Posted on 03/04/2008 5:42:13 AM PST by PJ-Comix
One of the most FUn things about watching the NewsBusted comedy show is reading the outraged comments on YouTube from Leftwing Loons who just can't abide by the concept of conservative humor. You can see a big sampling of their rants accompany this February 26 NewsBusted editon HERE. So let us now watch the disctintly unhumorous YouTubies slam NewsBusted in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, reminding everybody that the Leftwing Loon screechings serve as the spice for the video main course, is in the [brackets]:
omfg how can you get any stupider than this! stop rapping my ears please and shut the F**K up
[Okay, you have my permission to play with your Tinker Toys again.]
whatever that thing jodie miller does with her mouth after her punchline is, it's a serious turn on. then the little shoulder shimmy. she's very hot in the intelligent smartass chick sense.
[Little Shoulder Shimmy Schwing Alert! No Viagra for you today, buddy!]
I bet you pronounce "liberal" as "librul." Because when you use a word as an insulting slur so often and with such malice, the word just kind of loses its meaning.
[Then why does it bother you so much?]
shes more attractive with the sound off. oh and your smug little grin after the punchline does nothing to further your ignorant filth.
[How about a smug little grin BEFORE the punchline?]
A little constructive criticism for the host: work on your posture it seems awkward. Your shoulder movements are exaggerated.
[That little shoulder shimmy seems to appeal to Mr. Schwing Alert above.]
I didn't know the GOP knew how to use the internet nor make good YouTube videos.
[They can even make fire and use the wheel.]
I thought that consrevatism went out in the 90's
[Wasn't that the era when the Rush Limbaugh radio show was cancelled because of competition from the Mario Cuomo talk program?]
fascists + comedy = bloody car wreck
[DUmmies + rants = comedy]
Clearly, conservatives need to stick to what they know best... being mean and vitriolic.
[They need to get a refresher course on that from the DUmmies.]
Those are dead people laughing.
[The same ones who vote the Democrat ticket in Cook County and many other places.]
yeah no joke. if you think the show is a waste of time, why the hell do you keep watching, rating, and commenting on it? sweet jesus on a hockey stick no one is forcing you to watch these things. i think most of them are pretty funny and the jokes remind me of stuff i see on leno and conan.
[Yeah, amazing how many people hate the show who continue to watch...and rant.]
audiance laugh tracks are recorded
[And all this time I thought those laugh tracks were live.]
Conservatives are lonely people who have nothing better to do, then to make fun of the rest of the world & people who simply disagree with their right wing facist ideology! I feel sorry for conservatives because GOD doesn't allow hate into heaven!
[Posted the lonely liberal from his basement dripping with hate towards "right wing fascists."]
Oh my God, you crazy Far Right Looneys are unable to be funny. It takes intelligence and a deft sense of taste which you lack. It's like cowards who speak in nothing but sarcasm to actually just speak insults. The funniest thing in the video was the 10 member audience clapping and that lady's ugly sneer after telling a "joke."
[What about her little shoulder shimmy that gave the other guy above a massive Schwing Alert?]
the only thing that is funny is the laugh track. and the look of "yeah that's right, I said it" on jodie's face. She has a nice raspy voice though.
[I guess Jodie's little shoulder shimmy just doesn't do it for you.]
Libs' reactions to the show are also fun to watch too! It upsets them soo much its funny!
[Yeah. Half the FUn of NewsBusted is reading the leftwing rantings reacting to the shows.]
Also she's got a really awkward way of sitting at her desk. Looks like she's trying to be ready to get up and run away at any moment. Hmm...
[Maybe she is just trying to run away from the guy who gets a massive Schwing Alert from her little shoulder shimmy.]
Oh come on! The half mast Che flags at Obama campaign headquarters was funny!
[Absolutely! That joke was BRILLIANT! I say find that writer of that joke and give him a big contract writing jokes for TV shows. Better yet, give him a big advance to write a humor book (with CD-ROM insert).]
She thinks too highly of herself. People deserve better
[That's because Jody knows she can rule your libido with a little shoulder shimmy.]
The Tom Cruise joke was the only remotely funny one.
[According to ex-wife Mimi Rogers, his Cruise missile is very remote.]
well all comedy channels broadcasted in the u.s. are owned my newcons so its not really that funny to watch anymore .. sick sad world
[And all those neocon bagels are now consumed by blueblood WASPS .. sick sad world.]
i'm not conservative either, but i have to admit, i've seen a lot worse. plus, have you SEEN snl lately? this ain't far off.
[I only wish I could have seen some new SCTV lately.]
love the canned laughter. only one joke was a little bit funny, around a 5 on a scale of 10. the other "jokes" were more commentaries than anything.
[The Che Guevara flag joke? Right? Right?]
She is a wicked MILF, tho. I'll bet she is wearing awesome lingerie.
[I can categorically state that Jodie Miller is not a member of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front in the Phillipines. However, she does have a wicked little shoulder shimmy.]
" ... lowered their Che Guevara flags to half-staff."
PERFECT!
[Absolutely PERFECT! That is also my completely unprejudiced opinion.]
Great work as always.. Keep it up.
[With a little shoulder shimmy?]
I have to watch it twice because the first time I am mesmerized by Jodi's beauty.
[And the second time you were enthralled by her little shoulder shimmy.]
Loved the Obama/Che joke....
[Me too! Me too! Me too!]
Loved the Che joke, PJ. Whoever wrote it (;-) should get a book (with CD ROM insert) contract.
Excuse me, DUmmie, but the proper term is "the internets."
By not using capitalization and punctuation correctly.
With me, it depends. Sometimes I pronounce it "stupid," sometimes "f---ing retarded."
I volunteer to give Jodie a full body massage to relax her posture and shoulders.
Socialized eye candy! Power to the people!
And they are still more intelligent than the dumb people posting....
No wonder libs take so much medication. If I were that stoopid, I'd have to be medicated, too....
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