DUmmie FUnnies 12-17-07 (HUffies unleash fury on Lieberman!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 17, 2007 | Ari Melber, HUffies, and Charles Henrickson

[doorgunner69]

Would anyone be surprised to find out that he crawled out of a hanger in Roswell, N.M.?

Nah, that was the Evil Elf.............

[doorgunner69]

He probably smells of stale "Old Spice and BO". . . .

Well, that's a lot better than what Osama Obama smells like, according to his wife...........

[Choose Ye This Day]

I WAS "TOUCHED" BY GORE

One of benburch's most vivid, recurrent fantasies.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I’d never heard the term before. According to something called “The Urban Dictionary:

Fench : paradoxical act of aggression - as a fench is entirely unprovoked, any retribution won’t serve as due revenge, because the revenge was provoked by the fench. No prior warning can be given to the victim, and a fench cannot be used as a threat, becase these both imply provocation of some sort - a fench must be an act of wanton, spontaneous violence.

In other words, an act of aggression so successful that full revenge is impossible.

Can be used in various forms to describe the act of aggression (usually resulting in comic humiliation of the victim), the aggressor and the victim, ie:

1. “I’ve just witnessed a particularly amusing fench”
2. “I’ve just been fenched”
3. “You’re worse than a b*st*rd - you’re a fencher!”

[Choose Ye This Day]

AT THIS POINT I AM SAD, ANGRY AND DISAPPOINTED.

And heavily, heavily medicated. Situation normal.

[Choose Ye This Day]

This thing was actually elected VP in 2000.

Now wait a second. I'm having a small episode of cognitive dissonance here.

Didn't AL GORE (peace be upon him) pick Joe Lieberman to be his running mate?

And isn't AL GORE (Hallelujah!) the SMARTEST man EVER to have walked this or any other earth (in the balance)? Al Gore, according to the DUmmies and the KOSsacks, is the savior of mankind, the White Knight of the Democrat Party, and the ONLY thing standing between the earth and environmental Armageddon. Al Gore can do no wrong. He is an intellectual and spiritual giant.

So why did he pick a "republicanderthal" like ol' Jooo Lieberman as a running mate, if he's so smart? Shouldn't he have known better?

[Dan Middleton]

The Lennon thing has to be one the strangest comments I’ve ever seen in one of these dispatches.

[rdl6989]

in my opinion, he should be relieved of his citizenship immediately . . .

Oh, that's real democratic of you HUffers.

[decal]

“This thing was actually elected VP in 2000. What could be scarier than that? We could this minute be a colony of Garkon5 following the vaporization of Pres. Gore.”

OK, so this means the Barking Moonbats (BM for short) are now GLAD they lost the Electoral College vote in 2000, right?

“Whew, we almost had JOE LIEBERMAN for VICE_PRESIDENT!? - thank Gaia/Chthulu/Ted Rall/whothehellever THAT didn’t happen!"

[decal]

“[Joe could not resist the Zell-Rays]”

I was always partial to the Zell-Vikings, myself.

[Arrowhead1952]

Kissin' Joe's "interests" lie entirely with ISRAEL AND ZIONISM, both of which are as FASCIST IN NATURE as is the entire BUSH/CHENEY/SCOTUS/REPUBLICAN/BLUE-DOG DEMOCRAT ENABLER CABAL, and yes, that includes Pelosi, Hoyer, Rahm Emanuel, Reid, Clinton and Feinstein to name but a few. . . .

DUmmies never cease to amaze me with their BDS.

[CT-Freeper]

I thought Hillary, Dodd, etc. supported Negative Ned, not Lieberman, because Ned was "the Party's choice." I don't know about Obama - I didn't realize he was told he should go.

They all supported Lieberman in the primary, as he had the incumbency. Once Lieberman lost the primary, most of the support went to Lamont (but not all).

[Army Air Corps]

I wonder what would John Lennon say and who would he vote for? To bad the CIA kill him.

Oy, not this shite again. I guess it never occurred to this twits that Yoko is a more likely candidate for being behind Lennon's death than the CIA. For the CIA, Lennon was hardly a blip on the radar - he was too damned stoned by then to be a threat to anyone but himself.

[kidd]

There should be a special level of Hell for Lieberman (if there really was such a thing as Hell)

This one cracked me up. You can just hear this DUmmie's though process: "Oops, did I write something remotely religious??? Well, rather than erase it and re-phrase my thoughts, I'll make my self-awarded politically correct moral superiority evident by correcting myself! Man, am I cool!"

[enewsreference]

And your point is...

[hsalaw]

That’s right; it was after Lamont won the primary that they defected from Lieberman. Thanks for the reminder.

[ShorelineMike]

As FR's resident Black Gay Conservative™, I am awarding a special Content of Their Character™ award to moonbat kayinmaine for her "Which does jackbooting …" comment on PJ's blog for this DUFU.

I will not soil FR by reproducing the entire comment here.

[SunkenCiv]

Nice job! :’D