DUmmie FUnnies 04-10-08 ("Should the U.S. be banned from The Olympics?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 10, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Strange how things work out. I had to cancel out of attending the MRC Gala in DC. However, had I booked the flight I originally intended, I would have ended up sitting in an airport going NOWHERE. American Airlines. Meanwhile some really good things have been happening to me during the last couple of days which wouldn't have happened had I been stuck WAITING for that flight which wouldn't have materialized. Good things including a glitch which gave me a thousand extra entries into a casino sweepstakes contest where almost everybody else has 5 entries or less. Winners for the thousand buck cash prizes are announced tonight at the top of each hour. 6 winners total then same contest (and my extra entries) will be repeated on 2 more Thursdays. Oh, and just a couple of days ago I started making some really good bucks from a product selling like hotcakes on eBay. I would have missed out on that if I were now sitting in an airport waiting.

Lets see.... The average person has about 4 entries. Casino will have about 500 people in it. 4 times 500 entries. That means a total of about 2000 entries versus my 1004 entries. 6 drawings tonight. Do the math. Or am I counting my chickens before they hatch?

[EarthBound]

IB4TP

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[EarthBound]

Number 6!

[Condor51]

top 10!

[JRios1968]

Top 10 Business posts!

[rockrr]

“F” yea, USA!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

TOP 10, BAY-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ;)

[steve-b]

Yeah, the athletes don't compete nekkid like they used to back in the good ol' days.

Now, if they had nekkid women's beach volleyball, I'd watch.

[CSM]

Dang it, quit questioning their patriotism!

This speech really hits home with this thread.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eaE98w1KZ-c

(probably viewed by most FReepers already, but any DUmmie lurkers need to spend the 20 minutes while waiting for the pizza delivery in their mom’s basement listening to this speech.)

[Larry Lucido]

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[Larry Lucido]

Dang, 15 seconds too slow. LOL!

[mnehring]

30 million+ dead female infants in China. Killed because of China's one baby policy and senseless gender discrimination.

What is this, a DUmmie admitting abortion is killing a real baby, not just removing a mass of tissue?

[weegee]

As was true in George Orwell’s day still holds true. Socialists/Communists are quick to trash the US and UK while still standing in AWE of a Communist empire like the USSR or China and absolutely downplay or ignore any human rights abuses under Communism.

Commie sucks. Take off the Che shirt.

[weegee]

Not all babies are aborted in China. They are couples who take the baby out to the river to bash it to death or drown it after being delivered. Sort of like how Barack Obama supports killing a fetus that is delivered outside of the womb.

Abortion isn’t about “a woman’s body”. It is about a woman not wanting to be burdened with a baby and not letting ANYONE ELSE have that baby either. After all, what kind of mother would leave her baby to be raised by others? Better that it be killed in the first place. < /S >

[MrB]

OK, here’s what I want to see -

people with this attitude toward America, lined up with voluntarily donated one way plane tickets.

To get on the plane, they pass through a “tunnel” of retired marines.

Each anti-American leftist a$$hole has a number, and the marines have been given the numbers and matching quotes.

The perps pass through the line one at a time to receive a boot in the a$$ from every marine in the line.

They are put on the plane to China or some other third world hellhole in Africa, have their citizenship revoked and passports confiscated....

OK... that was cathartic.

[weegee]

"The US should of course be banned from the Olympics. The Olympics are where the civilized nations of the world get together to compete. The US has shown, by its unconscienable actions in Iraq and elsehwere, that it is outside the norms of civilized nations."-DUmmy

I hate dummieland nazis.

[Charles Henrickson]

Should the U.S. be banned from The Olympics?

"No synchronized swimming for you!"

[Condor51]

After we assign blame and punish the criminals responsible for Iraq, the Vietnam War, countless US atrocities in South and Central America etc., we can discuss wrongdoing by the Chinese government, which pales in comparison. Maybe the U.S. should be banned from the Olympics for War Crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan?

'Vietnam':
Okay, let's dig up LBJ and send the remains to The Hague.

'countless US atrocities in South and Central America';
Goodie! We're going to dig up JFK and RFK and send their remains to The Hague too.

'Maybe the U.S. should be banned from the Olympics for War Crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan?':
Nah, no evidence there. But how about Kosovo! Clinton, Gen Weaselly Cluck and Maddie Notsobright's little illegal war surely qualifies as a 'War Crime'. After all, it's not everyday one orders the bombing of innocent Yugoslavian civilians from 30,000 feet with dumb bombs. Heck we ain't done that since the Fire Bombing of Dresden and Tokyo (but at least those countries were our real enemies at the time).

Oops, almost forgot -- when The Hague is done with RFK and JFK ship them back to LA for trial in the murder of Marilyn Monroe.

(I know they're DUmmies, but you'd think they'd know just 'a little' bit of history)

[Charles Henrickson]

Unless a democrat in November changes our foreign policy. . . .

Remember, remember, the Fifth of November. . . .

Democrat Voting Day.