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We're Blowing Up Lemons Today (When Life Gives You Lemons, Blow Them Up)
lemon tree | 12/29/2007 | me

Posted on 12/29/2007 3:30:38 PM PST by pax_et_bonum

We're exploding lemons today.

humblegunner is letting Eaker explode lemons on his head. We have photos and video which will be posted very soon.

TheMom, Allegra, TheGirl, and me are all witnesses to this bizarre behavior.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Science; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: explosions; holdmybeer; lemonade; lemons; megatards; midget; tards; wondersluts
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To: pax_et_bonum
I'm thankful that I can reply in the negative.

Sure you did, last year in northwest Houston.

Remember? You were really late?

Festival balls all over the street?

301 posted on 12/31/2007 5:19:14 PM PST by humblegunner (My KungFu is ten times power.©)
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To: Eaker; Tijeras_Slim; TheMom; pax_et_bonum
He is one happy pup.

He loves the country too.

He also gets quite excited about wearing reindeer antlers.

302 posted on 12/31/2007 5:23:46 PM PST by Allegra (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: Allegra; Eaker; Tijeras_Slim; pax_et_bonum
He also gets quite excited about wearing reindeer antlers.

I’m not sure if he liked the jingle bells, or that he thought he was in disguise.

303 posted on 12/31/2007 5:27:27 PM PST by TheMom (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: mylife
May I suggest calcium carbide?'

In ripe mangos?

304 posted on 12/31/2007 5:34:41 PM PST by Allegra (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: NYTexan; Eaker; humblegunner; TheMom; pax_et_bonum; Squantos; SouthTexas
Amateurs!

For Really Exciting FUN, build a few SPUD GUNS

If Eaker and humblegunner have spud guns, I'm not going near that. Not even if I have an emergency Band-Aid. LOL

And I'm sick of wearing body armor. :-P

305 posted on 12/31/2007 5:38:04 PM PST by Allegra (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: Allegra

Good points !


306 posted on 12/31/2007 5:41:03 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: Allegra

Someone has to document it! ;)


307 posted on 12/31/2007 5:44:36 PM PST by NYTexan
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To: NYTexan; Allegra
Someone has to document it! ;)

That is why I had children. :p

308 posted on 12/31/2007 5:50:40 PM PST by TheMom (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: NYTexan; Allegra

That’s exactly what I was thinking!


309 posted on 12/31/2007 5:51:46 PM PST by SouthTexas (Have a Merry and Blessed Christmas.)
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To: pax_et_bonum

Meadowlark fails to see the humour in this thread. :)

310 posted on 12/31/2007 5:58:47 PM PST by xp38
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To: TheMom; Allegra; SouthTexas; humblegunner; Eaker; pax_et_bonum; mylife

Tater Gun Jousting after the shoot?

Football helmets, goggles, and garbage can lids for required safety protection.


311 posted on 12/31/2007 6:00:15 PM PST by NYTexan
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To: humblegunner
Sure you did, last year in northwest Houston.

Remember? You were really late?

Festival balls all over the street?

Oh yes... now I remember.

*sigh*

312 posted on 12/31/2007 6:01:03 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: NYTexan

Spudguns are wicked deadly


313 posted on 12/31/2007 6:02:02 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: xp38
Meadowlark fails to see the humour in this thread. :)

Then Meadowlark is a bird brain....

ha ha

;-)

314 posted on 12/31/2007 6:03:11 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: NYTexan; Allegra

I think Allegra would need to bring us all body armor for that!


315 posted on 12/31/2007 6:03:35 PM PST by SouthTexas (Have a Merry and Blessed Christmas.)
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To: mylife

Ya just gotta short load ‘em.


316 posted on 12/31/2007 6:04:16 PM PST by NYTexan
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To: NYTexan

I dont trust ya. half a pound o potato at 1200 FPS?

No sir! I aint goin there L0L


317 posted on 12/31/2007 6:06:45 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: TheMom; Allegra; humblegunner; Eaker; Xenalyte; SouthTexas; mylife; NYTexan; Squantos
I'll see all of you later!

Gotta run and get ready for some New Year's Eve Geriatric Slutting.

Yo, Sock Sisters!

318 posted on 12/31/2007 6:10:05 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: mylife
tomatoes make better ammo for jousting.
319 posted on 12/31/2007 6:10:53 PM PST by NYTexan
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To: SouthTexas; Allegra; TheMom
I think Allegra would need to bring us all body armor for that!

BTW, Allegra deals with Houston traffic in interesting, Baghdad style.

320 posted on 12/31/2007 6:11:07 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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