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We're Blowing Up Lemons Today (When Life Gives You Lemons, Blow Them Up)
lemon tree | 12/29/2007 | me

Posted on 12/29/2007 3:30:38 PM PST by pax_et_bonum

We're exploding lemons today.

humblegunner is letting Eaker explode lemons on his head. We have photos and video which will be posted very soon.

TheMom, Allegra, TheGirl, and me are all witnesses to this bizarre behavior.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Science; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: explosions; holdmybeer; lemonade; lemons; megatards; midget; tards; wondersluts
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To: Allegra

Little Bro said he is 100 miles north of you if your near route Tampa.......so he said a visit may not happen. Told him you liked to run around nekid and everything yet he said he couldn’t get there if he tried....


161 posted on 12/29/2007 10:56:14 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: TheMom

I as always will promise to ........try .......Mom !

When I retire you will get real tired of seeing me down there !


162 posted on 12/29/2007 10:57:38 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: TheMom; Squantos
Since Allegra is going to be able to make the TC Memorial Shoot, I think the proper thing for Squantos to do is to also show up!

I SO second that motion!

163 posted on 12/29/2007 11:00:48 PM PST by Allegra (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: Squantos
Little Bro said he is 100 miles north of you if your near route Tampa.......

Ah...lovely part of the world. Sorry he can't make it to my neighborhood, but I completely understand. It's not like hopping in the car and driving from Houston to Huffman (like I did today.)

Please give him my best and my gratitude.

164 posted on 12/29/2007 11:03:00 PM PST by Allegra (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: martin_fierro

LOL! Poor kid!


165 posted on 12/29/2007 11:05:21 PM PST by Allegra (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: Allegra; TheMom

I have to go thru Houston in May enroute to Florida for nieces graduation at FSU.......when ya have a date for the shoot let me know and maybe the trip there will coincide etc etc ....


166 posted on 12/29/2007 11:08:38 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: pax_et_bonum; Eaker; humblegunner; TheMom; Allegra; TheGirl

ROTFLMAO

I’ve seen a few comments that indicate someone might think a couple of y’all may be a brick shy of a full load, but y’all seem to me to be normal enough.

OTOH, maybe a Fruit of the Loom short of a full basket might apply though, LOL.
;^D

Looks like fun - wish I were there, heheh.


167 posted on 12/30/2007 1:01:32 AM PST by RebelTex (MOLON LABE!)
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To: Squantos; Allegra
...when ya have a date for the shoot let me know...

Saturday, May 3rd. The shoot will be held near Corpus Christi.

168 posted on 12/30/2007 1:40:50 AM PST by TheMom (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: pax_et_bonum; All; Eaker; humblegunner; Allegra; TheMom

Y’all have got to be kin to me.

HG, is this what we prayed for you to get well for? (/ mom mode)


169 posted on 12/30/2007 1:51:42 AM PST by hocndoc (http://www.LifeEthics.org)
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To: TheMom

Thanks!

I have to tell you, all four of us gathered around the computer to watch the video and laughed like idiots!

It must have been fun to be there!


170 posted on 12/30/2007 3:23:58 AM PST by netmilsmom (Financing James Marsden's kid's college fund, 1 ticket, 1 DVD at a time.)
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To: pax_et_bonum; Allegra
LMAO...it loaded finally! Holy crap...that is good.

Sis, did ya really pee yerself? hehehehehe
171 posted on 12/30/2007 3:45:06 AM PST by tongue-tied
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To: TheMom; Eaker; humblegunner; Allegra; pax_et_bonum

That is excellent! It looks like so much fun

Gunner...alcohol abuse is a crime! I never figured you for one who would allow a beer to fall from your hands ;~)


172 posted on 12/30/2007 4:58:45 AM PST by trussell (I'm a FREDeralist!)
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To: hocndoc
HG, is this what we prayed for you to get well for?

Heck yeah!

Having lemons exploded on my head is a sign of full recovery!

You hardly ever see ill folks with exploding lemons on their heads.

173 posted on 12/30/2007 5:31:09 AM PST by humblegunner (My KungFu is ten times power.©)
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To: pax_et_bonum; humblegunner

Love the bling, Gunner. :-)


174 posted on 12/30/2007 5:54:17 AM PST by RikaStrom (The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
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To: RikaStrom
Love the bling, Gunner.

I NEVER let anyone blow stuff up on my head without appropriate blingage, yo!

175 posted on 12/30/2007 6:14:18 AM PST by humblegunner (My KungFu is ten times power.©)
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To: JRios1968

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a tard with a lemon on his head.

LOL!

176 posted on 12/30/2007 6:19:44 AM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: TheMom; Squantos; Allegra; Eaker; humblegunner
Since Allegra is going to be able to make the TC Memorial Shoot, I think the proper thing for Squantos to do is to also show up!

....and let us blow up lemons on his head.

177 posted on 12/30/2007 6:24:34 AM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: RebelTex
ROTFLMAO

I’ve seen a few comments that indicate someone might think a couple of y’all may be a brick shy of a full load, but y’all seem to me to be normal enough.

OTOH, maybe a Fruit of the Loom short of a full basket might apply though, LOL.

;^D

Looks like fun - wish I were there, heheh.

Of course we're a Fruit of the Loom short of a full basket and PROUD OF IT!

You're welcome to join us anytime we blow things up on humble's head!

178 posted on 12/30/2007 6:29:12 AM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: TheMom

When is the TC Memorial Shoot? I’ve been so busy doing house things that I feel like I’ve been out of the loop. They never warn you about all the little extra things that creep up. I swear I have spent a ton, after buying the house, just to get things up to speed! GAH

How was your Christmas? :-)


179 posted on 12/30/2007 6:30:15 AM PST by RikaStrom (The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
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To: hocndoc
HG, is this what we prayed for you to get well for?

Of course!

humble says he can't believe that everybody doesn't blow up stuff on their heads!

180 posted on 12/30/2007 6:30:43 AM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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