Posted on 11/08/2007 6:29:39 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Adding injury to the embarrassment the Democrats suffered over Dennis Kucinich's resolution to impeach Dick Cheney as chronicled here in yesterday's EDITION of the DUmmie FUnnies, comes now the Moonbat screechings of a HUffington Post blogger on this topic. If you think that it is just the anonymous wack jobs posting on the HUffPo who are the biggest Moonbats, you would be wrong in the case of Bob Cesca who outdoes the NUttiness of those unknown ranters as you can see in his HuffPo BLOG titled, "The Impeachment Of Dick Cheney." So let us now watch Bob Cesca and his fellow Moonbats screech loudly in the night sky in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the Moonbats are the ones leading the leftwing lemmings over the impeachment cliff, is in the [brackets]:
The Impeachment Of Dick Cheney
[Before the Chimpeachment of You Know Who.]
Public perception can beat the shit out of political nuance. The Bush Republicans know this and they have abused it for their own nefarious ends. The Democrats, on the other hand, have somehow overlooked this very basic rule of 21st Century American politics, which is a shame since they would more often than not use it for the betterment of the nation.
[Nasty EVIL Republicans for giving the Leftwing nutcases what they wanted by voting with them against tabling the Kookcinich impeachment resolution.]
After all, one year ago yesterday, we elected the Democrats in overwhelming numbers to amplify our screaming voices to a decibel loud enough to penetrate the unchecked corridors of power in Washington -- we hired this party to speak for us and to use this expressed authority to end the war and to hold this historically unpopular executive regime accountable.
[Democrats were elected to amplify your screeching Moonbat voices.]
To date and with the exception of some admirable investigations by a few standout lawmakers, the Democrats have done nothing to make good on their mandate from you and me.
[Not rabid enough for Cesca's tastes.]
It was yesterday, on the one year anniversary of the collapse of Karl Rove's thousand-year Reich, when the Democrats subjected themselves to both public embarrassment and public disgrace, and each within a few hours of the other.
[Revenge of the Rovian Thousand-Year Reich. Hee! Hee!]
The public disgrace was naturally Senator Schumer's and Senator Feinstein's votes to endorse the Bush administration's pro-torture policy. Make no mistake, despite their wet-bread excuses, that's what they did, say nothing of their endorsement of the regime's unitary executive theory. The reality of the committee vote -- the Democrats' failure to hold their voter-mandated high ground -- is what history will remember. Not the excuses.
[A sure sign of a Moonbat is whey they use the term "regime" when referring to the Bush administration.]
As for the public embarrassment, I'm referring of course to the floor vote on whether to bury a resolution calling for the impeachment of Vice President Cheney. It was a one act tragic-comedy about how f*cked up and bizarre our nation has become this decade -- all of it concentrated into a single hour of legislative insanity on C-SPAN.
[That tragic-comedy still has me laughing. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]
Vice President Dick Cheney: the most subversive political villain of our time was let off the hook yesterday and the Democrats did all of the heavy lifting to make it happen. Dick Cheney: a man who has proudly committed innumerable high crimes, among them a trillion dollar fraud perpetrated upon the American people and the world -- a fraud which has resulted in nearly 30,000 American casualties and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi casualties. And now he's trying it again with Iran.
[You're on a roll, Bob. Keep screeching!]
Yet there was Steny Hoyer desperately trying to bury this thing; the Republicans, meantime, overwhelmingly voting in favor of the resolution -- daring the Democrats to make it real.
[Hee! Hee!]
Sure, you and I understand the backwards strategy behind the political theater. The Republicans thought that a debate on the impeachment of Dick Cheney would embarrass the Democrats. Run away! Run away! They said it'll embarrass us, so I guess it will! Run away!
[And those EVIL Republicans guessed correctly.]
But this begs the question, what made them believe they'd be embarrassed by the clown-car party of Brownie, Mark Foley, Larry Craig and Alberto Gonzales? Easy. Congressman Boehner made them believe it when he strategically rallied enough GOP votes to force a debate. They literally and brazenly dared the Democrats to allow an impeachment debate on the House floor. See, the Republicans still hold a collection of Democratic balls inside a cryogenic flask hidden somewhere on the Mall.
[We dare you. We DOUBLE DARE you. Hee! Hee!]
If only the Democrats were attentive enough to the people to realize that a majority of Americans, including a majority of independent voters, support the impeachment of Dick Cheney, they would've treated the resolution with a little more respect. If they acknowledged their mandate and discarded their predictably impotent political habits, they would have had the mettle to at least debate the resolution and entered into the record their collective objections to the vice president's malfeasance, as well as forced into the record the Republican Party's inexplicable support for the man's attempt to undermine their authority. History demands this.
Instead, by engaging in such an awkwardly amateurish fire drill on the floor of the House, Hoyer managed to inject his misguided capitulation into the national debate. He might not know this, but there exists cable news and internet blogs, both thirsting for material. Now, millions of people know that the House Democrats dropped their short pants and stumbled away from the task of holding the vice president accountable -- their trousers bunched around their ankles restricting normal locomotion -- simply because the Republicans dared them to act.
[Hee! Hee!]
And so in trying to avoid a so-called public embarrassment, they publicly embarrassed themselves anyway.
[Yup!]
The average voter doesn't have the time or the patience to analyze the bullshit parliamentary chess match -- the twisted Möbius Loop Beltway routine of asinus asinum fricat. What people know is that Congressman Kucinich introduced a resolution, symbolic or not, to impeach Dick Cheney, and the Democratic leadership crumbled under the weight of a Republican dare -- the House majority leader barely mustering the hand-eye coordination to kill it.
This is what you get when you acquiesce to the Bush Republicans. Under the new rules of American politics, Bush Republicans don't compromise. They don't meet anyone halfway on the important issues. They push back even harder. Popularity doesn't matter. Polls don't matter. To the neocons and Bush Republicans, logic, compassion, reason and rationality are the stuff of the "faggy" left wing.
[What are you complaining about, Bob? The Republicans SUPPORTED the Kookcinich impeachment resolution by voting against tabling it. They met you kooks MORE than halfway. They supported you folks on this ALL the way and yet you STILL complain!]
.....We don't expect hand-holding and mutual masturbation between the Bush Republican White House and the Democratic Congress. No-one has ever assumed the president would compromise on anything anyway. But we assumed -- perhaps wrongly -- that the Democrats would stick him. We expected a fight, and that's why we voted for Democrats a year ago yesterday. And if they should ever decide to collectively stand up and fight, we will gladly elect more of them a year from now.
[We now leave Cesca's crybabying about the EVIL Republicans who supported the Kookcinich resolution to join his equally crazed Moonbat followers...]
You are dead on straight about the Dems & how stooopid they are to think they can compromise with the neocon nazis in the WH.
[Republicans gave the kooks what they wanted and they continue wailing like crybabies.]
We need something drastic (like there hasn't been enough already!) to shake this country off their couches and take action. I wish they would reinstate the draft. That would certainly wake up a few people.
[LOL! How dare the Republicans not live up to our dire prediction of them reinstating the draft!]
Rove through his covert agents, has been trying to get the democrats to attempt impeaching all year while he still has had control of the republicans. He wanted the democrats to attempt to impeach and if that was successful, the trial would take place in the Senate where they would both be acquitted.
[Impeachment is really a secret Rovian plot.]
Feinstein and Schumer are complicit in an ongoing criminal conspiracy!
[They are subcribers to the Protocols of the Elders of Neocon.]
A revolution is the only way out.
[Screeched the flying Moonbat.]
bob, do you really think that rove is out of business? - isn't it somewhat naive to think that rove isn't orchestrating the coming rudy vs. hillybilly debacle? - and this time there are none of those pesky political people looking over his shoulder while he does it
[Master Rove never sleeps!]
Steny is an idiot and should be tossed out of party...take Schumer, LIEberman, Feinstein and as many blue dogs and exile them to Antarctica!
[Is Steny a "neocon?"]
Also shocked by Conyers saying how "BUSY" the Dems were and that impeachment would be oh so annyoingly time consuming...Dems are AFRAID of being labeled a "do-nothing" Congress...don't worry John Conyers...put on Stevie Wonder's "You Haven't Done Nothin"...even though the song is almost 25 years old, it fits you useless Dems perfectly.
[FUnnie, but Conyers doesn't look "neocon."]
These Elmer Fudd Democrats are terrified of the "Mean ol We-publican Wabbits". Remember how ol Bugs always got Elmer to shoot himself in the face? These Democrats are a total disgrace.
[What's Opera, Doc?]
At least we don't worship a demented, dry drunk, mass murderer with the IQ of a gnat and his evil Machiavellian puppet master.
[Hey, there's always an up side to an embarrassing situation.]
When asked to remove the worst despot in American history, this group of Congressional Democrats cowered. History will judge them harshly.
[Screeched the hyperbolic Moonbat.]
You are so right, and thethe International Court of Justice in the Hague is the answer... Some Non Governmental Organizations have been trying... Meanwhile, we have to roll up our shirts and get busy with funding efforts like Kucinich....
[A sure sign of a Moonbat is his invocation of The Hague when the impeachment process appears to be going nowhere.]
A coup that started with the assination of John Kennedy when he tried to wrest this country currancy away from the Federal Reserve Board which is this country branch of the global banking cartel. Then they had to get rid of Bobby because he went after J.Edgar Hoover's pals in the mob. Of course Dr. King had to go for obvious reasons. And lastly John Lennon. Any and all heroic figures that could unite and rally the people had to go, that's why we've Nazi thugs in the Whitehouse and perverted spineless leeches in congress. Only Kucinch and Ron Paul the fascist scum in their respective parties and I fear for their lives.
[13 year old Karl Rove orchestrated the JFK "assination" back in 1963.]
So Mr. Cesca, to begin with you are calling Karl Rove, Adolph Hitler are you? Good Start. Liberals you had the opportunity yesterday to bring VP Cheney to account for the crimes you believe he committed and your own party chose to avoid the issue. Dick Cheney committed no crimes so I would be more than happy to air these crazy charges you want to bring against him. Maybe, you could even prove that Dick brought down the World Trade Center. Ah, I believe the mother ship is calling you up for consultation.
[Bob Cesca's mother ship is the UFO that was spotted by Dennis in Roswell.]
Add Steney Hoyer to the list of accessories to High Treason.
[Send Steny to The Hague!]
Thank goddess someone finally gave us the news on Kucinich's work yesterday
[Please be more specific in the future---Thank goddess GAIA.]
First, everyone that has had it with Nancy, Steny and Harry needs to get active in their local Democratic party and take back our party! Then, target those that aren't really Democrats and get rid of them. It won't be easy and it will take more than blogging, but it can be done. I don't think there is any other way, because clearly the Demwits aren't listening to us anymore than Neonuts are.
[Let the internal political purges begin!]
I've been a Democrat all my life, but I now formally disavow them. I really despair for this country if our elected representatives can't stand up against lame-duck King George. Is it worth waiting to see what happens in the presidential elections? Will it make any difference in the downward slide of this country?
[No. Now fly back to your Moonbat cave and hibernate for a year.]
Should this Republic survive, we'll come-a-lookin' for those who sold us out to the Neo Cons.
[The Bolsheviks will come-a-liquidatin'.]
We are doomed, no doubt about it.
[Clucked the Moonbat morphing into Chicken Little.]
Oh, Bob, between you and The Rude Pundit over at Blogspot I'm not sure which one is a brighter part of my day.
[I'm not sure which one is a bigger Moonbat.]
You said it, brother Cesca. Appeasement of fascists only emboldens them. If a Democratic presidential candidate were to begin using the expression "Bush Crime Syndicate" he or she would vault into the lead . . . I believe.
[He or she would vault into the asylum . . . I believe.]
The "impeach Cheney" rant is so transparent: Get rid of Cheney first, then impeach Bush. That way the Dems are not faced with Cheney stepping in as President after Bush is ousted. Anyone with half a brain can see that gambit: it will never fly.
[Shh! Don't discourage the Moonbats from their Impeachment Comedy Theater!]
The Orange Revolution begins today!
Rove is always working, even through his Rovert agents.
Yet, these same moonbats think that appeasement of the Islamofacists is the answer to end terrorism.
THE ROVENESS OF ROVE
Tune: "The Wonder of You"
When no one else can make decisions,
When all opponents are afraid--
One man has might that can't be measured,
Nor can the strength of Rove be weighed.
From his perfect storms he likes to throw
His lightning bolts like Jove;
That's the Roveness,
The Roveness of Rove.
When he says "Jump!" the press says "How high?"
They kneel before him, kiss his ring;
He sees all, knows all, and controls all;
He has his puppets on a string.
I'll watch the moonbats get all caught up in
The tangled web he wove;
That's the Roveness,
The Roveness of Rove.
I'll watch the moonbats get all caught up in
The tangled web he wove;
That's the Roveness--
The Roveness of Rove!
Or stick them on an ice floe in the Arctic with hungry polar bears and Wrong Way Flanagan!
Him too!
Kucinich is the only sane one left!
It's one of those "Motown" records you people like so much.
So who was the BEST despot in American history?
I'm picturing those two angry protester gals. No thanks.
OK, let's get our list straight. Impeachments will proceed in this order:
Nancy Pelosi
Steny Hoyer
John Conyers
Harry Reid
Diane Feinstein
Chuck Schumer
Joe Lieberman
Dick Cheney
George Bush
That's a tall order to accomplish in a little over a year. Can you do a class action impeachment or something like that?
It's over! The world is OVER!! And all because the Republicans are letting Kucinich have impeachment hearings, the very thing you Moonbats have been crying for!
Hey! Maybe KUCINICH is a Rovian Rovert agent! And maybe you MOONBATS YOURSELVES are under the mind-control of Rove! That does it! IMPEACH KUCINICH! IMPEACH YOURSELVES!
Kucinich's next move! A sure-fire winner!
I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Democratic Underground Activist Corps, or, as I prefer to call them, DUmmie Slacktivist Corpse.
Now you’ve done it! Do you know how hard it is to laugh quietly when I’m looking at this in the office with people in cubes around me? I’m about to bust a gut!
Woo hoo! Petronski sighting!! Welcome back, Petronski, we’ve missed you!!!
The muse must have you on speed-dial, Charles. I mean, anyone can put new words to songs, but your gift of locking into the context, connecting that to the song, and then adding all those damn touches...it’s nothing short of inspired.
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