We're Blowing Up Lemons Today (When Life Gives You Lemons, Blow Them Up)

lemon tree | 12/29/2007 | me

[pax_et_bonum]

We're exploding lemons today.

humblegunner is letting Eaker explode lemons on his head. We have photos and video which will be posted very soon.

TheMom, Allegra, TheGirl, and me are all witnesses to this bizarre behavior.

[Allegra]

HAPPY NEW YEAR, ALL!

Just rolled in from a good party. Not too crazy - just right.

No fruit exploded but a picture frame leaped right off the wall.

I was nowhere near, thank goodness, so it couldn't be attributed to me. For once. ;-)

May you all have a GREAT 2008!

[Allegra]

I'd be willing to go over, but not unarmed. I see pictures of some folks from the Army outfit I support. They go over for around 6 months as "survey" teams. Mixed teams of military and DA civilians.

I'm on a miliary-civilian mixed team and we leave the FOB a few times a week. I am armed as are all of the civilians mixed up in this mission. I wouldn't go where we go unarmed.

[mylife]

Oh...just rolling in are we? Little miss innocent L0L!

[Allegra]

I might as well start getting back on Middle East time. I'll be there at the end of the week. (Sigh...)

I'm supposed to be at a brunch at noon....I'd better get to bed...

[mylife]

((Gnight))

[Pajamajan]

I knew I saw something about Lemons and explosives earlier. Here it is.

Thanks Allegra.

[STARWISE]

"Hi, I'm Larry and this is my brother, Darryl and ............."

You guys are tooooooooooooo much!! Happy New Year .. and have a bunch of fun before you go back, Allegra. Oh, the memories .. huh?

Gunner, you must have magical recuperative powers .. jeeze, seems like a month ago you were really sick. Thank the Good Lord. Continued good health for the New Year to you and y'all .. ;) (Who carries the most insurance for these amazing stunts?) LOL

I have a sore jaw from laughing ... crazy nuts.

[Squantos]

Damn lucky it wasn’t a mirror ~

Merry New Year Allegra !!

Glad ya survived the party .....:o)

[Eaker]

humblegunner is a bonehead.

Please don’t tell him I posted that he is a bonehead.

Boneheads like gunner don’t like to be called bonehead.

The Doc sez it is because they have a bone for a head.

[Eaker]

Never gonna hit 350.

[pax_et_bonum]

Alas, my fellow geriatrics, I have learned a valuable lesson and shall henceforth cease to pursue a slut amendment.

I have discovered that it is impossible to be slutty alone.

Without you, my sisters, I was hopelessly and helplessly wholesome at last night’s party.

I have not one single slutty moment to report.

*sigh*

Thank you both for tolerating my temptation to go it alone, even for a short time.

pax

[pax_et_bonum]

:-P

[STARWISE]

My seals are lipped ................... LOL

[pax_et_bonum]

L0L! where ya’ll goin? will there be fruit involved?

There was a definite shortage of fruit at the party I attended last night, but not because they were blowing it up on their heads.

However, at times they made up for the lack of that particular type of excitement by shooting fireworks every direction except up.

8-\

[M Kehoe]

All that I can say about this thread (and pics), is that those are my kind of people.

5.56mm

[pax_et_bonum]

Hey, it works! And as long as nobody else drives on the sidewalks, I'll be able to get wherever I'm going posthaste.

I was in that area the other day and on their 'yield' signs they've attached little photos of Allegra in a helmet and Kevlar.

[pax_et_bonum]

You must be a very smart person.

;-)

If you’re ever in Texas, look us up; Eaker and humble would probably blow up something in your honor!

[pax_et_bonum]

There may be an appendix that as long as you are wearing your slut socks, and behave as a geriatric slut, all is well.

Happy New Year!!

Well, I didn't have on my socks....

but there was something missing which even slut socks could never replace....

Happy New Year!!!

[pax_et_bonum]

We will reunite in April at Headquarters - right ladies?

Happy New Year, everyone! Be safe! Of course!

Maybe we could meet twenty times so that we can have complete manicures and pedicures?

[pax_et_bonum]

Have fun! We’re at home for the night.

Thank you!

It was a special evening and I had fun.

My brother sang - he plays guitar and sings country and western - and it was very nice to see him.

He had cancer treatments this summer and only a week ago he learned that he's cancer-free!