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DUmmie FUnnies 03-25-08 (Democrat Civil War Heats Up To Final Rupture)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 25, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/25/2008 5:10:58 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I might have to FedEx out a mass shipment of Kewpie dolls to the DUmmies for having a brief moment of mental clarity. They seem to have an accurate understanding about Hillary and Obama. Of course, they think their own candidate is pure as the winter slush but they are saying things about each other that, until recently, only the EVIL Republicans have been saying. This is particularly true in the DUmmie comments about the Clintons as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Is anyone else asking themselves, 'Were the Clintons always like this?'" So let us sit back and watch the DUmmies slam the Clintons in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, taking down notes for Vast Rightwing Conspiracy talking points, is in the [brackets]:

Is anyone else asking themselves, "Were the Clintons always like this?"

[A DUmmie starts to awaken to harsh reality.]

Like most of you, I spent the 90's defending the Clintons. Now I find myself really not liking them at all. Did something change about them or did I just move on.

[You lost your agenda to defend the Clinton's through thick or thin now that you have accepted the Obama as your Messiah.]

Me too. Did I just not see it until this year?? I started out this primary season a supporter of Hillary. Now I wouldn't vote for her for dogcatcher.

[Healed by Obama, the DUmmie blind can now see!]

Power can corrupt that is how I see the Clintons now. I think they have always been seduced by power but now they are addicted to it.

[They have become the Power Strangers to you.]

Nope, you've just burned out, I guess and got Obamaligion

[Give me that old time Obamaligion!]

Obama supporters elevates the Kool-Aid crowd to a whole new level.

[I faint in the presence of my One True Obama.]

I recall a Repub telling me that Clintons didn't want Kerry to win, so that THEY could run in '08. I scoffed at the idea. I defended the "honor" of the Clintons! No way they would do such a dastardly thing...not help Kerry as much as they could, helping the country to stay Republican, when they would know what damage that would cause to the country. They would not DO such a thing! But now, I think that is probably what happened. Others think so, too. The Clintons have had these plans to run for years. Their plans would not come to fruition if Kerry had won, probably. Sometimes loyalty blinds us. I was blind to the Clintons.

[The Clintons had John Kerrys back...and placed a dagger into it.]

You Ought to Be Ashamed of Yourself... Weeks after Clinton had open-heart surgery, John Kerry BEGGED him to campaign for him and Clinton did. Now, John Kerry is attacking the Clintons at every turn and psychotic Obama supporters are attacking him just like right-wingers. It's disgusting! Don't preach to us about loyalty. You people don't know the meaning of the word!

[Return fire from DUmmie Ft. Sumter.]

I think Obama is a pied piper, and a loser. I think Hillary will be the nominee

[We already know that Will Pitt is the Pied Piper.]

Where is the loyalty? Where is the party dedication? The Clintons have given their lives to the Democratic Party. They have campaigned for countless traitor candidates (e.g., TED F*CKING KENNEDY, JOHN F*CKING KERRY)) who have turned their backs on the Clintons. How quickly they forget. But I don't.

[I won't forget that categorization of "traitor candidates."]

The really sad part is that the Clintons lived up to the Repubs' visions of them. They had a chance to be ethical, to do the right thing, to go down in history, and for his legacy to stay intact. Sigh. That hunger for power can do some people in.

[Amazing how we can force the Clintons to act out our fantasy of them. Call it Rovian Mind Control.]

There was a call by Rush Limpballs to go vote for her, and his followers responded. HRC won TX by about 100,000 votes. You know that the Repubs want HRC. Everyone in the nation who is paying attention knows this.

[Not true. Rush's motive was to create chaos in the Democrat party---Operation Chaos. And reading your posts here, his plan worked PERFECTLY!]

The Clintons are the same -- the hate came with Obama. Go ahead put me on ignore, it's the TRUTH.

[Paging Rush! It appears Operation Chaos is an astounding SUCCESS!!!]

Why did Obama destroy my party? I don't like these bullies

[Would you like an Operation Chaos T-Shirt?]

When she finally learned the campaign was out of money it was too late to organize in key states. She's let advisors tell her to switch personalities day by day until she began to look like Sybil. Her campaign manager was watching soap operas in the office instead of working the phones and her consultants were too busy having shouting matches to come up with a cohesive strategy. She claimed just yesterday to be unaware that they're urging SDs to back her on the basis of the Wright videos even while they're admitting in the NYT that that's exactly what they're doing. Hillary is not running this campaign, this campaign is running her.

[Hillary is under the spell of Operation Chaos.]

I'm beginning to be troubled at our prospects for the Nov. election with Obama showing signs of imploding over the Wright business and his Farrakhan following campaign staffers.

[Gee! You mean the November election isn't a sure thing?]

I have been eating a lot of crow about the Clintons, lately, and I don't like the taste of it.

[Freudenschade, baby!]

it is amazing to me how much they have tarnished their reputation in a few months. In the beginning of all this I would have been perfectly content with Hillary. Now, I am so disgusted.

[Just a few months? This work has been in progress for decades.]

She has LOST all my respect. I cannot believe I supported them and defended them. I feel duped. They never cared... it was always about grabbing power. I'm just glad I finally woke up to their true colors.

[Only to be lulled back to mind-numbed sleep by the Obamassiah.]


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To: PJ-Comix
Where is the loyalty? Where is the party dedication? The Clintons have given their lives to the Democratic Party. They have campaigned for countless traitor candidates (e.g., TED F*CKING KENNEDY, JOHN F*CKING KERRY)) who have turned their backs on the Clintons. How quickly they forget. But I don't.

I STILL BEEEEELIEVEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

21 posted on 03/25/2008 5:41:33 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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I have been eating a lot of crow about the Clintons, lately, and I don't like the taste of it.

That's something to crow about...

22 posted on 03/25/2008 5:43:35 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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Did something change about them or did I just move on.

You're under the control of moveon.org. What do you expect?

23 posted on 03/25/2008 5:46:07 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL.. Just the first part is good. I will have to read this later.


24 posted on 03/25/2008 5:48:00 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (His middle name is NOT Hussein for being a Christian.)
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To: franksolich

Frank...

Must be getting a lot of hits. I get a ‘Bandwith exceeded’ message.


25 posted on 03/25/2008 5:48:04 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix

I love it. God help me I do love it so. I love it more than my life.

26 posted on 03/25/2008 5:52:03 AM PDT by kidd
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The really sad part is that the Clintons lived up to the Repubs' visions of them.

A real 'chicken-vs-egg' issue if there ever was one. What came first, the Clintons or the Republican vision?

Maybe that could be a "The Rest of the Story" segment...

27 posted on 03/25/2008 5:52:25 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix

“I recall a Repub telling me that Clintons didn’t want Kerry to win, so that THEY could run in ‘08. I scoffed at the idea. I defended the “honor” of the Clintons! No way they would do such a dastardly thing...not help Kerry as much as they could, helping the country to stay Republican, when they would know what damage that would cause to the country. They would not DO such a thing! But now, I think that is probably what happened”

Hmm, maybe he should think about what OTHER things conservatives are correct about...


28 posted on 03/25/2008 6:09:30 AM PDT by farlander (Try not to wear milk bone underwear - it's a dog eat dog financial world)
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To: bcsco

My sister (Hillary supporter) is at odds with her son (Obama supporter). I simply watch and listen, refraining from snarky comments. It’s difficult, but so far I have managed not to comment.


29 posted on 03/25/2008 6:10:01 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: PJ-Comix
The Clintons have given their lives to the Democratic Party.

Huh??? Well, they certainly seem to have a lot left over for themselves -- I mean, for people who are so self-sacrificing! ;-)

30 posted on 03/25/2008 6:12:11 AM PDT by maryz
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To: Miss Marple
It’s difficult, but so far I have managed not to comment.

Why bother? It makes for good popcorn moments. You shouldn't eat with your mouth full...

It's our son who's the Obama supporter. But he's in Las Vegas so we don't get to discuss politics much. Phone calls are left for more personal stuff. The rest of the family is pretty conservative.

31 posted on 03/25/2008 6:15:25 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: bcsco
You shouldn't eat talk with your mouth full...

Boy, I blew that one!

32 posted on 03/25/2008 6:16:41 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: kidd

“Compared to war, all other forms of human endeavor shrink into insignificance.”
General George S. Patton


33 posted on 03/25/2008 6:24:31 AM PDT by Loud Mime (If Muslims love death, why do they have hospitals?)
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To: PJ-Comix

What comes through in all the DU comments is the immaturity and naivete of these democrat party voters. There is a kind of simplemindedness evident that evinces a state of arrested development among most of them. It seems to me that most of the DU types actually should not have the right to vote in this or any other Presidential election. They are too uninformed and childlike, putting their trust in scam artists like the Clintons or an anti-American charlatan like Obama. I’m not sure how these people are able to navigate life’s treacherous shoals given these views.


34 posted on 03/25/2008 6:29:31 AM PDT by astounded (The Democrat Party is a Clear and Present Danger to the USA)
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To: astounded

It’s life’s treacherous shoals that TEACHES these people their views are wrong, IMO... It’s like the old saying, which I of course can’t remember right now... The one about the Democrats who grow up to be conservatives — well the ones who grow up at all that is. :)


35 posted on 03/25/2008 6:40:17 AM PDT by LibertyRocks (The Liberty Rocks Blog - http://libertyrocks.wordpress.com ~ also see; http://www.libertyrocks.us)
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To: astounded
I’m not sure how these people are able to navigate life’s treacherous shoals given these views.

The only treacherous shoals a number of them may experience will only come should their mommy's basement flood.

One reason so many have gravitated to Obama is because he's anti-American. Well, more obviously so than Shrillary.

36 posted on 03/25/2008 6:42:27 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: MrB
“This is GREAT!
Not only are the dhimmirats imploding over their policy of pitting groups against each other”.

I agree, but I am a bit worried that the chaos could be so
great that they will pull Al Goreon the moron in to save the day.
While I think he is an idiot, he would still be a formidable
opponent, bringing in all of the Dimwits.

37 posted on 03/25/2008 6:46:28 AM PDT by AlexW (Reporting from Bratislava, Slovakia. Happy not to be back in the USA for now.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Her campaign manager was watching soap operas in the office

She was watching them from the day before since everything she did had to be done manana.

38 posted on 03/25/2008 6:46:55 AM PDT by Stentor
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To: PJ-Comix

I subscribed to News Busted...it’s hilarious...thanks for the heads up.


39 posted on 03/25/2008 6:57:09 AM PDT by navynucmom (Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm beginning to be troubled at our prospects for the Nov. election with Obama showing signs of imploding over the Wright business and his Farrakhan following campaign staffers.


Ya think? I see hill's finger prints all over those pastor disaster [courtesy of "Kinky" Friedman] problems.

She has LOST all my respect. I cannot believe I supported them and defended them. I feel duped. They never cared... it was always about grabbing power. I'm just glad I finally woke up to their true colors.

[Only to be lulled back to mind-numbed sleep by the Obamassiah.]


I was talking to one of the "moderate liberals" in our neighborhood yesterday. He is a typical retired "white guy" and is very displeased with the two dims. His yellow dog democrat buddy is thinking about voting for McCain and he probably will do that or sit out.

Remember that "Angry White Male" article a few weeks ago? That is what they both are now. They are disgusted with the "lying witch" [his words] and the problem BO has with his pastor. I am LOVING the displeasure the rats are having with their candidates.

40 posted on 03/25/2008 7:07:27 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (His middle name is NOT Hussein for being a Christian.)
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