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DUmmie FUnnies 08-21-07 (KOmmies Outraged At Hillary For Claiming Surge Is Working)
NewsBusters ^ | August 21, 2007 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/21/2007 3:51:50 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

As soon as I heard last night that Hillary Clinton had (sort of) stated the obvious truth that the surge is WORKING, I knew the leftwing blogosphere would go into an uproar as a result as you can see in this KOmmie THREAD titled, "HRC sez surge working." The Democrats went way out on the limb by claiming defeat in Iraq was inevitable only to see that defeatist limb sawed off by the success of the surge. Right now Hillary is trying to triangulate her way back to the tree but it seems not to be working this time. She has apparently triangulated her way into the ire of the Left and it is FUn to watch. So let us now enjoy the spectacle of the Left slamming Hillary for her admission of surge success in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, not wishing for any closeup views of Hillary's triangulation, is in the [brackets]:

HRC sez surge working

[Read it and weep, KOmmies. Your INEVITABLE nominee for president is stating the obvious truth in the midst of her desperate triangulation.]

I'm a vet of the 04 primary wars and have since abstained from such activity here. And I'm willing to give any of the candidates the benefit of the doubt and watch as the campaign unfolds. But statements like these really give me pause about Hillary Clinton:

[GASP! You...you mean Hillary might be an OPPORTUNIST???]

New military tactics in Iraq are working but the best way to honor U.S. soldiers is "by beginning to bring them home," Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton told war veterans Monday.

[This is like saying that the Normandy invasion worked so let's bring the troops home right now before they can capture Paris.]

Is this the infamous triangulation at work?

[Yup! Hillary knows she has the Democrat nomination wrapped up but now has to triangulate for the voters in the general election. And now to hear the KOmmie outrage...]

Hillary's a warmonger. She gets off on all the killing, just like Republicans do. There are things to like about Hillary. She's better than any Republican. But her bloodlust just crosses too important a line for me to support her.

[Another voter for Nader '08.]

I think it's more political opportunism than genuine bloodlust. Remember the movie "The Third Man"? There's a scene where Jospeh Cotten is with Orson Welles on the Ferris wheel and Cotten asks Welles why he sold tainted medicine (whoch killed some children) on the black market and Welles replied "For the money." That's Hillary, it's all "for the votes".

[Hillary Lime.]

But she has this need to appear Thatcherlike and strong so that no one can accuse her of being a wussie Democratic peacenik.

[As opposed to a manipulative triangulator.]

She does want the Jewish vote and she does want the anti war vote and she does want those who believe in war and fighting, just not more of the same in Iraq. So she is juggling a few balls in the air on this one.

[Including her own.]

That anyone who voted to authorize this war is too stupid, cynical, or malicious to deserve to ever be elected to any public office ever again.

[You just eliminated Hillary and the Pink Sapphire.]

I'm preemptively sick to my stomach at the thought of defending H.Clinton's views, as a grassroots volunteer for the Democratic Party. And these are the views she's expressing NOW, before the famous "move to the right" for the General election.

[Preemptive nausea on the part of a KOmmie at the thought that Hillary will be his nominee.]

Yeah I know if she gets the nomination, we know the drill. We will vote for her. But in the meantime, I wish to hell she would just speak clearly and come out against this stupid war without "on the one hand, but on the other hand"

[IOW, you don't like Hillary's hand jobs?]

Al Gore, please jump in and save us from this phony

[When Algore straps on his prosthetic crotch enhancer, you'll know he is ready to run.]

Well, this isn't the whole speech. She also said the best way to honor the troops is to bring them home.

[Triangulation: Having it both ways at once.]

She has put up with a philandering lothario of a husband because he suits her lifestyle and ambitions. So she has learned to compromise, deny, and focus on the gray areas. Why are we surprised. I voted for Kerry because I bought the he looks so presidential after Georgie boy who couldn't even say his own name straight out. Then Kerry began to trip over his own tongue. If you tell the truth you don't have to have a good memory so you don't have to dissemble. You may make mistakes and that is what I think Edwards did. He just didn't have it in him to say no no no. But why didn't he? Why this need to be liked so much, to please everyone? Well personally I know that it catches more flies than vinegar.

[I know something that attracts a lot of flies.]

Remember the '04 convention, when the Party stalwarts coalesced around Kerry, even though he carried the most baggage of any candidate.. Conventional wisdom, like all other talk, is cheap, yet it has cost our country dearly, and id hillary is the nominee, it will cost us our souls.

[Monsters from the Hillary id... Like you, the Krell forgot one deadly danger..their own subconscious hate and lust for destruction. The beast. The mindless primitive.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: angrydems; hillaryclinton; iraq; iraqsurge; kommies; progress
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To: PJ-Comix
“Yeah I know if she gets the nomination, we know the drill. We will vote for her.”

Of course you will, you ignorant buffoon, and the rest of the clowns in that little car will, too.

You don’t really care about this, you debased weasel - you think the troops are suckers for enlisting in the first place, you laugh at every MSM report about brave soldiers’ being killed in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the only reason you don’t join Fred Phelps’ merry band of lemurs is you’re stupid enough to believe they’re really Christians.

You’re just afraid the American electorate will see this for what it is - and you’d be right, for a change.

41 posted on 08/21/2007 8:47:58 PM PDT by decal ("The Political Advisor Is IN.")
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To: PJ-Comix
“’New military tactics in Iraq are working but the best way to honor U.S. soldiers is by beginning to bring them home,’ Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton told war veterans Monday.”

[This is like saying that the Normandy invasion worked so let’s bring the troops home right now before they can capture Paris.]

And only someone as politically tin-eared as HR(C)H would fail to see how nonsensical this statement is.

And only a state as eaten-up with Barking Moonbattery (BM for short) as New York would elect something like this to the Senate.

She’s already found her level of incompetence; the Peter Principle (or perhaps the Peter Paul Principle) will ensure this cockroach doesn’t find anything better to step in and mess up.

42 posted on 08/21/2007 8:56:08 PM PDT by decal ("The Political Advisor Is IN.")
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm a vet of the 04 primary wars

The only "war" you've ever fought it, KOmmie.

43 posted on 08/21/2007 8:59:20 PM PDT by darkangel82 (Socialism is NOT an American value.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Mr. Silverback; SoothingDave

Into the Top 44 like a guy who was busy yesterday!


44 posted on 08/22/2007 9:13:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A day late and $10 short.)
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To: PJ-Comix
...id [sic] hillary is the nominee, it will cost us our souls.

It already has. I tried to warn you guys. She Who Must Not Be Named must eat your souls - if she were after brains she'd starve.

45 posted on 08/22/2007 9:37:13 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: PJ-Comix
Is this the infamous triangulation at work?

One of them.


46 posted on 08/22/2007 9:45:02 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Hillary's Lovely Lezzies.)
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To: PJ-Comix
There are things to like about Hillary.

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{crickets chirping}

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47 posted on 08/22/2007 9:51:19 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Give me a minute, I'll think of something. . . .)
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To: Talking_Mouse
her bloodlust just crosses too important a line for me. . . .

Spoken by an abortion supporter, no doubt.

48 posted on 08/22/2007 9:53:18 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Abortion: For The Children.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
I'm preemptively sick to my stomach at the thought of defending H.Clinton's views, as a grassroots volunteer for the Democratic Party.

I predict record sales of Pepto-Bismol next year.

49 posted on 08/22/2007 9:58:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Especially in the blue states.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Al Gore, please jump in. . . .

EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL!!!

50 posted on 08/22/2007 10:01:06 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Fat Albert does a cannonball!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Well, this isn't the whole speech.

You're lucky. A half-hour of "ums" and "you knows" is hard to take.

51 posted on 08/22/2007 10:03:17 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A Hillary speech will cure insomnia.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
She has put up with a philandering lothario of a husband because he suits her lifestyle and ambitions.

STAND BY YOUR MAN

Mrs. Clinton's Guide to Gaining
Money, Fame, and Power

52 posted on 08/22/2007 10:09:04 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Mrs. Bill Clinton.)
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To: gondramB
what does KO stand for?

KOmmies = Denizens of the Daily Kos website

KO (by itself) = Keith Olbermann, the hideous nutbar on MSNBC

53 posted on 08/22/2007 10:24:13 AM PDT by KJC1
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To: Pinkbell
Party stalwarts coalesced around Kerry, even though he carried the most baggage. . . .

Mama T did ease up, though, on making John carry her bags.

STAND BY YOUR
GIN-SOAKED KETCHUP DOWAGER


A Ski-Bum Boy-Toy's Guide to Gaining
Money, Fame, and Power

54 posted on 08/22/2007 10:27:27 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Jean-Fraud Kerry.)
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To: KJC1

Thank you


55 posted on 08/22/2007 10:33:32 AM PDT by gondramB (Preach the Gospel at all times, and when necessary, use words)
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To: PJ-Comix; decal
[This is like saying that the Normandy invasion worked so let's bring the troops home right now before they can capture Paris.]

How many Americans were killed on D-Day?

3393. That's in just ONE DAY, mind you.

But that's about the same number as have been killed in over FOUR YEARS in Iraq.

Defeating the Nazis was worth the sacrifice. What about defeating militant Islam, THE current enemy of civilization in the world?

56 posted on 08/22/2007 10:41:37 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I slam Islam.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“if hillary is the nominee, it will cost us our souls.”

ROTFLMAO!
He’s JUST NOW beginning to figure this out?
But, she’ll advance the Gay Agenda, and in the end, that’s all that matters to them, right?


57 posted on 08/22/2007 10:45:49 AM PDT by tcrlaf (You can lead a Liberal to LOGIC, but you can't make it THINK)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Blech! That picture should not be viewed after eating (which I unfortunately just did).


58 posted on 08/22/2007 1:23:15 PM PDT by Pinkbell (I'm a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order. - Mike Pence)
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To: PJ-Comix
Here's a pic of a campaign souvenier I thought you might like:

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

59 posted on 08/24/2007 12:54:28 PM PDT by BreitbartSentMe (Ex-Dem since 2001 *Folding@Home for the Gipper - Join the FReeper Folders*)
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To: Girlene

Here’s one.


60 posted on 09/02/2007 8:22:06 AM PDT by RedRover (DefendOurMarines.com)
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