Have you called Zeek to be sure this is on the up-and-up? And will he pay you in CASH???
Anyone know how much 265 UK pounds is in dollars? I wonder if I can do an escrow on that?
Thought fellow flyin’ Inmans would get a kick out of this.
I'm waiting on my front porch in the freezing rain right now, myself, for the Publisher's Clearinghouse Prize Mobile to pull up.....
LOL
Wow! Just in time for “Xmas” too!!! What a wonderful opportunity to have your checking account “X”ed out, too!!!
How do you get on all these lucky lists?
You must spend way too much time on-line.
(I'll betcha this even takes you back to those anticipation childhood daze of Santa Claus, eh? Now widya have to post this at a time when we're all already struggling with envy & coveting???)
I rec’d a letter from Mrs. Clara Quaicoe, the manager of bills and exchange at the foreign remittance department of Caixa Catalunya Bank in Barcelona Spain.A gentleman who shares my surname was killed along with his entire family in a ghastly motor accident. He left behind an abandoned sum of 33.300m US dollars. All I have to do is send her my fax number so she can fax me the application to retrieve the funds. She assures me “this transaction is a hitch free” and that I “should not entertain any atom of fear”. It came via snail mail so it’s got to be legit right?
Given these circumstances, I’ve wondered if you might consider placing a tidy investment in a new bank venture I’ve been considering…to be called the New Bank of Kirtland?
Also, did I tell you also of a potential new low-risk investment in rocks? (Not diamonds or precious jewels…but rather peepstones)?
This one peepstone revealed unto me the etchings on plates—China plates from the 14th century, I might add—about the prophet Mirage (pronounced Mirror-age). Maybe you’ve heard of him?
(This could lead to a tidy book deal, ya know…the Book of Mirage)
If ye elect to titheth unto these offerings, saith the peepstone, be sureth to acteth post hasteth.
“I’m sure my fellow freepers are rejoicing with me!”
When you get your money, perhaps you can help the poor Nigerian girl who needs money from me for her Dad’s heart surgery AND for her mother’s brain surgery. All I have to do is give her my bank account number.
It is so flattering to be so popular and have so many friends who have so much to give, or others who have so clearly communicated with my friends as to know and like me so well.
But, due to my own spartan life-style and my desire to simply earn my own way...I have had to turn them all down. They have repeatedly asked me to reconsider...all to no avail.
Good luck with your own wonderful opportunity! [/sarcasm]