DUmmie FUnnies 12-05-07 (Hillary Prepares To Soil Obama)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 5, 2007 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

[Stentor]

I hope it's not true that someone in Clinton campaign said that they think Obama is uppity. Everyone knows that what other word is assoicated with uppity and it's not negro.

Anybody ask Roger Clinton what word uppity modifies?

[NRA1995]

What a thread title!

[AlexW]

“Obama capturing the nomination will be interesting.”

He better have some good insurance for Arkancide.
The Clinton’s best friend is the Grim Reaper.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Obama is reminiscent of a JFK or an Abe Lincoln.

Not sure I would use those two names to compare Obama to, especially with Hillary's track record with Fort Marcy Park.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Since Karl Marx is not available the DUmmies would prefer a king DUmmie like Dennis the Menace, but I did not realize that they would have such dislike for the Hildabeast. This is a good sign for us.

She probably hates this because you know deep down all she wants to do is scream out, "Hey DUmmies! Give me a chance! I am really an all-out Socialist, but I can't come right out and say it! Trust me. If you put me in office, I will bring Socialism to America!"

[rockrr]

I believe that sHrillary will be the nominee (”It is ordained”), but osama obama will nicely shred her before he bows out.

Barak Obama- the dhimmi tenderizer ;’}

[JLS]

True story. In kindergarten I actually thought Santa Claus was the president.

That belief would mean you were a Dimocrat in kindergarten. Or at least share that belief with many Dims of all ages.

[Paradox]

Conservative policies have already failed across the board under George W. Bush.

What a dolt. The only things under GWB that have been unmitigated successes have been the Conservative policies. But then again, in the Alternate Universe.....

[princess leah]

And to think we have Tim Russert to thank for that moment of honest journalism when he asked her about her views on illegal driver licenses? If she loses, Tim may have to move to another country and get into the witness protection plan...How do you like Aruba, Tim?

[steveegg]

“Let the bodies hit the dirt.” ‘also receiving votes’.

[Argus]

Conservative policies have already failed across the board under George W. Bush.

Tax cuts generated seven years of prosperity, saved us from a recession/depression after 9/11. Afghanistan liberated, Iraq liberated. Somatic stem cells vindicated as humane alternative to cloning and embryo destruction.

What failed across the board were GWB's attempts to appease liberals by adopting their policies. Huge new entitlements. No Kennedy Left Behind education boondoggle. Amnesty for illegal aliens. Putting the liberal State Department in charge of Iraq after our military victory, leading to a prolonged insurgency caused by their bungling. Et cetera.

[Charles Henrickson]

I hope it's not true that someone in Clinton campaign said that they think Obama is uppity.

Let's see, he's "clean," "articulate," "magic," and now, "uppity." And this comes from fellow Dems!

[Charles Henrickson]

So shrill Hill keeping with a bet she made with her hair dresser, pulls up her pants and demonstrates how butch she can be.

"Pulls up her pants"? No need. Ol' Crusty stands up all by itself.

CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
Tune: "Frosty the Snowman"

Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you'd discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.

Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev'ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
"Black is slimming, so they say."

She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .

Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
"We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary."

Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.

Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!

[Cheburashka]

Tim may have to move to another country and get into the witness protection plan...How do you like Aruba, Tim?

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If Tim goes into hiding from the Clinton Crime Family I’d suggest avoiding nice countries, defined as any country with nice warm sandy beaches. They’ll be checking those first.

Think Chad, Tim. Or Mongolia. Tierra del Fuego. The Yukon.

[Charles Henrickson]

internal polling showing her approval dropping faster then slick willies pen behind a women wearing a shirt skirt.

Slick Willie's pen is dropping?

Oh, his PEN.

Never mind.

[Charles Henrickson]

the women Oprahs endorsement have brought to his campaign. One such women when asked why she has changed her support from Hillary to Obama explains it this way, "Nothing personal but to me Obama is THE MAN!"

I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOVE HIM
(From the musical, "Barack Obama Superstar")
Tune: "I Don't Know How to Love Him"

I don't know why I love him,
My Barack, my Obama;
I've been charmed, yes really charmed,
By his trim physique, so slim and sleek--
I'm awed by his mystique.

I don't know why he's running,
I don't see any substance;
No real plan, flash in the pan,
And I've heard such empty words before
That when I close my eyes
He's just a bore.

But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.

Don't you think it's rather shallow
I should vote for this fellow?
I'm the one who's always been
So pure, so pissed, so feminist;
I don't need men, oh no--
He scares me so.

But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.

Yet, like in a romance novel,
I'm in love with a male model;
I've got to look! He signed my book!
My heart runs wild! I'll bear his child!
I want the world to know:
He's my "Big O"!
Obama, go!
I love you so!

[Charles Henrickson]

She won"t win over enough independents or Republicans because she is incredibly disliked. That is how the Dems will lose the WH nominating her.

Why do you think Lord Rove decreed that she will be your nominee?

[Charles Henrickson]

Hillary won't win in the general and is less and less popular the more we have to see and hear her, and Obama can't win in the general election so what are we doing..?

LOSING!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

Obama is reminiscent of a JFK

Jean-Fraud Kerry.

[Charles Henrickson]

Suddenly Donnie and Marie Osmond are back in the headlines. . . .

Marie will now sing the DUmmie favorite, "Paper Ballots":

PAPER BALLOTS
Tune: "Paper Roses"

I sure despise the way you guys are staring
With sideways looks like I'm a kook to ask;
Just give me paper now or I'll start swearing
And hit you fascists with my Guy Fawkes mask!

Paper ballots, paper ballots--
Oh, how real those ballots seem to be!
But they're only a placebo:
Diebold says we're voting GOP!

I knew that Rove would plot a perfect caper
And try to make me go and touch a screen;
But I won't vote unless it's made of paper,
So find the form I want or I will scream!

Paper ballots, paper ballots--
Oh, how real those ballots seem to be!
But they're only a placebo:
Diebold says we're voting GOP!
Diebold says we're voting GOP!