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I received an e-mail from a bartenders magazine this morning. Hee! Hee!
1 posted on 10/17/2007 6:24:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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PING!


2 posted on 10/17/2007 6:26:10 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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I admit it, I am the phony attacker.


3 posted on 10/17/2007 6:27:26 AM PDT by Always Right
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TT!


5 posted on 10/17/2007 6:28:12 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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WOO HOO!! Top 10!!!


7 posted on 10/17/2007 6:29:08 AM PDT by Dooderbutt (Al Gore - now the most sanctimonious lardbutt Yank on the planet ~ D. Thompson)
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When Republican sidewalks attack ... Any word on the party affiliation of the contractors that built the sidewalk?

Concrete evidence in a rock solid case.

8 posted on 10/17/2007 6:32:15 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat; but they know what's best for us)
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My theory: domestic abuse. Every time a woman gets her teeth knocked out by a man, she always says “I fell down,” just like Randi’s doing here.


9 posted on 10/17/2007 6:32:27 AM PDT by YourAdHere (Buy My Book, Bradypalooza, from Amazon.Com)
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10 posted on 10/17/2007 6:36:35 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Cleveland Indians 2007, Fred Thompson 2008)
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Elliott was extremely agitated when he reported on the incident.

Translation: Elliot was off his meds and despondent over the fact that his psychiatrist wants him committed.

14 posted on 10/17/2007 6:44:43 AM PDT by johnny7 ("But that one on the far left... he had crazy eyes")
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Just wondering...

Is that anywhere near the office of Rosie O’Donut’s therapist? Do we know of Rosie’s whereabouts that evening?


15 posted on 10/17/2007 6:46:12 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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What does all of this prove? That we all have blind spots, and that we can all get carried away.. Of course, the reality of Bushies being mentally similar to Nazis doesn’t make staying calm and collected after something like this happens.

The first two sentences here make the DUer a candidate for a Kewpie doll in a moment of brief mental clarity. The next sentence shows how brief that moment really was.


17 posted on 10/17/2007 6:49:21 AM PDT by Frank L
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It looks like Eliot got carried away, and in turn he gave many of us reason to get carried away

Since when does DUmmieland need a reason to get carried away?

18 posted on 10/17/2007 6:54:03 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Mr. President and Congress: This is OUR country and don't you forget it!)
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Police Release Composite Sketches of Suspects in Randi Rhodes Assault

Watch out for this prick! It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High!

19 posted on 10/17/2007 6:55:45 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Mr. President and Congress: This is OUR country and don't you forget it!)
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I hope there's something to catch this bastard.

That.....tallywhacker....had a mole on it...

20 posted on 10/17/2007 6:57:32 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Mr. President and Congress: This is OUR country and don't you forget it!)
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October 16-NEW YORK-On Sunday evening, October 14, Air America host Randi Rhodes experienced an unfortunate incident hindering her from hosting her show. The reports of a presumed hate crime are unfounded. Ms. Rhodes looks forward to being back on the air on Thursday.

An the DUmmies continue screaming, "BUT....BUT...BUT....THAT PENIS HAD A MOLE ON IT AND THAT MOLE IS THE KEY TO IT!!!"

22 posted on 10/17/2007 7:01:41 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Mr. President and Congress: This is OUR country and don't you forget it!)
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Randi Rhodes is the Victim of a Violent Attack

MUST be the BFEE!!!

24 posted on 10/17/2007 7:10:44 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PJ is a Rhodes scholar.)
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I can't find this Rhodes assaulted by 14 Ketel One Bloody Marys anywhere in DUmmieLand!

What's up with that!? Someone NEEDS to post this story over there ASAP!

25 posted on 10/17/2007 7:10:44 AM PDT by RogerWilko
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And after causing all the fuss, Elliott backpedaled furiously last night, saying, "I shouldn't have speculated based on hearsay that Randi Rhodes had been mugged and that it may have been an attack from a right-wing hate machine."

Fake but accurate.....

26 posted on 10/17/2007 7:10:55 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Mr. President and Congress: This is OUR country and don't you forget it!)
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Randi Rhodes was mugged on Sunday night on 39th Street and Park Ave, nearby her Manhattan apartment, while she was walking her dog Simon.

She may need the hair of the dog.

27 posted on 10/17/2007 7:12:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PJ is a Rhodes scholar.)
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Rhodes was beaten up pretty badly, losing several teeth. . . .

An Inconvenient Tooth.

(Just for the record, lest we be accused of delighting in personal injury to Ms. Rhodes, we do not.)

30 posted on 10/17/2007 7:17:35 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PJ is a Rhodes scholar.)
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will probably be off the air for at least the rest of the week.

Who will notice?

31 posted on 10/17/2007 7:18:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PJ is a Rhodes scholar.)
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