Posted on 11/19/2007 3:09:50 PM PST by John Semmens
Senator John Kerry (D-Mass.), whose 2004 presidential campaign was dogged by critics of his Vietnam War record, said he has personally accepted billionaire Texas oilman T. Boone Pickens’ offer to pay $1 million to anyone who can disprove even a single charge of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.
“While I could show that everything they said about me was a lie, I will be merciful and merely refute the one charge Mr. Pickens requires for payment,” Kerry announced.
Kerry said the charge he will refute is that he is a “lying weasel” (Mustela kathiah). “I am a human being,” Kerry insisted. “A simple DNA test will verify that. The money is as good as mine.”
“Also, claims that I am a scumbag are totally fictitious - I just happen to carry my scum in a sack!”
While I could show that everything they said about me was a lie, I will be merciful and merely refute the one charge. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Form 180 please, that’s all we ask.
>>Kerry said the charge he will refute is that he is a “lying weasel” (Mustela kathiah).<<
Not so fast there Flipper. That’s only half of the charge. You possibly may not be a weasel but you certainly are a liar.
So, he’s signed his form 180, then?
He signed it before he erased it.
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