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City Rejects Boy Scouts Aid for Troops [Satire]
AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 17 Nov 2007 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/21/2007 2:38:40 PM PST by John Semmens

A Cambridge Massachusetts Boy Scout troop was baffled by a city official’s rejection of their donation of care packages for U.S. troops in Iraq. Cambridge officials objected that the Scouts’ donation was “political.”

“Look, the Boy Scouts are a homophobic organization,” said Richard Dickman, Community Relations Director for the city. “For us to have accepted their donation would have entailed an implicit endorsement of their hateful agenda.”

Dickman also contended that “supporting the troops like these Scouts are trying to do is not ‘politically neutral.’ It’s saying we are taking one side over another in the Iraq conflict. The City is against this war. We cannot sanction any act that might prolong it.”

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TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: boyscouts; gays; iraqwar; semisatire

1 posted on 11/21/2007 2:38:40 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

LOL, the real hatred is the left hatred of the Boy Scouts. The Boy Scouts don’t hate anyone.


2 posted on 11/21/2007 2:40:35 PM PST by Always Right
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To: John Semmens

Cut off all federal tax dollars going to any organization in the city.


3 posted on 11/21/2007 2:40:55 PM PST by Old Sarge (This tagline in memory of FReeper 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub)
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To: John Semmens

‘Dickman’ calls the boy scouts homophobic.

I swear you cannot make this stuff up.


4 posted on 11/21/2007 2:42:37 PM PST by Secret Agent Man
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To: Old Sarge

If I could be President for just one day, my Justice Department would move against Dick Dickman for criminal stupidity and harrassment of the Boy Scouts..


5 posted on 11/21/2007 2:44:11 PM PST by Rapscallion ("Racial Profiling" is a lawyers' term used to smear good citizens and to defend guilty clients.)
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To: John Semmens

You know what about his comment is striking too? That means that anytime a city does accept something or teams up with some outside organization or group, that DOES mean the city is officially endorsing what that outside group believes and promotes.

Amazing what a ‘tard this guy is.


6 posted on 11/21/2007 2:44:23 PM PST by Secret Agent Man
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To: John Semmens

If you are going to put up satire from your own blog, I wish you would label it as such.

People assume that “News/Activism” is news and activism. Just put “satire” in the title.


7 posted on 11/21/2007 2:45:57 PM PST by SampleMan (We are a free and industrious people. Socialist nannies do not become us.)
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To: John Semmens

Well, the Community Relations Director is living up to his name, and showing himself unfit for the job.


8 posted on 11/21/2007 2:52:18 PM PST by bcsco ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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To: John Semmens

The line between satire and reality grows fuzzier every day. These articles and the ones from Scrappleface could just as well have been written by AP, al Reuters, see-BS, Clinton News Network (CNN)or any of that ilk...


9 posted on 11/21/2007 2:58:04 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Your "dirt" on Fred is about as persuasive as a Nancy Pelosi Veteran's Day Speech)
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To: John Semmens
Typically --> The People's Republic of Cambridge. You can't make this stuff up.

Cambridge was the first city in MA to ban smoking in restaurants and bars. Then, they whined because the restaurant and bar industry wasn't an even playing field.

Cambridge psychos are still in deliberations about how to ban fat people.

Stay tuned for coming attrations!!!


10 posted on 11/21/2007 3:02:51 PM PST by xtinct (I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
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To: SampleMan; John Semmens; All
I apologize to John Semmens. It was my fault for not realizing my settings had “bloggers” in it.

It is very funny satire.

11 posted on 11/21/2007 3:49:44 PM PST by SampleMan (We are a free and industrious people. Socialist nannies do not become us.)
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To: John Semmens
Richard Dickman is terribly anti-American, and all he wants to do is go camping with young boys, by himself, so he can have sex with them.

Guy is making it socially and politically difficult for all the gays elsewhere who don't want anyone to know their position ~ and I don't mean "wide stance" ~

12 posted on 11/21/2007 5:04:31 PM PST by muawiyah
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To: John Semmens

But being Scoutaphobic and troopaphobic is okay - these people are worms


13 posted on 11/24/2007 9:37:15 PM PST by maine-iac7 (",,,but you can't fool all of the people all the time" LINCOLN)
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