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1 posted on 04/21/2008 7:44:45 AM PDT by Smelly_Fed
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A worker who was at my sister’s house used the bathroom and left a turd so huge she had to put on gloves and cut it with a plastic knife because it wouldn’t flush.


2 posted on 04/21/2008 7:48:00 AM PDT by DLfromthedesert (Michael Steele for VP)
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am I going to let a grown man crap his drawers on my porch?

As long as the crapping is done in his trousers and not directly on your porch I see no problem with it.

3 posted on 04/21/2008 7:49:36 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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Too funny! How did you manage to keep from remarking about how full of crap he was?


4 posted on 04/21/2008 7:50:24 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Act Swiftly Awesome Pachyderm!)
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Moral of the story: Don’t open your home to a Democrat, they’ll just fill your home with crap.


5 posted on 04/21/2008 7:52:07 AM PDT by avacado
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Are you kidding? Call me paranoid but salesman/women, canvassers, doorbell ringers etc do not enter my home. We recently had two "ladies" who talked a LOL into opening up for "bathroom" reasons and they had two male accomplices/scumbags waiting in the wings who forced entry to rob the unsuspecting and overly trusting homeowner.

I agree with the freeper who said "let them eat cake" or words to that effect....

9 posted on 04/21/2008 8:10:26 AM PDT by China Clipper (My favorite animal is whatever is on my plate at that time)
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If I was going to vote for a Democrat, it'd have to be Obama

Couldn't we have another choice?

I was driving up the Turnpike yesterday behind a car with an "Obama '08" bumper sticker. I'm always curious to look the enemy in the eye so I looked over as I passed the car. The driver was a young black woman wearing an hajab.

ML/NJ

10 posted on 04/21/2008 8:12:33 AM PDT by ml/nj
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Lysol is OK but I have found Oust to be a superior odor killer...


12 posted on 04/21/2008 9:04:55 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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bump


13 posted on 04/21/2008 9:24:21 AM PDT by fso301
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He’d have been crapping his pants all the way to the curb. Democrats are so full of crap anyway, who would know the difference if he did crap his pants? If he had left something on my porch he would have been answering to the local law enforcement. If I saw him doing it he would be picking it up in his teeth or have his bones broken.


14 posted on 04/21/2008 10:26:31 AM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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You did a good thing. It’s a terrible feeling when you’ve got to go and can’t find a bathroom. I have a relative with colitis. It’s a frustrating, awkward situation. This guy could have had a medical problem like that. Even if he didn’t, you showed mercy and consideration for a fellow human. A misguided one, but what the heck.


16 posted on 04/21/2008 5:15:22 PM PDT by beaversmom
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When a DEMS shows up at my door, I give him a few minutes to get off my property. It is great on my old house when they were in heels and I had a stone drive way. I like to tell them, I am armed. It is fun to watch a liberal woman in non-walking shoes stumble down a long driveway.


18 posted on 04/21/2008 5:46:35 PM PDT by bmwcyle (I always rely on God and Guns in that order)
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