Posted on 04/22/2008 7:09:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Freudenschade, baby! Break out the victory champagne. Obama has already won the Pennsylvania primary. Yes, the DUmmies are already celebrating the victory that is yet to happen. In fact, the actual election results are a mere technicality since the DUmmies have a poll showing that Barack will win. Yes, celebrate my little DUmmies. Guzzle down that Freudenschade brand of champagne. Finally Hillary can be put away permanently, never to come back slashing at Obama like Michael Myers. You can join the DUmmie victory celebration in progress at this THREAD titled, "Obama 49/Clinton 46-Public Policy Polling-Final PA (Most Accurate This Election Cycle)." So let us now watch the DUmmies pop the corks on their champagne bottles in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if there will be a serving of crow during the post-election celebrations, is in the [brackets]:
[UPDATE: I just talked to Ken Norton on the phone and he predicts that Hillary will drop out of the race in a couple of weeks. His predictions have been 100% consistent as you can see in THE KEN NORTON EFFECT.]
Obama 49/Clinton 46-Public Policy Polling-Final PA (Most Accurate This Election Cycle)
[No need to wait for the election results. It's a done deal!]
Public Policy Polling, the most accurate pollster this election cycle, has released their final poll for Pennsylvania: they are projecting
Obama 49
Clinton 46
[Freudenschade, baby!]
Wow. I guess we'll wait and see.
[Why wait? It's a done deal. Start celebrating the Obama victory NOW!]
That would be superb. The final nail in the Hillary coffin.
[Michael Myers will finally be put to rest.]
need to silver the eyes, pour salt in the mouth.. shes a monster after all
[Sleep well, my little DUmmie. Michael Myers will never rise again.]
I thought it was wooden stake through the heart... garlic stuffed in her mouth, head cut off to make sure she stays dead.
[Extra special effort to make sure Michael Myers remains permanently down.]
Be still my heart! I have been bracing for a single digit win for Clinton--and all of the insane spinning from her campaign in the aftermath. I have been guarded about optimistic predictions of an outright win by Obama. Damn...do I dare to hope that this pollster will prove to be correct again?
[Dare away, my little DUmmie!]
I can't take more Rovian attacks from a fellow "Democrat" much longer.
[DUmmieland is going to be really FUn to watch starting tomorrow!]
I am an Obama supporter but Ed Rendell the Governor here is putting his political machine behind Hillary. I think she will get enough votes from this to beat Obama by 5-10%.
[KILLJOY!!!]
PPP or SUSA? Battle of the Polls!!! One of them is wrong...
[Said the DUmmie biting his nails. The ironic thing here is that Obama could have put Hillary away for good in New Hampshire but too many DUmmies refrained from voting for "sure thing" Obama in favor of voting for McCain in the primary. This caused Hillary to win and breath new life into the political Michael Myers who continues to haunt them to this day. Hee! Hee!]
Their number of undecided is the smallest comparing to other polls
[Microanalyzed the nervous DUmmie.
Tomorrow can't come quickly enough.
[Lean back, my little DUmmie, and take a good whiff of this nitrous oxide so you can wake up on the other side of this election without waiting.]
It will be a double digit victory, and Obama will NOT get more than 37-44%
[OUCH! That is more than enough for Michael Myers to leap up from the dead.]
I hope you show up tomorrow night.
[For the Freudenschade victory party.]
We gonna "throw-down" in the parking lot.
[We gonna "throw-up" in the parking lot.]
Can it be by Wednesday morning we will have a nominee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I pray it is so!!!!!!!
[Oh Lord, deliver us from the wrath of Michael Myers.]
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THIS BE OVER 48 HOURS FROM NOW
[Begged the DUmmie channeling the soul of James Brown...PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!]
Wow - if he wins PA, I might get religion.
[That means you would have to worship the goddess Gaia daily.]
Clinton has blown yet another double-digit lead I see. And this is reason #1 why she would be a lousy nominee for our party. But since there is no way in hell she will be the nominee, I can continue to sleep soundly at night.
[Pay no attention to Michael Myers peering in at you through your bedroom window.]
I popped over to the DUmmie thread and one of the DUmmies points out the fact that this poll is from mid-February. Kind of old news to get all excited over, one would think.
That’s right. DUmmies don’t think, they just feeeeel.
FOUR MORE MONTHS! FOUR MORE MONTHS!
O Gaia, we implore Thee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOUR MORE MONTHS! FOUR MORE MONTHS!
From the DUmmies, to the Kosnuts, to the Move-oners, to Big Media pundits like Chris "Wet-Leg" Matthews and Keith "Moonbat" Olbermann.
The good news: It WILL be over 48 hours from now.
The bad news: They're BUSINESS hours!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You must be bitter.
The question is, WWATBWRGTPD? What Will All Those Bitter White Religious Gun-Toting Pennsylvanians Do?
MY BITTER TOWN
Tune: "My Little Town" Original
In my little town
We grow up by clingin'
To God and the gun on the wall
And we welcome strangers warmly
If they bear a likeness to us all
Angry and small
My bitter town
Comin' home from the Klan
Burnin' a cross on the lawns
Of the immigrants
Our town holdin' a rally
Wearin' our sheets
With the pointy hats
We take off our robes
For the square dance
And none of the dancers are black
It's not that the dancers aren't square
It's just a pigmentation we lack
Everyone's a redneck
In my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
In my bitter town
I never vote Democrat
I'm just a Republican
Drivin' my pick-up
Pickin' a brick up
Typical right-winger
See me clingin' to my gun
Seein' nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town . . .
Your just ten dollars away from voter verified paper ballots.
Whether celebrating victory or drowning your sorrows from defeat, it's....
I am really having difficulty believing this came from the DUmp. I didn’t see one f’ bomb in there.
They’ll say Bush stole the election for Hillary!
Freudenschade in 5...4...3...2...
I am pulling for Hillary and Operation Chaos. Shep is nearly wetting his pants on FoxNews. Hes so worried Hillary is going to steal it. I would love to see his reaction at a Hillary win.
Can we be a little less graphic? Only kidding. OTOH, I hope he has to do a quick duck waddle backstage tonight. It could become a fun night.
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