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Hillary Clinton: Bosun's Mate 3rd SOG 1967
Artorius Castus Blog ^ | 2 April 08 | Artorius Editorial Staff

Posted on 04/02/2008 10:14:22 AM PDT by cardinal4

The mouth of the [REDACTED] River, 1967

It was the toughest mission to date, thought Bosun's mate Hillary Clinton, as she donned her diving gear and checked her weapons. Swim upriver underwater for 10 klicks and retrieve a fallen flier, who just happened to be the son of a US Congressman. She checked her gauges one more time and quietly slipped into the stinking Vietnamese river. She recalled how one of her team was invalided out because of an infection from this very river. She fired up the "scooter" and began the slow trek upstream.

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TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: sniper; specops; tuzla
Highlighting the absurdity of Hillary's sniper fire story and worse, her explanation for it..
1 posted on 04/02/2008 10:14:22 AM PDT by cardinal4
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To: Ax; indcons; Bender2; Slings and Arrows

ping


2 posted on 04/02/2008 10:15:53 AM PDT by cardinal4 (Do I need a Sarcasm tag?)
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John Kerry can verify it.


3 posted on 04/02/2008 10:40:14 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I had to leave Kerry’s part in the mission out, its still classified. But you can bet its heroic..


4 posted on 04/02/2008 10:46:38 AM PDT by cardinal4 (Do I need a Sarcasm tag?)
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To: cardinal4

If she wins (that is, “steals”) the D-nomination, perhaps she will stroll up to the convention floor and take Kerry’s line:

“I’m Hillary Clinton, and I’m reporting for duty!”

Then she can salute.


5 posted on 04/02/2008 10:56:56 AM PDT by dashing doofus (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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To: dashing doofus
Then she can salute.

And show us her tattoo she got on R&R in Taipei..

6 posted on 04/02/2008 11:00:49 AM PDT by cardinal4 (Do I need a Sarcasm tag?)
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To: cardinal4
Sounds like it's from:

Those drug dealers should never have killed her girlfriend and left Hillary! alive!

7 posted on 04/02/2008 1:23:31 PM PDT by Lx ((Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.))
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To: Lx

Im reading it right now. Thats where I got the idea..


8 posted on 04/02/2008 1:31:20 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Do I need a Sarcasm tag?)
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To: cardinal4

Cool, allow me to ruin the end for you...


9 posted on 04/02/2008 1:32:07 PM PDT by Lx ((Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.))
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To: cardinal4
1967 ??? Surely you mean as a Wellesley student, she was scuba diving in The River Charles... which explains her personality completely = polluted :o)
10 posted on 04/02/2008 1:54:38 PM PDT by xtinct (I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
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To: cardinal4

Will ping this out as a fun thread to the MilHist ping list (later today). Thanks for the ping, cardinal4


11 posted on 04/02/2008 2:11:46 PM PDT by indcons (A lie repeated 100 times becomes the truth - ChiCom pedophile Chairman Mao)
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MilHist satire ping


12 posted on 04/03/2008 5:14:03 PM PDT by indcons
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