Posted on 04/01/2008 1:31:59 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Tell Kookie and Biden and those guys to get back in it! The more the merrier! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
100 more years of Operation Chaos!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Hillary is not afraid.
Hillary doesn't lie. She "misremembers."
LANDING ON A JET PLANE
Tune: "Leaving on a Jet Plane" Original
All the odds are stacked, I'm ready to run
I'm standin' here, holdin' my gun
I hate to call you up to say goodbye
But the battle's ragin', I hear the sounds
The tank is waitin', he's shootin' some rounds
I know there's so much danger I could die
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground
There's so many shots, it takes my breath
So many times I've cheated death
I tell you now, we just lost a wing
Every combat zone, I pay my dues
Every mission flown is stuff I'll use
Some day I'll throw my pantsuit in the ring
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground
Now the time has come for battle
My future's not as bright as cattle
I'll close my eyes, while the cannons boom
I'll dream about the campaign trail
When I can tell my wartime tale
About the time I faced death and doom
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground
I say give the kid a shot.
We can triple team on special events such as this summer’s convention, election day, etc.. However, Paul is welcome to be Team Member #3 whenever he feels the DUFUrge.
Great as always .... April fools !!!!
I mean April fools ;-)))
It would be an honor.
I think thats snipping.
It always was trash. But now...
The trash, the trash,
The trash is on fire
We don't need no water
Let the DUmmie FUnnies burn.
I remember. The same party that resisted abolition of slavery, resulting in the costliest war in our history, then segregated and disenfranchised African-Americans for a century, resisted laws protecting their right to vote. The same party that instituted a welfare state to buy votes from the poor--white, black, brown and red--drugging the poor with just enough cash to keep them dependent in the hopes that one out of four, six or eight will vote for the Democrat.
Well, that's not America. That's not fitting the Republican party, nor the Democrat party. It is an abomination.
Is it some sort of requirement for teachers who are Barking Moonbats (BM for short) to resort to this trite gimmick?
Invite Eliot Spitzer to make it a threesome.
APRIL FOOLS!!
Bad case of irritable bowel there if it's going both ways...
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Genetic engineering or plastic surgery, perhaps...
No, no. His name is McPain.
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