Michael Vick Job Opportunity

The Husaria ^ | 8/26/07 | WingedHussar1683

[Winged Hussar]

Now that Michael Vick is going to plead guilty to a conspiracy charge related to the dog fighting allegations against him, he is likely to be suspended from the National Football League, possibly for life. He and his co-defendants (who have already pleaded guilty) should rest assured, however, that a multitude of job opportunities await them that will make extensive use of their unique talents.

As reported by the Washington Post (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/24/AR2007082402081.html?hpid=topnews),

In or about April 2007, PEACE, PHILLIPS, VICK, and two others “rolled” or “tested” additional “Bad Newz Kennels” dogs by putting the dogs through fighting sessions at 1915 Moonlight Road to determine which animals were good fighters. PEACE, PHILLIPS, and VICK agreed to the killing of approximately 6-8 dogs that did not perform well in “testing” sessions at 1915 Moonlight Road and all of those dogs were killed by various methods, including hanging and drowning. VICK agrees and stipulates that these dogs all died as a result of the collective efforts of PEACE, PHILLIPS, and VICK. . . .

This sounds like the perfect resume for numerous jobs in one of the world’s fastest-growing economies. As reported by Dogs and Cats: Tortured for Taste in China (http://www.all-creatures.org/articles/video-dogscats.html):

Torture = Taste according to SOME Chinese in remote parts of South China, ...Due to this incorrect theory, animals are routinely hacked to pieces, skinned and boiled alive in an attempt to add flavor.

…It is estimated that up to 10 million dogs are slaughtered every year in China, many deliberately slowly and cruelly in the belief that “torture equals taste”, whilst all suffer the stress and pain of being farmed in concentrated numbers before being killed in a variety of ways which rarely ensures a quick and humane death.

[Winged Hussar]

Communist China = Asia's Bad Newz Kennels

In any event, Communist China’s total contempt for human life, whether it involves murdering political prisoners to harvest their organs, selling poisoned toothpaste and unsafe toys, and so on is entirely consistent with its contempt for animal life, as shown by state-sanctioned animal cruelty and its sale of toxic pet food to Americans.

[Senator Goldwater]

Vick should be sent to Iraq or Afghanistan, where he work for something larger than himself.

But then, he’s no Pat Tillman.

[Taffini]

Don’t forget the tires