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We're Blowing Up Lemons Today (When Life Gives You Lemons, Blow Them Up)
lemon tree
| 12/29/2007
| me
Posted on 12/29/2007 3:30:38 PM PST by pax_et_bonum
We're exploding lemons today.
humblegunner is letting Eaker explode lemons on his head. We have photos and video which will be posted very soon.
TheMom, Allegra, TheGirl, and me are all witnesses to this bizarre behavior.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Science; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: explosions; holdmybeer; lemonade; lemons; megatards; midget; tards; wondersluts
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To: Eaker; humblegunner
We used due diligence with our lighters checking for leaks. We also had a mostly full cup of water and a band-aid handy too.
Finally, we had 411 on the speed dial just in case.
And the Mitt Romney Magical, Mystical Underpants. Don't forget those.
261
posted on
12/31/2007 9:17:29 AM PST
by
Allegra
(That midget hates it when I do that.)
To: Allegra
OH! I thought his name was Mint Ram-me...
To: Allegra
Alright Texans! What’s their record?
To: wazoo1031
Alright Texans! What’s their record? They finished 8-8 with a big win yesterday. And the roof was open and the weather was spectacular.
They scored 42 points, which is a franchise record. And this is the first season that is not a losing season.
I asked for 8-8 at the beginning of the season. Next year, I ask that they go to to playoffs.
One. Step. At. A. Time. :)
264
posted on
12/31/2007 10:25:52 AM PST
by
Allegra
(That midget hates it when I do that.)
To: Allegra
I just got an email from Meister congratulaing the Skins for beating the Cowboys!! Whaa? I had no idea! I never get any good sports news over here! GO REDSKINS!!! I didn’t know it was a playoff berth, I was just glad they beat the Cowboys! Can I sound any more excited?
To: Allegra
And yet the Skins made it to the Playoffs with more or less the same record! Dat shite not fair!
To: Eaker
Is that Uzi girl all growed up ?
She’s purdy !
Must have got the Mom’s genetics vs yours.....:o)
267
posted on
12/31/2007 1:00:14 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: humblegunner
Your one up on me there !.......LOL !
I saw that and thought .....I bet he lives in a trailer down by the river ...:o)
268
posted on
12/31/2007 1:05:16 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Eaker; humblegunner; Tijeras_Slim
Safety First........your thread has been power pointed and PDF’f for day one safety brief opener at the widget works.
I’ll make ya famous !
269
posted on
12/31/2007 1:09:50 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Squantos
Should I post a picture of the band-aid?
270
posted on
12/31/2007 1:40:51 PM PST
by
Eaker
(If illegal immigrants were so great for an economy; Mexico would be building a wall to keep them in)
To: Squantos; Eaker; Tijeras_Slim
I’ll make ya famous !AGAIN???
271
posted on
12/31/2007 2:04:15 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(My KungFu is ten times power.©)
To: Squantos; Eaker; humblegunner; Tijeras_Slim; Allegra; pax_et_bonum
Post #231 was the funny one I told you about the other night.
Here is the Daammnnn one -
http://www.tomeaker.com/hg/100_0608.mov
272
posted on
12/31/2007 2:09:33 PM PST
by
TheMom
(That midget hates it when I do that.)
To: Eaker
273
posted on
12/31/2007 2:13:40 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: TheMom; Eaker; humblegunner; pax_et_bonum; Squantos
Here is the Daammnnn one - ROFL!! That one's a keeper.
274
posted on
12/31/2007 2:30:40 PM PST
by
Allegra
(That midget hates it when I do that.)
To: TheMom; humblegunner; Allegra
ROTFLMAO .....He blinked !........wuss !.......:o)
You’d think he has been sick and in the hospital errr sumpthin.......LOL !
Glad yer Ok Gunner !
275
posted on
12/31/2007 2:33:23 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
Comment #276 Removed by Moderator
To: Eaker; humblegunner
Good to see Mason’s looking well.
To: Tijeras_Slim
He is one happy pup.
He loves the country too.
278
posted on
12/31/2007 3:34:27 PM PST
by
Eaker
(If illegal immigrants were so great for an economy; Mexico would be building a wall to keep them in)
To: TheMom; Eaker; humblegunner; mylife; SouthTexas; pax_et_bonum; Allegra
Here is the Daammnnn one - Amateurs!
For Really Exciting FUN, build a few SPUD GUNS
Easy and cheap to build, a riot to use!!
(Disclaimer: Use body armor when shooting at each other!)
279
posted on
12/31/2007 3:59:56 PM PST
by
NYTexan
To: TheMom
280
posted on
12/31/2007 4:14:50 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(My KungFu is ten times power.©)
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