DUmmie FUnnies 4-21-08 (Nora Ephron asks the HUffies about "White Men")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 21, 2008 | Nora Ephron and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

Nora is a typical liberal person.

[Charles Henrickson]

TYPICAL WHITE PING!

[Argus]

white men cannot be relied on, as all of us know who have spent a lifetime dating them.

So why didn't you try dating some black men Nora? You racist!

[Billthedrill]

Nora, Nora. Don’t you worry yer little head about stuff like politics. Fetch me a beer.

[roaddog727]

Dear Nora,

Did you ever wonder whay YOU spent a lifetime dating white men? Perhaps the answer is that white men want to have not part of the likes of your @%$^$%^&^&*&*(^*)()_())_+)_+_+^$%^@$%^%^&#%$^#$%^&%^& crap.

So take heed. You may not like it, we “White Men” still rule. Remember the Golden Rule Nora: “He who has the gold, rules.” Bwaa Hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Beotch!

[E Rocc]

Into the Top Ten like LeBron into the lane for a slam

[Charles Henrickson]

Nora, Nora. Don’t you worry yer little head about stuff like politics. Fetch me a beer.

IRON MY SHIRT!

[latina4dubya]

Heartburn...

[Paul Heinzman]

Whomever the Democratics nominate this time, it will be a first: It will NOT be a white male (unless you count Barry as half-white or Hillary as ha--uh, let's not go there).

Hillary has only got one ball.

[xtinct]

Libs are going to be basket cases come November 5th... doom and disbelief will be just setting in... may not recover from this one... shrug!!!

[Paul Heinzman]

Bill's dismissive South Carolina comments made them decide Barack was black enough.

Hubby Billy's are so very small.

[HoosierHawk]

Great parody, Charles. Best yet, IMO.

if she survives on Tuesday, it will be a whole new ballgame. And it will be all because of white men.

So...do I assume that white men are more racist than sexist?

[Paul Heinzman]

Identity Politics has driven the Democrat race.

Dr. Deanie is a big weenie,

[Paul Heinzman]

if she survives on Tuesday, it will be a whole new ballgame.

Poor Obama has no balls at all!

[PJ-Comix]

Another great song parody. BTW, didn’t Nora Ephron get DUmped by a well-known writer?

[angcat]

I thought she was married to the writer of “Good fellas”

[PJ-Comix]

I think she wrote a book about it.

[angcat]

She is a barf bag. Rush had mentioned today that she was not bad looking. I was curious to see her picture. I was frightened.

[NathanR]

Nice picture of a food line during break at a Square Dance.

Are you a square dancer? Apparently your picture comes from Tony Oxedine’s site, for square dancers and callers.

Looks fairly typical, however.

[ShandaLear]

I bet she dated blind white men.