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e-mail ^ | 12/11/07 | Anonymous Morrison

Posted on 12/11/2007 11:27:02 AM PST by MHGinTN

From:
chiezemorrison@aol.it

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To:
undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject:
CONTACT FEDEX COURIER SERVICE COMPANY
Date:
Monday, December 10, 2007 11:48:02 PM

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Good Day,

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for confirmation of your Bank Draft of 1.500, Million uk pounds, but I did not hear from you since for a couple of weeks now. Then I went to the Bank to confirm if the status of the Bank draft and Mr.James Dams  a Senior Manager  Bank of Africa told me that before the draft will get to your hand that it will expire. So I told him to repurchase the draft of 1.500, Million uk pounds to avoid losing this funds under expiration as I will be out of the country for a three {3 } Months Course and I will not come back till ending
of March 2008.

What you have to do now is to contact FEDEX COURIER SERVICES {FCS} as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your Consignment {FUNDS} to you because of the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the Shipping Charge and Insurance premium.The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICES to deliver your Consignment direct to your postal Address in your country is (£265) two hundred and sixty five uk pounds being Security Handling Fee of the Courier Company so far. As  contact them via their email address,they will advice you on how to send the £265 to them.

Moreover, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except (£265) two hundred and sixty five uk pounds. I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and i case of demurrage.You have to contact FEDEX COURIER SERVICES now for the delivery of the consignment with this information bellow;

Companys Name: FEDEX COURIER SERVICES
The Directors name is ( Mr Zeek Miller )
Telephone.......+229-93916721
Email Address:
fcspoffice@yahoo.fr 

Finally, make sure that you re-confirm your the bellow to them also;
Your relevant address of receiving
Your direct telephone number
Your Full name

to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number after you send them the fee to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your doorstep.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Handling fee of (£265) two hundred and sixty five uk pounds for their immediate action of delivering your consignment{fund}.NOTE THIS:  The FEDEX COURIER SERVICES don't know the contents of the Box. I registered it as a BOX of  AFRICA CLOTHS ONLY. They did not know the contents was money. this is to avoid them delaying with the BOX. Don’t let them know
that it box contents money{2, Million uk pounds} ok.

I am waiting for your urgent response.
Yours Faithfully,
Mr.Chieze Morrison


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: cons; crime; holidaygiving
I'm sure my fellow freepers are rejoicing with me!
1 posted on 12/11/2007 11:27:03 AM PST by MHGinTN
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To: MHGinTN

Have you called Zeek to be sure this is on the up-and-up? And will he pay you in CASH???


2 posted on 12/11/2007 11:30:30 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: All

Anyone know how much 265 UK pounds is in dollars? I wonder if I can do an escrow on that?


3 posted on 12/11/2007 11:31:25 AM PST by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: theDentist

According to the confidential communication, it is a box of African cloths ... are our thousand dollar bills ‘American cloths’?


4 posted on 12/11/2007 11:33:52 AM PST by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: Elsie; greyfoxx39; colorcountry; Colofornian; FastCoyote

Thought fellow flyin’ Inmans would get a kick out of this.


5 posted on 12/11/2007 11:37:38 AM PST by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: theDentist

I wonder, can FEDEX run a tracking on this ‘valuable’ box of ‘African cloths’ supposedly awaiting my acceptance in my name, address and phone number?


6 posted on 12/11/2007 11:42:20 AM PST by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: MHGinTN
Congrats...

I'm waiting on my front porch in the freezing rain right now, myself, for the Publisher's Clearinghouse Prize Mobile to pull up.....

LOL

7 posted on 12/11/2007 11:46:23 AM PST by traditional1 (Thompson/Hunter '08 OR Hunter/Thompson '08)
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To: MHGinTN

Wow! Just in time for “Xmas” too!!! What a wonderful opportunity to have your checking account “X”ed out, too!!!


8 posted on 12/11/2007 11:48:23 AM PST by Colofornian (Tell me why again people want to vote for someone whose next career stop is god's throne?))
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To: MHGinTN

How do you get on all these lucky lists?

You must spend way too much time on-line.


9 posted on 12/11/2007 11:50:11 AM PST by KC Burke (Men of intemperate minds can never be free...their passions forge their fetters.)
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To: MHGinTN
On the other hand, MHG, I took another look @ this & began to wonder if it almost sounded too Chiez-y (ya know, their inside joke as they laugh all the way to the...to the...to the...uh..."FEDEX COURIER SERVICES" where I'm sure this bait will satisfy every bated breath you take waiting anxiously!)

(I'll betcha this even takes you back to those anticipation childhood daze of Santa Claus, eh? Now widya have to post this at a time when we're all already struggling with envy & coveting???)

10 posted on 12/11/2007 11:55:29 AM PST by Colofornian (Tell me why again people want to vote for someone whose next career stop is god's throne?))
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To: KC Burke

Maybe it was when I responded to that offer for a free iPod and had to answer that endless list of questions reagrding an endless list of products and gave up after five minutes and never got my iPod?


11 posted on 12/11/2007 12:00:39 PM PST by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: MHGinTN

LOL.

It is like a telephone survey by the Democrats.

1.) What is your income level?
2.) Can it be converted to certified funds today?
3.) Please stand by for a wire transfer number....


12 posted on 12/11/2007 12:05:02 PM PST by KC Burke (Men of intemperate minds can never be free...their passions forge their fetters.)
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If you like this check out this guys hobby of getting back at these scammers
13 posted on 12/11/2007 12:11:56 PM PST by isaiah55version11_0 (For His Glory)
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To: MHGinTN

I rec’d a letter from Mrs. Clara Quaicoe, the manager of bills and exchange at the foreign remittance department of Caixa Catalunya Bank in Barcelona Spain.A gentleman who shares my surname was killed along with his entire family in a ghastly motor accident. He left behind an abandoned sum of 33.300m US dollars. All I have to do is send her my fax number so she can fax me the application to retrieve the funds. She assures me “this transaction is a hitch free” and that I “should not entertain any atom of fear”. It came via snail mail so it’s got to be legit right?


14 posted on 12/11/2007 1:45:13 PM PST by SlidingW (If winning isn't important, why keep score?)
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To: MHGinTN; FastCoyote
Obviously, you’re Mr. $ bags if you’ve been “identified” for this worthy honor.

Given these circumstances, I’ve wondered if you might consider placing a tidy investment in a new bank venture I’ve been considering…to be called the New Bank of Kirtland?

Also, did I tell you also of a potential new low-risk investment in rocks? (Not diamonds or precious jewels…but rather peepstones)?

This one peepstone revealed unto me the etchings on plates—China plates from the 14th century, I might add—about the prophet Mirage (pronounced Mirror-age). Maybe you’ve heard of him?

(This could lead to a tidy book deal, ya know…the Book of Mirage)

If ye elect to titheth unto these offerings, saith the peepstone, be sureth to acteth post hasteth.

15 posted on 12/11/2007 2:34:14 PM PST by Colofornian
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To: Colofornian
Hmm, sounds familiar! Now you've pulled my covers, revealing why I posted this scam. :-)
16 posted on 12/11/2007 2:49:24 PM PST by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: MHGinTN

“I’m sure my fellow freepers are rejoicing with me!”

When you get your money, perhaps you can help the poor Nigerian girl who needs money from me for her Dad’s heart surgery AND for her mother’s brain surgery. All I have to do is give her my bank account number.


17 posted on 12/11/2007 4:11:55 PM PST by FastCoyote
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To: SlidingW

do you think this is a scam,as i also have recieved a similar letter.


18 posted on 03/10/2008 3:31:37 PM PDT by tgg
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To: MHGinTN
I have so many wonderful friends in Nigeria, the European lottery, in the UK, in the Carribean, and other places over seas who are constantly offering me millions and millions of dollars.

It is so flattering to be so popular and have so many friends who have so much to give, or others who have so clearly communicated with my friends as to know and like me so well.

But, due to my own spartan life-style and my desire to simply earn my own way...I have had to turn them all down. They have repeatedly asked me to reconsider...all to no avail.

Good luck with your own wonderful opportunity! [/sarcasm]

19 posted on 03/10/2008 3:36:30 PM PDT by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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To: tgg

Very much so!


20 posted on 03/15/2008 6:32:02 PM PDT by SlidingW (If winning isn't important, why keep score?)
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