DUmmie FUnnies 03-12-08 ("Spitzer’s Resignation Would Mean a Superdelegate Loss for Hillary")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 12, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Is it my imagination or is Eliot Spitzer turning into a Muppet? Look at the expression on his face. I almost expect the Cookie Monster to show up behind him. Has the body language chick on O'Reilly weighed in on this Muppet morphing?

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[NeoCaveman]

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[N. Theknow]

Nice picture.

Bill Clinton only bit his lower lip.

Spitzer bites his whole damn mouth.

[Paul Heinzman]

Top ten!

[Ditter]

LOL! I wondered yesterday if spitzer was a super delegate. I hope by time for the convention he is kicked out of office. One less vote for the hildabeast.

[Arrowhead1952]

top ten again!

[Paradox]

This was a terrible and incredibly stupid thing he did, since he of all people knew of every federal law he was breaking. It would be incredible, completely unbelievable, if it weren't rue.

Gotta agree with this DUmmie. You couldn't make this stuff up and sell it to anyone. No one would believe it, even as fiction.

Oh, Btw, TOP 10,000!?!?!?!

[Paul Heinzman]

He should put his dentures in before giving a press conference.

[Incorrigible]

Just barely Top 10!

[Mercat]

10?

[mikrofon]

But whatever the public relations harm, when the dust settles, Spitzer’s imminent departure will favor Obama mathematically

Barry is just ONE superdelegate from taking the nomination outright...

[Condor51]

top 15

[Charles Henrickson]

Spitzer’s Resignation Would, In the End, Mean a Superdelegate Loss for Hillary

She even has him written in her little black book as "Superdelegate #9."

[Arrowhead1952]

I can't believe this situation all comes down to "another delegate lost for Hillary." For pete's sake, I have never seen so much irrationality here as I have in the last 24 hours and that includes all the silly candidate diaries.

[Shhh! Don't discourage their pettiness. It makes for great humor.]

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That has all the sneaky suspicions of being a [LOUSY FREEPER TROLL].

Got to admit the perverse side of me wants to know what you get from a $5500/hour hooker that you can't get from your average cheating housewife...

[Spitzer didn't have the charm to woo somebody's wife. He had to PAY for it.]

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The unemployed DUmmie, KOmmie or HUffie girl next door posting from her parent's room will 'splain that to you.

[franksolich]

There’s a problem with all of this.

If I were the Obamanation, I would still worry.

Last week, it was commonly cited that Messalina Agrippina needs to win circa 97% of all the yet-unelected delegates, to get the nomination.

In the small print was buried the fact that the Obamanation needs to win circa 75% of all the yet-unelected delegates, to get the nomination.

The Obamanation “won” Mississippi yesterday.....and 18 delegates. Messalina Agrippina won 12 delegates.

Apparently there’s still three delegates from Mississippi to be decided upon (at least as of early this morning).

Well, 18 delegates out of 30, or 33, isn’t anywhere close to the 75% needed.

I think this is going to play out for a very long time yet, and naturally we’re all elated.

[ConservativeMind]

That provided my chuckle for the morning!

[COBOL2Java]

As I read this thread Three Dog Night's song "One" is playing in my head. Fodder for Rev. Charles?

One

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
`Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, worse than two

...

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"if it weren't rue"

Elliot...say it ain't so! Have you really fallen so far, so hard, so fast?

[OrioleFan]

Has Super Delegate Bill Clinton declared yet or is he still leaning toward Obama? If he declares for Obama, Hillary should come clean on all the enabling she has done so that Obama loses a super delegate.