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To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; callisto; clamper1797; ...

HEY! Mid-month Ping, guys!

Every body up and at ‘em! (Do I have to start calling the Roll in order to get your attention?....)


1,327 posted on 04/15/2008 5:06:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (This tagline is no longer in service. If you need help, please hang up and dial the FBI.)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi!


1,331 posted on 04/15/2008 5:11:37 PM PDT by StarCMC (http://cannoneerno4.wordpress.com/2008/02/24/peoples-information-support-team/ -JOIN US!-We're PIST!)
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To: Monkey Face
Huh...wha..?

Where am I?

Oh, WOW, man! Look! REALITY!

I guess I'd better take the opportunity to drop a "breadcrumb" here so I can find it again, later.

Hope all's well with y'all.

I've been over my head in a project for several weeks; just now breaking through the clouds.

Been camping with the fam. Google Sunol, "Little Yosemite".

Looking down the barrel of $600-$800 in repairs to my daily driver. Guess the factory original head gaskets are showing their age after 230,000 miles. And it's an AMERICAN car, no less.

Taxes? Already been done, got the refund, and spent it all.

And now... for your entertainment:

The Wonderful Sausage Machine

There was a happy Dutchman, his name was Johnny Vobeck 
He loved to deal in sausages, in saurkraut and speck 
He made the finest sausages the world has ever seen 
Until the day he invented that wonderful sausage machine 

CHORUS: 
OH! Johnny Vobeck, Johnny Vobeck, how could you be so mean?
Once day you'll be sorry for inventing that machine.
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs will never more be seen;
They've all been ground to sausages by Johnny Vobeck's machine!

One day a little Dutch boy came walking in the store
He bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor
He then began to whistle, he whistled a merry tune
The little sausages jumped up and danced around the room
CHORUS

One day the machine was broken, the darn thing wouldn't go
So Johnny Vobeck climbed up inside to see what made it so
His wife was having a nightmare, a-walking in her sleep
She gave the crank a heck-of-a-yank, and Johnny Vobeck was meat!
CHORUS

1,359 posted on 04/15/2008 7:06:09 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Only The Tribulation is a crucible sufficient to the emergence of a Bride pure enough for He Who IS.)
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To: Monkey Face
GM, Face.

still in TX trying to figure out my aunt's MESS that she left for us to figure out. fwiw, i found a retired RN that can read her shorthand. we'll see if her "notes to self" are illuminating or if they are no more than "grocery lists'.

free dixie,sw

1,391 posted on 04/16/2008 8:38:55 AM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to tyrants is OBEDIENCE to God. Thomas Jefferson, 1804)
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