Posted on 02/19/2008 6:49:40 AM PST by PJ-Comix
It's mourning in DUmmieland. Their hero, Fidel Castro, has resigned as president (dictator) of Cuba. The feelings of the DUmmies can be described as sadness mixed with grave concern that Cuba may be free again as you can see in this THREAD titled, ""Fidel Castro Resigns As President." Of course, Fidel will be succeeded by his brother, Raul. Ever notice how in hard core commie countries that succession is by blood as in feudal times? In North Korea Big Kim was succeeded by Li'l Kim. Yes, "scientific" communism needs to use feudal bloodlines to determine the succession of their regimes. No surprise here of the attitude of the DUmmies so let us watch them mourn the departure of Fidel in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that his long-time desire to visit the mountainous Oriente province might come sooner rather than later, is in the [brackets]:
Fidel Castro Resigns As President
[Were his elections as president done with verifiable paper ballots?]
I hope this doesn't cause to much trouble. Bushie will try to claim credit.
[If Bushie and Fidel were both on the same ballot, we know who would receive the majority of the DUmmie votes.]
Already, in some dank little basement office at the Heritage Foundation, some little unsung author of the conservative ascendancy is squinting at his monitor as he types, "George W. Bush's greatest achievement came in his final year in office, when he singlehandedly forced Castro from power, much as his predecessor Reagan had torn down the Berlin Wall with his teeth."
[Typed the DUmmie squingting at his monitor between the empty pizza cartons in his dank little basement.]
Given that the right has rewritten history to credit Reagan with the collapse of the USSR (something he was only nominally involved in), expect this to be rewritten as a great triumph for Chimpy.
[Wasn't it Jimmy Carter who brought about the collapse of the USSR?]
The real danger is that once the death notice is posted, some hot heads in little Havana might try a Bay of Pigs - rematch.
[Danger for a DUmmie means opportunity for others. Hee! Hee!]
That's going to be the real danger: The US, goaded by those idiots in Miami has been running interference against Castro for fifty years, Lord knows what's going to happen now. Of course, if Raul's smart, he'll only take power as an interim measure in preparation for full elections.
[As open and honest as the elections in Cuba for the past 50 years?]
I don't think the Cuban populace is ready to revolt however. There are a number of good things happening to Cuba these days. However, it the idiots in Florida that have me worried. I just know that there will be some attempt to return to Cuba.
[Worried the DUmmie.]
Even if you love US imperialism and regard the mass slaughter of Iraqis as a good thing, you can at least see that Castro did nothing remotely similar. Or are you so truly deluded that you cannot admit to even that simple fact. Comparing a true monster like Chimpy to Castro is simply an admission of blind ignorance.
[But who is leaving power voluntarily after his 8 years is up?]
Probably every sitting president we have ever had... has had more people killed then Castro-maybe just maybe- Carter is an exception
[Posted the DUmmie from the Alternate Reality.]
May the liberalization of Cuba begin, and may the oppressive communist regime crumble and freedom flourish on that wonderful island.
[May we prepare for your tombstoning ceremony.]
Hopefully the U.S. will stay out of Cuba's business. Long live the Revolution! Capitalism will hurt the environment and the people of Cuba.
[Yes, the people of Cuba definitely want to keep things as they are...NOT!]
A shame. Hasta la victoria siempre, Fidel!
[Socialismo o Muerte!]
“Viva la Revolucion! Si, se puede! Piso mojado!”
No thanks. But a mojito would be nice....
Hey, any lurking DUmmies, it is comments like this which make you into pure fu@kwads ... I doubt that even a dope such as DU's high poobah ("Skinner") could concur with something this blatantly stupid! Anyone who has access to an encyclopedia need only to look up the atrocities of the Castro regime to see the outright lie represented by this posting.
You can't make this stuff up. Delusion, thy name is DUmmie.
I don’t think that was one of us, Those were real DUmmies.
“y”, senor, no “o.”
You could be right, since there haven't been a lot of [LOUSY FREPER TROLLS] noted by PJ or Charles.
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