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DUmmie FUnnies 04-11-08 ("Darth Cheney's sunglasses...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 04/11/2008 | Growler, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

Posted on 04/11/2008 6:00:44 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman

Dick Cheney is a man that no one is ambivalent about. People either love him or hate him. But love him or hate him, no one would accuse him of being a "wild and crazy guy." Or would they? Look at the picture above, taken directly from the Vice President's WEBSITE. Think it's a picture of an avid sportsman enjoying a sunny day of trout fishing? Look closer at his sunglasses. Closer...clo-oser. Notice a flesh-toned reflection?

That reflection got DUmmie Growler wondering. In true DUmmie fashion, rather than zoom in on the sunglasses and apply a simple sharpening tool, he posts THIS THREAD. While he never reveals what he thinks he sees, he certainly gets speculation going as to what it is reflected in the sunglasses. To hear the DUmmie theories, you would think that Vice President Cheney was, at his mildest, Hugh Hefner, and at his wildest the Marquis de Sade.

To which I can only say, "It's Dick Cheney! He's about as wild and exotic as Old Spice."

Now on to watch the DUmmies speculate just what it is in Dick Cheney's sunglasses in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Paul Heinzman, is in the [brackets]:

Darth Cheney's sunglasses...

WARNING: Dick Cheney picture alert!

Okay, maybe I've gone bonkers, but check out this photo of Cheney from his OWN whitehouse.gov page:

[No "maybe" about it; you're bonkers]

http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/photoessays/outdoors/06.html

Notice anything... interesting... reflected in his sunglasses? Something that has little to do with conventional "fly-fishing"?

[Nope, looks like a traditional Spey rod in his hands.]

PS: I don't want to say what I think is reflected there, because I don't want to influence any opinions.

[You just want to bait the DUmmies into making all sorts of speculations of their own. Marvelous!]

But what is the reflection? At first, I thought it was a naked man in a rowboat.

[It's Dick Cheney, not benburch.]

I agree with "naked in a rowboat", but honestly it looks like a young woman to me. Of course that could be my own sexist prejudices....

[It's Dick Cheney, not Ted Kennedy.]

It looks naked and human!!

[Could it possibly be a warped reflection of a naked human hand?]

WTF!! Maybe he was getting a little nookie at government expense. Or it could be a naked detainee from Gitmo or Abu Gharib. That explains the smile; the sick old f***er is getting off watching him/her being tortured.

[Go jump to conclusions in a lake.]

I hope this piece of shit (Cheney) rots in hell!!

[Sounds like you already are. I can only hand out LFT and Kewpie Dolls; kevkrom controls the Peace, Love & Tolerance Award. I'll put in a good word for you.]

Have you heard the news today?

[I read the news today, oh boy.]

We "sucker" taxpayers are going to have to foot the bill for his continued secret service protection after he leaves office !!! I would say that he knows how much the Country HATES HIM !! NOT MY TAX DOLLARS!

[If my tax dollars can pay for Jimmah Carter's Secret Service detail as he goes to Syria to commit treason, your tax dollars can pay for Dick Cheney's in retirement.]

Quack Quack torture quack quack quack....

[That's quack-tastic.]

Something to forward to Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert

[Be careful what you wish for. Since both CNN and Fox News ran this story today, I doubt they'll be able to resist these DUmb theories.]

shirtless boy?

[It's Dick Cheney, not Mark Foley.]

but the left side seems to show the naked torso (and maybe more) of a man facing Cheney. Someone with advanced photo imaging software could probably make out better.

[Don't spoil our FUn.]

If it were something nefarious in the reflection, would it be on his official webpage?

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity.]

It's a cigar.

[It's Dick Cheney, not Bill Clinton.]

A partially dismembered human corpse on a tarp?

[It's Dick Cheney, not Hillary Clinton.]

I see dead people.

[I read DUmb people.]

With the disclosed fact that I've had a few...

[Is that you, Will Pitt?]

I need to sober up!

[I guess it's not.]

young nekked big boobed girl

[It's Dick Cheney, not Eliot Spitzer.]

looks like he's got his hand up a monkey's butt. Like it's a puppet

[Temporary sockpuppet?]

I'm not sure if this is really possible, but to me it looks like the reflections are not the same on both sides. On the left (his right eye) there is a horizontal yellow line that appears aligned with the back of the thigh of the body-like shape. On the right (his left eye), that same horizontal line appears aligned lower down on the leg. Could there be two figures, each casting a reflection in just one of the glasses panes?

[Only if his eyes are on the sides of his head.]

Here

[Thanks for ruining a Cheney feeding frenzy by posting an enlarged and enhanced version of the picture that clearly shows the reflection of Cheney's hands holding a Spey rod.]

Can we at least criticize his grip?

[Well do something fast--he's starting to appear human!]

This place was starting to resemble those people who find Jesus in a tortilla.

[The Jesus in a tortilla business isn't what it used to be, so now I'm selling carbon credits.]

Good find! It was funny, another thread was started this morning and I unfortunately had to burst their collective bubble. It was fun while it lasted though!

[Nothing's ever over in the DUmp. Every DUmb speculation gets recycled.]


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To: Paul Heinzman
He's holding up an Ann Coulter doll! ;)
21 posted on 04/11/2008 6:44:30 PM PDT by divine_moment_of_facts ( Liberals see what they believe.. Conservatives believe what they see.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ping to the boss.


22 posted on 04/11/2008 6:45:06 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Allegra '08. Socks we can believe in.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL!! Your Photoshop skills are awesome!!


23 posted on 04/11/2008 6:46:55 PM PDT by SFConservative
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Hey, every superhero needs a secret lair... And I thought Van Helsing was fun, but then, that might be because I hang around the bunker too much. And I did love that line...

"I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them! Don't stand around talking about it!"

24 posted on 04/11/2008 6:47:06 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Hey, every superhero needs a secret lair...

That's probably the first time I've ever heard a lithe, male teen sidekick all covered in form-fitting spandex referred to as a "secret lair," in all honesty.

(In retrospect, however: that does probably explain the whole secret-identity-as-crusading-young-child-psychologist-Dr.-Chad-Badtouch thing, come to think...) ;)

25 posted on 04/11/2008 6:50:34 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (McCain "conservatives" = hardcore liberals who nonetheless appreciate the occasional tax cut.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
“NOT MY TAX DOLLARS!”

You gotta have an income to pay income tax, DUmmie. Sponging off the parents won't be taxable until Obama takes office.

26 posted on 04/11/2008 7:01:15 PM PDT by decal (Sign over DNC headquarters: Please Check Common Sense And Morals At The Door)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
No, you must be mistaking me for somebody else. We're more of an Incredibles type operation here. In fact, I'll have to pick up this conversation tomorrow, because Monkeyboy is waiting to use the computer.

BTW, if you open the door and my wife Skullwoman is on your doorstep, she is not, repeat NOT there to kick your butt. Just welcome her into the house, and don't worry if she happens to be putting on a pair of brass knucks when you open the door.

27 posted on 04/11/2008 7:01:31 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
BTW, if you open the door and my wife Skullwoman is on your doorstep, she is not, repeat NOT there to kick your butt. Just welcome her into the house, and don't worry if she happens to be putting on a pair of brass knucks when you open the door.

As it just so happens, I did open the door just now, and the buff, tawny, fabled Skullwoman was, in fact, staanding there; wearing a pair of brass knucks.

.......

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(... and nothing else...) ;)

Seriously, though: 'night, buddy! ;)

28 posted on 04/11/2008 7:06:37 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (McCain "conservatives" = hardcore liberals who nonetheless appreciate the occasional tax cut.)
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To: SFConservative

It’s a lot easier than it looks. :)


29 posted on 04/11/2008 7:23:02 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: decal
You gotta have an income to pay income tax, DUmmie. Sponging off the parents won't be taxable until Obama takes office.

They pay sales tax on their body piercings, tat's and bong purchases. Meanwhile, Mom and Dad pay federal tax, state tax, city tax, city tax where they work, property tax, gas tax, sin tax (if they drink or smoke--neither of which are defined as sins in the Bible). Makes me want to hurl (my bookbag).

30 posted on 04/11/2008 7:26:46 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Allegra '08. Socks we can believe in.)
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To: SevenofNine

Check out post # 13!


31 posted on 04/11/2008 7:29:16 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Paul Heinzman
[The Jesus in a tortilla business isn't what it used to be, so now I'm selling carbon credits.]

No! I'm selling carbon credits. Check out my postings on America~The Right Way! about a week ago.

But from me! Buy from me!

32 posted on 04/11/2008 7:33:05 PM PDT by Jemian
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To: Paul Heinzman
Darth Cheney's sunglasses

His future's so bright, he's got to wear shades!

33 posted on 04/11/2008 8:14:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (CDS.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Good job escept for the Whitehouse URL bleeding over to the side of the blog. I fixed it with a hyperlink. Those URLs will tend to bleed to the side so best to use the Hyperlinks for that instead.


34 posted on 04/11/2008 8:15:18 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: Paul Heinzman
WARNING: Dick Cheney picture alert!

WARNING: Cheney Derangement Syndrome alert!

35 posted on 04/11/2008 8:16:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (CDS: They call it "the silent killer.")
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To: Paul Heinzman
Notice anything... interesting... reflected in his sunglasses? Something that has little to do with conventional "fly-fishing"?

Someone fishing for his fly?

36 posted on 04/11/2008 8:17:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (CDS: They call it "the silent killer.")
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To: Paul Heinzman
Notice anything... interesting... reflected in his sunglasses? Something that has little to do with conventional "fly-fishing"?

It could be his personal hooker.

37 posted on 04/11/2008 8:18:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (CDS: They call it "the silent killer.")
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To: Paul Heinzman; kevkrom
At first, I thought it was a naked man in a rowboat.

A burch canoe?

38 posted on 04/11/2008 8:19:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (CDS: They call it "the silent killer.")
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To: Paul Heinzman
I hope this piece of shit (Cheney) rots in hell!!

Fish lover, eh?

39 posted on 04/11/2008 8:22:05 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (CDS: They call it "the silent killer.")
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To: Paul Heinzman
Quack Quack torture quack quack quack. . . .

Duck!

40 posted on 04/11/2008 8:23:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (CDS: They call it "the silent killer.")
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