Posted on 09/03/2007 11:53:32 AM PDT by Digital Disaster
Iran's Ahmadinejad has 'proof' U.S. won't attack
TEHRAN - In a speech to academics, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said his confidence the United States will not attack Iran is based on proof that comes from his mathematical skills as an engineer and faith in Allah.
"I told them I am an engineer and I am examining the issue. They do not dare wage war against us and I base this on a double proof," he said in the speech on Sunday. "For hours, I write out different hypotheses. I reject, I reason. I reason with planning and I make a conclusion. They cannot make problems for Iran.'"
President Ahmadinejad then displayed the results of his calculations, drawing enthusiastic applause from the audience. Many who saw the calculations voiced relief that the U.S. would not attack. One scientist said, "I have seen the proof, and know that it is completely impossible for the U.S. to attack our country. We tell Bush to bite us."
Commentary: I also have a scientific background, and after carefully examining the proof I have to concur that it is scientifically impossible for the U.S. to attack Iran. We are, in fact, at their mercy.
I have to admit that Hitler is in good shape for his age.
He needs a shave though. The Middle Eastern sun sure has tanned him.
AND NOW...
FOR SOMETHING
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT...
A MAN WITH A TAPE RECORDER
UP HIS NOSE.
< cue raspberry sounds... brrrppffffttttt! >
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