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Huh...wha..?

Where am I?

Oh, WOW, man! Look! REALITY!

I guess I'd better take the opportunity to drop a "breadcrumb" here so I can find it again, later.

Hope all's well with y'all.

I've been over my head in a project for several weeks; just now breaking through the clouds.

Been camping with the fam. Google Sunol, "Little Yosemite".

Looking down the barrel of $600-$800 in repairs to my daily driver. Guess the factory original head gaskets are showing their age after 230,000 miles. And it's an AMERICAN car, no less.

Taxes? Already been done, got the refund, and spent it all.

And now... for your entertainment:

The Wonderful Sausage Machine

There was a happy Dutchman, his name was Johnny Vobeck 
He loved to deal in sausages, in saurkraut and speck 
He made the finest sausages the world has ever seen 
Until the day he invented that wonderful sausage machine 

CHORUS: 
OH! Johnny Vobeck, Johnny Vobeck, how could you be so mean?
Once day you'll be sorry for inventing that machine.
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs will never more be seen;
They've all been ground to sausages by Johnny Vobeck's machine!

One day a little Dutch boy came walking in the store
He bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor
He then began to whistle, he whistled a merry tune
The little sausages jumped up and danced around the room
CHORUS

One day the machine was broken, the darn thing wouldn't go
So Johnny Vobeck climbed up inside to see what made it so
His wife was having a nightmare, a-walking in her sleep
She gave the crank a heck-of-a-yank, and Johnny Vobeck was meat!
CHORUS

LOL!

I suspect it will be a long time, now, before I attempt to eat sausage. I’ll no doubt have to prepare my mind to refuse the thought of Vobeck Sausage....

*ick*

Good to see you!

I’m glad I don’t have to put out repairs on my little truck, with it’s almost 300,000 miles.