Posted on 03/14/2008 9:50:42 AM PDT by beccix
i can not connect to my interent it keeps telling me my domain name server configuration is wrong how do i repair this
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Hurry! We don't have much time!
MSTie reference:
“Looking for UART at FX1050? What does that mean?”
Ah, I’ll just post the whole thing. It’s a classic.
Mike: You might wanna be careful, hi everybody, welcome to the Satellite of Love! You’re just in time to see ol’ Crow here log onto the Information Superhighway! Why don’t you tell us about your system there, Crow?
Crow: Oh, you know. It’s just a multimedia package, nothing special. A 90 mHz. Pentium with 32 megs of RAM and a quadruple speed NEC CD-ROM, Soundblaster 16 multi-CD sound card, I threw that in... And a Courier v.24 38 Kbaud modem.
Servo: And you think that’ll make you happy, huh?
Crow: Yeah! Accessing SLIP server... Entering my IP address... Okay... Crow@biteme.com... Hahaha... And... ENTER!
Servo: Huh? “Server timed out, try again”?
Crow: Oh. I can read, thank you! Must’ve typed the wrong parameters...
Mike: But soon, you will be merging onto the Information...
Crow: That’s right, Mike! I’ll be pulling out into the Information Superhighway... and... uh... traffic... well, uh...
Mike: Looks like it locked up, huh?
Servo: “Looking for UART at FX1050”? What does that mean?
Crow: I DON’T KNOW!!! I must’ve configured my com ports incorrectly. You know, I’ll just assign my modem to a different com port and get back into my SLIP server and... uh...
Servo: Woah!
Mike: Locked up tight!
Servo: “Looking for UART at FX1050.”
Crow: I CAN READ!!! Don’t you think I can read?!
Servo: Gee, sorry!
Crow: Alright! Okay... I’ll try this... “LET ME ON THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY YOU STUPID LITTLE...”
Servo: “Still looking for UART at FX1050.”
Crow: LET ME ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY!!! I WANT ON THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!!!
Mike: We’ll be right back! Careful with that! Calm down! Calm down!
Hmmm.....
Not to worry.....
I used to have problems when I tried to use the interent.....
I switched to the Internet.....
Problem solved....
Please clarify: are you trying to connect to YOUR internet, Algore’s internet, or someone elses internet?
OK sir, tech support is diligently working on your problem with the interent.
To complete our work, we will need your Mommie's name and Social Security number, and all her credit card numbers, and don't forget the expiration dates, and the CCV. Post those here on this thread, and we will promptly get your interent problemo solved.
P.S. If your Mommie is hot, please post suggestive pictures of her here along with her cell phone number.
Check to make sure your modem is connected to your anal outlet port..........
Do you have a dog? See if he has rolled his favorite ball too close and disconnected some of the plugs, my dog does that all the time.
What a chickenhead dis newbie iz !!!
Soon to be FRIED !!
Sure, you get some guy in India with a script, who can’t understand you while you sure as heck can’t understand him and the two of you them proceed to waste valuable time trying to communicate without deviating from his script. Disclaimer...In the interest of fairness and balance, I must report that I am a computer illiterate, so scripted questions mean nothing to me and my less than computer savvy answers only add to the confusion. lol That said...
I had one one night who finally in exasperation said to me “I pass you on”. Where I was passed to wasn’t much better and that one had the audacity to ask if I needed anything else and had he helped me? I just laughed, said goodnight and hung up.
Then I called my personal tech support person, my husband who was traveling on business at the time. He talked me through fixing it no problem. Of course he speaks my language. ;)
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