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DUmmie FUnnies 08-21-07 (KOmmies Outraged At Hillary For Claiming Surge Is Working)
NewsBusters ^ | August 21, 2007 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/21/2007 3:51:50 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

As soon as I heard last night that Hillary Clinton had (sort of) stated the obvious truth that the surge is WORKING, I knew the leftwing blogosphere would go into an uproar as a result as you can see in this KOmmie THREAD titled, "HRC sez surge working." The Democrats went way out on the limb by claiming defeat in Iraq was inevitable only to see that defeatist limb sawed off by the success of the surge. Right now Hillary is trying to triangulate her way back to the tree but it seems not to be working this time. She has apparently triangulated her way into the ire of the Left and it is FUn to watch. So let us now enjoy the spectacle of the Left slamming Hillary for her admission of surge success in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, not wishing for any closeup views of Hillary's triangulation, is in the [brackets]:

HRC sez surge working

[Read it and weep, KOmmies. Your INEVITABLE nominee for president is stating the obvious truth in the midst of her desperate triangulation.]

I'm a vet of the 04 primary wars and have since abstained from such activity here. And I'm willing to give any of the candidates the benefit of the doubt and watch as the campaign unfolds. But statements like these really give me pause about Hillary Clinton:

[GASP! You...you mean Hillary might be an OPPORTUNIST???]

New military tactics in Iraq are working but the best way to honor U.S. soldiers is "by beginning to bring them home," Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton told war veterans Monday.

[This is like saying that the Normandy invasion worked so let's bring the troops home right now before they can capture Paris.]

Is this the infamous triangulation at work?

[Yup! Hillary knows she has the Democrat nomination wrapped up but now has to triangulate for the voters in the general election. And now to hear the KOmmie outrage...]

Hillary's a warmonger. She gets off on all the killing, just like Republicans do. There are things to like about Hillary. She's better than any Republican. But her bloodlust just crosses too important a line for me to support her.

[Another voter for Nader '08.]

I think it's more political opportunism than genuine bloodlust. Remember the movie "The Third Man"? There's a scene where Jospeh Cotten is with Orson Welles on the Ferris wheel and Cotten asks Welles why he sold tainted medicine (whoch killed some children) on the black market and Welles replied "For the money." That's Hillary, it's all "for the votes".

[Hillary Lime.]

But she has this need to appear Thatcherlike and strong so that no one can accuse her of being a wussie Democratic peacenik.

[As opposed to a manipulative triangulator.]

She does want the Jewish vote and she does want the anti war vote and she does want those who believe in war and fighting, just not more of the same in Iraq. So she is juggling a few balls in the air on this one.

[Including her own.]

That anyone who voted to authorize this war is too stupid, cynical, or malicious to deserve to ever be elected to any public office ever again.

[You just eliminated Hillary and the Pink Sapphire.]

I'm preemptively sick to my stomach at the thought of defending H.Clinton's views, as a grassroots volunteer for the Democratic Party. And these are the views she's expressing NOW, before the famous "move to the right" for the General election.

[Preemptive nausea on the part of a KOmmie at the thought that Hillary will be his nominee.]

Yeah I know if she gets the nomination, we know the drill. We will vote for her. But in the meantime, I wish to hell she would just speak clearly and come out against this stupid war without "on the one hand, but on the other hand"

[IOW, you don't like Hillary's hand jobs?]

Al Gore, please jump in and save us from this phony

[When Algore straps on his prosthetic crotch enhancer, you'll know he is ready to run.]

Well, this isn't the whole speech. She also said the best way to honor the troops is to bring them home.

[Triangulation: Having it both ways at once.]

She has put up with a philandering lothario of a husband because he suits her lifestyle and ambitions. So she has learned to compromise, deny, and focus on the gray areas. Why are we surprised. I voted for Kerry because I bought the he looks so presidential after Georgie boy who couldn't even say his own name straight out. Then Kerry began to trip over his own tongue. If you tell the truth you don't have to have a good memory so you don't have to dissemble. You may make mistakes and that is what I think Edwards did. He just didn't have it in him to say no no no. But why didn't he? Why this need to be liked so much, to please everyone? Well personally I know that it catches more flies than vinegar.

[I know something that attracts a lot of flies.]

Remember the '04 convention, when the Party stalwarts coalesced around Kerry, even though he carried the most baggage of any candidate.. Conventional wisdom, like all other talk, is cheap, yet it has cost our country dearly, and id hillary is the nominee, it will cost us our souls.

[Monsters from the Hillary id... Like you, the Krell forgot one deadly danger..their own subconscious hate and lust for destruction. The beast. The mindless primitive.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: angrydems; hillaryclinton; iraq; iraqsurge; kommies; progress
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I expect that today Hillary will say she didn't really mean what she said. However, WHEN will the moderators of the Democrat debates start asking the candidates if they think the surge is working? I know this goes against the grain of softball questions such as what Stephanopolis asked last weekend but maybe they could TRY to ask the candidates about the success of the surge.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 08/21/2007 3:51:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 08/21/2007 3:53:13 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

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3 posted on 08/21/2007 3:56:00 AM PDT by Blue Eyes (Praying for a miracle.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top ten!


4 posted on 08/21/2007 4:00:20 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Fishin' for a good time starts with throwin' in your line.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Bump.


5 posted on 08/21/2007 4:05:16 AM PDT by RobFromGa (FDT/TBD in 2008!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow, top ten!


6 posted on 08/21/2007 4:05:42 AM PDT by Make It In Mass (Don't vote for unopposed candidates, it only encourages them.)
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7!


7 posted on 08/21/2007 4:09:54 AM PDT by Talking_Mouse (O Lord, destroy Islam by converting the Muslims to Christianity.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hillary's a warmonger. She gets off on all the killing, just like Republicans do. There are things to like about Hillary. She's better than any Republican. But her bloodlust just crosses too important a line for me to support her.

I wonder how this person would feel about the US involvement in WWII. Was that due to bloodlust? Did Roosevelt get off on killing?
8 posted on 08/21/2007 4:19:08 AM PDT by Talking_Mouse (O Lord, destroy Islam by converting the Muslims to Christianity.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Finally Top 10 (I hope)


9 posted on 08/21/2007 4:24:07 AM PDT by Sapper26 (Quondo Omni Flunkus Moritati)
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To: PJ-Comix

10?


10 posted on 08/21/2007 4:25:41 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly catching hell for posting without reading the article since 2004)
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So she is juggling a few balls in the air on this one.

[Including her own.]

Heh! Some of us are trying to eat breakfast.

:-)

11 posted on 08/21/2007 4:31:07 AM PDT by Chuck54
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She gets off on all the killing,

Yep, just look at the death list the last time she was president.

12 posted on 08/21/2007 4:40:38 AM PDT by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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To: PJ-Comix
PCE???
Prosthetic Crotch Enhancer???
You are just bad..ROFLMAO
13 posted on 08/21/2007 4:49:25 AM PDT by concretebob (I'm NOT pro-war, I'm ANTI - TERRORIST)
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To: Talking_Mouse

Hyperbole, FRiend...just ranting and raving cause they can’t make a coherent point.


14 posted on 08/21/2007 4:51:07 AM PDT by concretebob (I'm NOT pro-war, I'm ANTI - TERRORIST)
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To: PJ-Comix

ok, I’ll just check in so you won’t worry about me. 15


15 posted on 08/21/2007 5:04:46 AM PDT by Mercat (strategic deworming. Name of a new rock band?)
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Hey KOmmies she’s your nominee and you’ll like it.

The great and powerful Rove has spoken.


16 posted on 08/21/2007 5:28:59 AM PDT by NeoCaveman ("I mean, he's gone from Jane Fonda to Dr. Strangelove in one week." - Romney on B. Hussein Obama)
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Al Gore, please jump in and save us from this phony

Substitute none phony for another. Yeah, that's a plan fer sure.

17 posted on 08/21/2007 5:51:15 AM PDT by bcsco ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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To: PJ-Comix
She gets off on all the killing...

It's sad that they don't equate abortion with killing.

18 posted on 08/21/2007 6:33:55 AM PDT by Veggie Todd (Were those magic grits?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Have you been monitoring the DU/KOs/Huffy communities for their reaction to the History Channel’s 9/11 conspiracy program? I’m curious how they received it but not willing to wallow in their filth.


19 posted on 08/21/2007 6:46:00 AM PDT by bcsco ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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To: Talking_Mouse

I doubt that person knows ANYTHING about WWII


20 posted on 08/21/2007 8:16:54 AM PDT by sonic109
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