IRON MY SHIRT!
Take a gander at my 28, posted before I read your 7. Great minds...
IRON MY SHIRT!
Here, take this box, throw all your shoes into it. I'll take them to the Salvation Army Resale shop tomorrow on my way to the bar.
Lil' Tony is already three months old, so it's time to put another bun in the oven. Go get on the bed. I'll be in in just as soon as I finish this beer.
And the lawn needs mowing. Get on that as soon as we're done in the bedroom. After you get me another beer.