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ONE LESS VOTE IN DENVER
Tune: "One Less Bell to Answer"

One less vote in Denver
One less Number Nine
One less chance
To reach November
I should be winning
But all I do is whine

Oh, I should be winning . . .
I only know that if he goes
My case grows hopeless
Though I try to get votes
I just get the blues
Each time I do the math
I still lose

I don't know how in the world
To stop counting on him
'Cause I still need him so
I end each day betrayed and bitter
Missin' my Spitzer

Oh, one less chance
To reach November
No more Number
Number Nine
Since he went
Oh, he went away

Why did he leave me . . .
Now I've got
One less Number Nine
One less Number Nine
And all I do is whine

Because my men are filthy swine . . .
Somebody tell me please
Where do he go
Why did he go
Tell me how could he leave me

21 posted on 03/12/2008 8:19:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROTFL


23 posted on 03/12/2008 8:24:59 AM PDT by meandog (Please pray for future President McCain--day minus 317 and counting! Stay home and get Baraked!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Once again......... bravo!


24 posted on 03/12/2008 8:26:00 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (It's Spitzmas time!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Bravo!

Good one!


25 posted on 03/12/2008 8:31:31 AM PDT by roaddog727 (BS does not get bridges built - the funk you see is the funk you do)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Great one, Charles. But keep in mind, he may not be HER number 9, but he’s now ours number 9...forever!


29 posted on 03/12/2008 9:26:54 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Truly inspired. Somebody big better put you on their payroll soon.


30 posted on 03/12/2008 9:57:23 AM PDT by RedRover (DefendOurMarines.org | DefendOurTroops.org)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROFL, that is great!!


31 posted on 03/12/2008 10:13:07 AM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (Global warming is to Revelations as the theory of evolution is to Genesis.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Thanks for the ping. Good stuff, Charles. Here is some additional mocking.

MIDI SITE for "LAST KISS"


32 posted on 03/12/2008 10:40:41 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Another home run, Charles! Bravo!


42 posted on 03/12/2008 3:25:10 PM PDT by ShorelineMike (Constituo, ergo sum.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Another good one. BTW, on Rush today they played “Love Client #9.”


43 posted on 03/12/2008 3:51:00 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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