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DUmmie FUnnies 04-06-08 ("****** BREAKING: BOOK BAG GATE *********")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 4/6/08 | mythyc, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

Posted on 04/06/2008 5:49:05 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman

I have to hand it to Rush. I thought Operation Chaos would amount to nothing more than keeping Hillary in the race. However, Operation Chaos has metastasized through the DUmp at an alarming rate, amplifying their paranoia to the point that any statement from Her Thighness will be played over and over, forward and backward, in hopes of finding another "misstatement."

Friday marked the fortieth anniversary of the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Hillary, as with all political candidates on historic events from modern memory, had to relate how she reacted to the news. So when, in THIS INTERVIEW, she recalls hurling her book bag across her dorm room, the DUmmies pounced on the possible anachronism.

What followed was a DUmb version of Memogate, henceforth called Book Bag Gate, which you can read in this THREAD. As luck would have it, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) was playing on my TV as I was working on this installment. Lo and behold, in the scene where school is dismissed early, Charlie Bucket eagerly scoops up his book bag as he is running out of school.

Now on to watch the DUmmies get outraged over a book bag in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, with more butterflies in his stomach than El Rosario in October, is in the [brackets]:

pre-note: GinnyinWI inspired this when she said she couldn't remember carrying book bags back then after racking her brain.

[Her brain is on that rack still.]

no protest photo I could find had a student male or female holding a bookbag, it's understandable that one might be having too hard a time dodging riot police to wield a book bag.

[What did they do during protest study hour?]

Bonobo has already compiled Hillary photo's circa 1968

[And you think your job sucks.]

Also ponder, the weight of this history, and that this is the legacy that Hillary is exploiting and trying to politically profiteer... verdicts?

[My verdict is...You're nuts!]

Wrong! I had a book bag back in the late 50's. It was canvass and had leather straps.

[Charlie Bucket had one in 1971.]

I didnt say you didnt have a bookbag!

[Only the privileged classes had book-bags while the poor carried their books unprotected. UNIVERSAL BOOK BAGS NOW!]

Hillary supporters just don't like inconvenient facts/pictures.

[An inconvenient youth.]

During Nixon's time she tried to take Nixon's constitutional rights away when she worked at a law firm, or something along those lines.

Agree though, no book bags back then.

[Just a dearth of constitutional rights.]

Hillary talks to Eleanor Rossevelt too.

[When Eleanor Roosevelt starts talking, you can't get a word in edgewise.]

That was the most disingenuous statement/story I've heard in a long time from a Democrat.

[Then you haven't been listening.]

Oh for God's sake, this BS is ridiculous.

[This BS is FUnnie.]

And I'm referring to this BS "Bookbag gate"

[Book Bag Gate it is.]

I for one am disgusted by all this train-wreck stuff too...

[I for one am amused by it.]

It's about her and her truthfulness. She doesn't have any and as for 40 years? She goes back 40 years of not being truthful. That is what it is about.

[Practice makes perfect.]

Still a lot of issues to discuss

[Oh boy, did you come to come to the wrong place.]

A lot of voters, even on this forum, are still uneducated about the difference between Obama and Clinton on quite a few major issues.

[Because there isn't any.]

If Obama supporters don't want to discuss issues and have so much time on their hands, maybe they should go out and campaign for him, or start looking for summer jobs.

[Never tell a DUmmie to get a job.]

I think some of you have an obsession, It's not healthy. You can get help.

[Lots of prescription advise available in the DUmp.]

Everyone used the Greek shoulder bag in the 60's

I used one like that in the 70's

It had a photo of Harpo Marx on the side. Still have it somewhere.

[Now it has a photo of Karl Marx on the side.]

Anyone who would wear striped pants like Hillary is wearing in the top photo should be immediately disqualified to run for president.

[Let's not dwell on the pants of the past, but focus on the pantsuits of the future.]

They take a certain flair to pull off in this day and age, though.

[Bill hasn't found a pair of pants he can't pull off.]

The more liberal students, often derogatorily referred to as "green-baggers" after the dark green book bags they carried, particularly pushed the limits of administrative tolerance.

[Book bag carrying communists.]

Btw, here's a new one: Women didn't carry book bags because it makes one's hips look wide.

[What's Hillary's excuse now?]

As always, there are a few outliars who claim otherwise, but then, they dodged sniper fire on the way to the student union, too.

[Years later, while visiting Bosnia, Hillary would use the skill she gained in college.]

A drunk vomiting up a teaspoon of bile . . .

[Leave Will Pitt out of this.]

And she 'hurled' it

[Book bags come and go, but drama queens are timeless.]

Hillary looks like Meg Griffin

[Yet another blow to Meg's self-esteem.]

Hmmmm....she was kinda hot.

[Now I'm going to hurl.]

I can't get past those awful pants

[Who would want to?]

The only scandal here is those pants.

[And those pantsuits.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; hillaryclinton; obama
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To: Paul Heinzman

Beautifully done.


41 posted on 04/07/2008 4:19:54 AM PDT by Petronski (Nice job, Hillary. Now go home and get your shine box.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Will do. I’m glad you liked it. It was a lot of FUn.


42 posted on 04/07/2008 4:30:04 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm going to turn out the lights for 5 seconds and then my tagline better be back.)
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To: mikrofon
Many far-Lefties are still called “green baggers” now, but for different reasons...

And Hillary is still a three bagger.

43 posted on 04/07/2008 5:35:29 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park" Watching the Rat Fight. typical white person)
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To: PJ-Comix

As an oldie, I can tell y’all. There WERE no book bags back then.

Back packs were for camping...only; and those funky hippy bags were PURSES...only.


44 posted on 04/07/2008 5:40:57 AM PDT by bannie (clintons CHEAT! It's their only weapon.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
"Anyone who would wear striped pants like Hillary is wearing in the top photo should be immediately disqualified to run for president."

Ask not what pants can do for you, but what you can do in pantsuits!

45 posted on 04/07/2008 5:49:03 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Ol' Crusty to the rescue...)
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To: Straight Vermonter

she looks like one aunt’s back in the 70’s. Unlike Hillary, her fashion sense has improved greatly.


46 posted on 04/07/2008 6:18:09 AM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (I have not yet begun to fight!)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

I guess Mike Lookinland is out then.


47 posted on 04/07/2008 6:19:37 AM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (I have not yet begun to fight!)
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To: Straight Vermonter
she looks like one of my aunt's back in the 70's. Unlike Hillary, her fashion sense has improved greatly.

looks like someone needs more coffee

48 posted on 04/07/2008 6:26:54 AM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (I have not yet begun to fight!)
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99

LOL, I had to run it through the pre-coffee translator but I knew what you meant.


49 posted on 04/07/2008 6:28:13 AM PDT by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Good job!


50 posted on 04/07/2008 6:47:52 AM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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To: Paul Heinzman

I thought it was P-J, until you mentioned it.


51 posted on 04/07/2008 6:48:01 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives)
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To: Paul Heinzman
GinnyinWI inspired this when she said she couldn't remember carrying book bags back then after racking her brain.

She only carried book bags back then BEFORE she racked her brain.

52 posted on 04/07/2008 6:48:41 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Baggadocio.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
It was canvass and had leather straps.

Let's leave Hillary's nightwear out of this.

53 posted on 04/07/2008 6:52:14 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Baggadocio.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Hillary talks to Eleanor Rossevelt too.

They have far-side chats. About bookbags.

54 posted on 04/07/2008 6:54:47 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Baggadocio.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
That was the most disingenuous statement/story I've heard in a long time from a Democrat.

In at least 24 business hours.

55 posted on 04/07/2008 6:55:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Baggadocio.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL Good one, but I was thinking more along the lines of her undergarments.


56 posted on 04/07/2008 6:56:40 AM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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To: Paul Heinzman
She goes back 40 years of not being truthful.

No wonder she and Bill hit it off.

57 posted on 04/07/2008 6:58:31 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Baggadocio.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Maybe it was her testicle lock box and she just forgot.


58 posted on 04/07/2008 7:04:22 AM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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To: Paul Heinzman
A lot of voters, even on this forum, are still uneducated about the difference between Obama and Clinton on quite a few major issues.

Oh, man, there is a HUGE difference between the two! One is an extreme leftist from Chicago who has trouble telling the truth. The other is . . . an extreme leftist . . . from Chicago . . . who has trouble . . . telling. . . .

Well, let me rethink this for a minute. . . .

59 posted on 04/07/2008 7:04:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Conservative from Chicago)
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To: Paul Heinzman
was he really that political?

Yup. I've read where he marched with Martin Luther King in the 60s.

Oh wait, that doesn't fit the LeftWing paradigm, so that doesn't count.

60 posted on 04/07/2008 7:07:54 AM PDT by wbill
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