Posted on 03/08/2008 6:25:36 PM PST by PJ-Comix
PING!
First post AND in before ping! Yay!
Crap. Never mind.
Oh well. TOP TEN!!!
Present :-)
Charles, dude, you rock. Totally.
Funniest parody title ever...
Charles should be famous for all of his parodies, but Ebony and Ovary is untouchable!
Shanklin has his work cut out for him just to beat Charles' title.
Shanklin hasn’t done anything as funny as “Crusty the Pantsuit” or “Pantsuit in the Wind” yet.
Noway-nohow... can't be done :-)
Excellent! So Charles is getting some long overdue attention. Shanklin is darn good! So Charles in in good company. Kudos to them both!
“Charles needs his own recording studio” top 15.
Top 20 support for Charles...but I’m a bit biased.
That would mean I’ve been taken in by identity politics.
Thanx, PJ! I'm flattered by this DUFU! Paul Shanklin is terrific, and I certainly can't match him for musical resources, production values, etc. But I do think I can write some decent lyrics. So if Rush/Paul--or another talk show host--wants to make use of my services, I say let's talk!
In the meantime, here is my brand new shameless appeal to Rush, in musical form. Click and sing!
WHOLE LOT FOR SHANKLIN GOIN' ON
Tune: "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On"
Come on Rush and pay me
Whole lot for Shanklin goin' on
Yes I said come on Rush and pay me
Pay me, you'll want my song
Just a Franklin
Whole lot for Shanklin goin' on
Well I said come on Rush and pay me
I got lyrics in my head
Come on Rush and pay me
Really got satirical to spread
Just a Franklin
Whole lot for Shanklin goin' on
Well I said take what I make
I said take what I make
I said take what I make
I said take what I make
Come on pay me
Whole lot for Shanklin goin' on
Ahh, let's go . . .
Well I said come on Rush and pay me
I got lyrics in my head--whose head, what head, my head
Come on Rush and pay me
Really got satirical to spread
Just a Franklin
Whole lot for Shanklin goin' on
Easy now
Take it, ahh
Take my lyrics
Yeah
You can take 'em one time from me
Well I said come on Rush and pay me
Whole lot for Shanklin goin' on
Now let's get real low one time now
Take what I make
All you gotta do, Rush, is kinda get out a check
Write somethin' down just a little bit
That's what you gotta do, yeah
Oh pay me
Whole lot for Shanklin goin' on
Now let's go one time
Take what I make
Take what I make
Take what I make
Take what I make
Come on pay me
Whole lot for Shanklin goin' on!
By request: Twin Spin!
CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
Tune: "Frosty the Snowman"
Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you'd discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.
Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev'ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
"Black is slimming, so they say."
She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .
Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
"We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary."
Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.
Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!
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PANTSUIT IN THE WIND
Tune: "Candle in the Wind"
Hello, Crusty Queen,
Though you never cleaned it at all,
You had the guts to wear your suit
While those around you crawled.
They crawled out of the odor
And they kept on holding their nose,
They shouted from a distance
And they begged you, "Change your clothes."
And it seems to me you wore your clothes
Like a pantsuit in the wind,
Never knowing what to change to
When the stains set in.
And I would have liked to have worn one,
But it would make me ill.
Your perfume wore out long before
Your pantsuit ever will.
LOL! Perhaps the Henrickson vs Shanklin “feud” will match that of Jack Benny vs Fred Allen of an earlier century.
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