Posted on 03/25/2008 5:10:58 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Yes, well, they’ve been running from bullies all their lives...straight to mommy’s house and probably hid in the basement...playing with their Atari and composing poetry on their Commodore 64.
That's because you're a DUpe.
Yeah, you can burn off your Obamaligions, but they're just gonna grow right back. You really have to dig down and cut out the roots, preferably with a laser, or the Obamaligions will just keep spreading.
Not to mention they are so uninformed and childlike that when their scam artist/candidate loses (because the majority of the rationally-thinking electorate uses their common sense), the DUmmies immediately say the Republican cheated. (Or, in their own primaries, the other side cheated.) It’s like a petulant, bratty five-year old. If something doesn’t go my way, then I’m going to whine and cry until I get my way.
And we in Arkansas, who understood the Clintons long before that, were drowned out by the democRAT operatives back then as being "Clinton haters."
BWAAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HA
I might use that Whine label on an upcoming DUFU.
Did anybody find the lyrics to Shanklin’s “Ebony and Ovaries?”
But Hillary has been serving duck lately.
Love the image ! Very well done , take two attaboys & a pat on the back out petty cash as a reward.
Pj, do you remember the edition of the DUFU’s where the title was, “Lets Have Some Fun With the Republican Primaries”? A DUmmie was suggesting the DUmmies vote for Mitt Romney in one of the Primaries. I was thinking maybe it would be helpful to Rush with the dims threatening to prosecute him and the good folks who are involved in Operation Chaos.
After reading this, I went and looked up the Ohio Revised Statutes, because of course I know better than to take any DUmmie at his word on matters of law. But in this case, he's pretty much got it right. The relevant statute says:
"Before any challenged person shall be allowed to vote at a primary election, the person shall make a statement, under penalty of election falsification ... stating that the person desires to be affiliated with and supports the principles of the political party whose ballot the person desires to vote"
(The DUmmie did play a little fast and loose with the statutory language with his declaration that poll workers had a "duty" to ascertain a voter's sincerity, but that's tangential to my point.)
Lots of states have open primaries, where anybody can choose to vote either party's ballot. (In my own state of Washington, you need only tell the poll worker, "I want to vote a Republican ballot" or "I want to vote a Democratic ballot." No oath or affirmation required.) Ohio isn't one of them. Ohio requires an oath, and it's a fairly strong one. Never mind the legal consequences... anybody who voted a Democratic ballot who did not "desire to be affiliated with" the Democratic Party and did not "support the principles" (such as they are) of the Democratic Party is an oathbreaker. A liar. That's contemptible.
Speaking of legal consequences, the DUmmie pretty much gets it right there, too:
"No person, either orally or in writing, on oath lawfully administered or in a statement made under penalty of election falsification, shall knowingly state a falsehood as to a material matter relating to an election... Whoever violates this section is guilty of election falsification, a felony of the fifth degree."
(Ohio Revised Code 3599.36.) So those who insincerely declared their desire to be Democrats for the purpose of voting in the Ohio Democratic primary are not just liars, they're felons as well. I haven't heard what Limbaugh said, but if he encouraged Republicans to vote in the Ohio Democratic Primary, he encouraged people to commit a felony.
I want to emphasize that I have no problem at all with people engaging in this sort of strategic voting in open primary states. Do whatever it takes to win... as long as it's within the rules. And if cross-party voting is not permitted by the rules, those rules must be obeyed. I'm not a Clinton, which means I do not believe that victory is to be desired at any price. If you disagree, if you think that swearing falsely and breaking the law is worth it to throw a monkey wrench into the other party's nominating process, then I don't want anything to do with you... and you will have no moral high ground from which to complain when the other party pulls dirty and illegal voter fraud shenanigans.
Thanks!
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