama supporters now outnumber Hillary supporters by a DUmmie estimate of 7:1.

As you might imagine, there's a lot of waaambulance calling. Skinner doesn't need anymore waambulances; what he, and all Demorats need, is a fire truck, as evidenced in this DUmmie THREAD entilted "My house is like a morgue tonight..."

Now on to watch the DUmmies revel in--and rail against--"white guilt" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Paul Heinzman, is in the [brackets]:

My house is like a morgue tonight...

[Opium parties always end up that way.]

My graduate student daughter came home to watch the returns with us, and she is utterly devastated.

[She's a college student who came home to watch election results with her parents. She has bigger problems this.]

she was part of the ground game for Obama in West Philly, she worked her butt off in the community, they were always on the phone, and that team was tough on the volunteers.

She feels betrayed, not by the campaign, but by white people. By comments she's heard and attitudes....our country still has so far to go in how we live, and how we see ourselves...

[Et tu, Whitie?]

(And we are white! She's very idealistic, and like many young people, see beyond race and ethnicity, but she's getting an education about life, that is painful for all).

[It's not easy being green white.]

But let's be honest: the undertone of this campaign, in the advertising and in comments at the debates were underhanded, sly and divisive. Please don't take this as a critique of the opposition campaign...just an observation. And the media! Let's not go there.

[Let's just say it's whitie's fault and leave it at that.]

I'm trying very hard to remain objective, but my heart hurts for her and for all the young people enthralled with the possibility of politics.

["The possibility of politics?" Stop it, yer killin me!]

I wonder how this will effect all the young people who threw their hearts into this new possibility?

[The effect on their affect will effect a turbulent time in Denver. And now let's watch the Hillary faithful, aided by Operation Chaos operatives defend DUmmie noel711 against a force of Obama supporters against overwhelming odds in this screed against whitie.]

What utter bullshit. "betrayed by white people"

[Just another case of whitie keepin whitie in...his...place?]

So Ed Rendell talks BS?

[Fast Eddie talks the talk and walks the walk.]

Some grad student with an over-developed sense of white guilt supports Obama.

[It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a university professor to over-develop white guilt with BS.]

Dumb bigots who pee their pants at the sight of Osama Bin Laden support the GOP lite candidate.

[Conservatives line up their crosshairs at the sight of Osama Bin Laden.]

Since I live in lower Manhattan, I can tell you I don't give a flying f**k about that spoiled rich boy Osama bin Ladin.

[One fine day, one of our great aviators or infantrymen will give a flying f**k to Osama, and you'll be one of his virgins.]

"White guilt"? Quite unfair. YOu don't know our family, and you dont' know where we've lived or how we've lived.

[We just emancipated Dilsey last year. Sunday dinner's not been the same since, but we endured. A body does get around.]

what bothers me about stating race BETRAYAL s YOU are making this about race. I voted for Obama in the primary as a second choice to edwards...and not because he was black. I actually can't stand Hillary. Not because I don't like women or white people.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity.]

DU tells me I am obligated to vote my vagina every day, or I'm a self-loathing woman.

[See your doctor if you experience hanging chads as that might be a sign of a rare but serious medical condition.]

No real breathing human being has ever, will ever, vote against Obama because he is the messiah. Except, of course, for all those racists.

[O-bama, Ho-bama, Hey-bama, Bama-Bama Superstar!]


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To: Paul Heinzman

What I got out of that DUmmie thread was.....if you don’t vote for Obamamama you are racist, plain and simple.


41 posted on 04/23/2008 8:29:34 PM PDT by skimask (Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience)
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To: Paul Heinzman
I wonder how this will effect all the young people who threw their hearts into this new possibility?

I remember Hillary saying she campaigned for Goldwater in '64.....

42 posted on 04/23/2008 8:33:06 PM PDT by uglybiker (I do not suffer from mental illness. I quite enjoy it, actually.)
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To: mylife; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

I’m sure he does get swamped with email. I’m guessing he is a Freeper, and if you are a Feeper with a sense of humor, how can you resist DUmmie FUnnies? Maybe someday I’ll tell the story of how Howard Dean made me a guest host on DUmmie FUnnies.


43 posted on 04/23/2008 8:33:16 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Honkey)
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To: uglybiker
I remember Hillary saying she campaigned for Goldwater in '64.....

The DUmmies remember that too. Goldwater->Daisy Ad->Iran->Mushroom cloud. That's a DUmmie flowchart.

44 posted on 04/23/2008 8:42:55 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Honkey)
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To: 1035rep
This rates a 10!

Is that on a scale of 1-10 or on a scale of 1-100?

45 posted on 04/23/2008 8:51:09 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Honkey)
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To: Paul Heinzman

DUmmie Smalll has the best comment on that thread in the sewer:

“Some grad student with an over-developed sense of white guilt supports Obama. Quelle surprise.”

LOL


46 posted on 04/23/2008 8:57:45 PM PDT by indcons
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To: skimask

You get it, plain and simple.


47 posted on 04/23/2008 9:03:30 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Honkey)
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To: bill1952

Man, that dude is so high he could go duck huntin’ with a rake.


48 posted on 04/23/2008 9:06:46 PM PDT by LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot ("If you don't have my army supplied, and keep it supplied, we'll eat your mules up, sir"-Gen.Sherman)
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To: indcons

Just a touch of French. Ou la-la.


49 posted on 04/23/2008 9:09:44 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Honkey)
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To: Paul Heinzman
And we are white! She's very idealistic, and like many young people, see beyond race and ethnicity, but she's getting an education about life, that is painful for all).

No she doesn't. That's just it. They think they see beyond race, but actually, that is all they see. By thinking they've looked beyond race, they've admitted that that's all they really see.

50 posted on 04/23/2008 9:15:05 PM PDT by FrdmLvr
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To: Paul Heinzman
1-10

I really enjoyed it!

51 posted on 04/23/2008 9:15:23 PM PDT by 1035rep
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To: bill1952

“I will vote for McCain if he resigns his Senate seat before this election”

Why, what does that mean to you? What will it prove?


52 posted on 04/23/2008 9:18:49 PM PDT by JSteff
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To: Paul Heinzman

“My house is like a morgue tonight...”

Of course it is - don’t all dead people vote Democrat?


53 posted on 04/23/2008 9:50:40 PM PDT by decal (Sign over DNC headquarters: Please Check Common Sense And Morals At The Door)
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To: Paul Heinzman
I am obligated to vote my vagina. . . .

"Madame Secretary, Vagina casts its votes for the next President of the United States, Hillary Clinton!"

54 posted on 04/23/2008 10:24:05 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
I actually can't stand Hillary.

Is that you, Bill?

55 posted on 04/23/2008 10:26:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Good one. PA primary results and Hillary staying in the race is providing lots of great DUFU material.


56 posted on 04/24/2008 3:32:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: Paul Heinzman
she worked her butt off in the community...

It's a miracle the police didn't pick her up along with the other "working girls"....

57 posted on 04/24/2008 3:57:58 AM PDT by dirtbiker (I tried to see things from the liberal point-of-view, but I couldn't get my head up my a$$...)
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To: Paul Heinzman
No real breathing human being has ever, will ever, vote against Obama because he is the messiah. Except, of course, for all those racists.

And this is why I fear for my nation when Obama doesn't get the DNC nomination (he won't). There is nothing more dangerous than a cult of personality that is will to do violence. If you live in Denver, go on vacation while the convention is there.

58 posted on 04/24/2008 4:24:02 AM PDT by redgolum ("God is dead" -- Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" -- God.)
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To: JSteff

It means, absent an Obama/loonyVP ticket, that John McCain will be gone from the GOP party forever.

It will mean that RINOs and liberals are not as welcome in the republican party as they currently are.

Besides, judging from the tenor of your question, I assume that you have full faith in mcCains ability to win this year, correct?


59 posted on 04/24/2008 5:29:55 AM PDT by bill1952 (I will vote for McCain if he resigns his Senate seat before this election.)
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To: Paul Heinzman; NoGrayZone

LOL!!! I knew one of you would have an edition on this.

Here was my reply to NoGrayZone yesterday about this DU thread.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2005663/posts?page=58#58


60 posted on 04/24/2008 6:03:12 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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