[Charles Henrickson]

Nora is a typical liberal person.

[Charles Henrickson]

TYPICAL WHITE PING!

[Argus]

white men cannot be relied on, as all of us know who have spent a lifetime dating them.

So why didn't you try dating some black men Nora? You racist!

[Billthedrill]

Nora, Nora. Don’t you worry yer little head about stuff like politics. Fetch me a beer.

[latina4dubya]

Heartburn...

[Paul Heinzman]

Whomever the Democratics nominate this time, it will be a first: It will NOT be a white male (unless you count Barry as half-white or Hillary as ha--uh, let's not go there).

Hillary has only got one ball.

[xtinct]

Libs are going to be basket cases come November 5th... doom and disbelief will be just setting in... may not recover from this one... shrug!!!

[Paul Heinzman]

Bill's dismissive South Carolina comments made them decide Barack was black enough.

Hubby Billy's are so very small.

[Paul Heinzman]

Identity Politics has driven the Democrat race.

Dr. Deanie is a big weenie,

[Paul Heinzman]

if she survives on Tuesday, it will be a whole new ballgame.

Poor Obama has no balls at all!

[PJ-Comix]

Another great song parody. BTW, didn’t Nora Ephron get DUmped by a well-known writer?

[NathanR]

Nice picture of a food line during break at a Square Dance.

Are you a square dancer? Apparently your picture comes from Tony Oxedine’s site, for square dancers and callers.

Looks fairly typical, however.

[NewLand]

OK Nora, here you go, take your choice...a date, or a vote for President?

IDI AMIN

[Paul Heinzman]

Wonderful parody, Charles. The whole thing had me laughing like crazy.

I'm reminded of my late teenage years, going to Korte's Bar in Byesville, and playin' pinball. One night, this professional pinball player came in, looking for a game. I played. There was never any money on the table.

At one point, I went up to the bar to get a beer and Ann Korte (the matriarch of the place) sez to me something like, "Don't bet him; he's a pro." (I'm not quoting--I'm paraphrasing here--it was a couple of decades ago).

I come back with "Don't worry, Ann, I don't have any money anyway, but I'm playing the best pinball of my life."

I think we left about 14 free games on that machine, and many of them were my wins. The point is that you and PJ force me to raise my game.

Anyway, Byesville, Ohio is about as small town redneck as it gets. Seven churches and seven bars, last I counted.

[FredZarguna]

Nora Ephron. The woman who reminds every man of his first wife.

[decal]

“To put it bluntly, the next president will be elected by them...”

Soooo, how's that “identity politics” thing working out for you, ma'am?

Sounds like it's gonna be a rough three months on the ol’ campaign trail for whoever “wins” the Dem nomination, kissin’ all those white babies and slappin’ all those white backs.

Party of minorities = minority party

[Mr. Silverback]

Charles, take a look at this post on the blog I contribute to...

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...and dig this: I collaborated on a project with Nora Ephron, sort of. Both of our six word memoirs appeared in the book "Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Authors Famous and Obscure," selected out of over 11,000 entries. Mine was "School geek married a luscious cheerleader" and hers was...well, before I tell you what she wrote, perhaps I should share this quote from her Huffer Post opus:

white men cannot be relied on, as all of us know who have spent a lifetime dating them.

Now that you've read that, now you can drink in the irony. Her six word memoir was "Secret of life: Marry an Italian."

That's odd--I was under the impression that Italians were white men.

[gate2wire]

"If Hillary pulls it out in Pennsylvania..."

Shouldn't that be hussein obama's line?

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

[Arrowhead1952]

This is an election about whether the people of Pennsylvania hate blacks more than they hate women.

[It's about whether DEMOCRATS hate blacks or women more. All the HillAryans are racists, and all the Obambats are sexists!]

It's about whether DEMOCRATS hate blacks or women more, because the Operation Chaos warriors are keeping Hill in the race.

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And when I say people, I don't mean people, I mean white men.

[Oh, I forgot: Only WHITE MEN can be racist or sexist! And apparently, white men do not qualify as "people."]

I am a white man and wouldn't vote for either one because they are LIBERALS. You get that Dora?

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these last primaries will show which of the two Democratic candidates is better at overcoming the bias of a vast chunk of the population. . . .

[How do you figure, Nora? If they vote for Hillary, they're racist. If they vote for Barry, they're sexist. They're biased either way!]

Hey Dora, would you vote for Alan Keyes? He is a black man and I voted for him in the Texas primary.

How about Condi Rice? She is a black female - both of your bias allegations. I'd bet you would never vote for her. You wouldn't vote for Ann Coulter either, would you Dora?

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if she survives on Tuesday, it will be a whole new ballgame. And it will be all because of white men.

[WOO-HOO! White men rule!!]

Thanks Charles. I knew there would be at least one DUFU editions about this after Rush talked about this yesterday.

[michigander]

Hillary is the true whack-a-mole. . .

[kevkrom]

[She takes a licking and keeps on ticking!]

There's a "Huma" joke here somewhere...