Posted on 12/05/2007 5:50:53 AM PST by PJ-Comix
PANTSUIT IN THE WIND
Tune: "Candle in the Wind"
Hello, Crusty Queen,
Though you never cleaned it at all,
You had the guts to wear your suit
While those around you crawled.
They crawled out of the odor
And they kept on holding their nose,
They shouted from a distance
And they begged you, "Change your clothes."
And it seems to me you wore your clothes
Like a pantsuit in the wind,
Never knowing what to change to
When the stains set in.
And I would have liked to have worn one,
But it would make me ill.
Your perfume wore out long before
Your pantsuit ever will.
I didn’t learn how to read or spell until 1st grade, but that was in the Stone Age, pre-Sesame Street. But even then, we weren’t writing essays yet. It was more like “See Spot run. Run, Spot, run!”
But let Rush Limbaugh do a parody like "Barack, the Magic Negro", based almost entirely on an LA Times article by a black liberal who used that exact term to describe Obama, as well as on remarks by Al Sharpton and Joe Biden, and there's Hell to pay.
If it goes on long enough, we may be able to get rid of BOTH of them the next time they run for their respective Senate seats.
You are a riot!
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